IMPORTANT NOTE:
Hello, MistaWho here to tell you a few things.
Stigmata didnt release all that I wanted to release, and since I am
now 1/2 of the Dogma staff, I thought it couldnt hurt to do this. I need
to like do Editor type stuff anyways, right? Oh well, here is what I wanted
to do with Dogma 3. If anything is missing, kick Stig in the ass. No lil
fileid.diz for this one, cause I DO NOT NEED ONE. Buh bye now.
3
: table of contents :
1. Editorial stigmata/loopy/mistawho
2. Dogma Reviews mistawho
3. Anti-AOL logger
4. Why MTV sucks stigmata
5. Nasty IRC Channels mistawho
6. Time Stamps follow-up mistawho
7. The Ansi Scene the masked maurader
8. Your and IRC nerd if.. mistawho
9. How to submit to Dogma mistawho
10. IRC Polls loopy
11. Funny IRC Quotes loopy
12. Last words stigmata
A. - The Dogma site/member listings
B. - To quit the Dogma ishue THREE viewer
------:- dogma ishue THREE ------:-
Booyah Dogma issue number three is now out. Thats right released during the
during the biggest snow storm in the East Coasts history. Ya see how
dedicated we are? w00p. Anyways a lot of new features this month, like the
dogma viewer! thats right now you can view your favorite irc zine online! just
load dogma-03.irc and follow the instructions. And like always we have our
interview with someone cool except for this month, funny irc quotes, way to
harrass irc users, and dogma reviews. So enuff with me talking.. on with the
show!
-stigmata
dogma free. i dont have too much to say this month, except that check out
a part of irc.mcs.nets motd:
*** - We are testing an upgraded server that should help
*** - reduce channel take overs and nick collides. Please
*** - report any problems to riss@mcs.net Thanks! 12/27/95
*** - -Riss
btw, this blizzard the east cost got rocked..i had to shovel 2+ feet of snow
off of my driveway. good exercise. and a word to any opers that read this or
any pd fags: this is not a collider zine. nowhere does it say how to collide
or does it support/promote colliding.
-loOpy
Dogma 3, neato, eh? Well, I didnt put it together, but I did do a
great deal of work. Such as the Reviews Are In, The Dogma IRC Viewer,
and also this stupid editorial. Its a lot of work for a computer nerd
with a life at least, I think I have one, where did it go?.
In store for next month, MYSELF will be putting together Dogma FOUR,
thats too much work for me, but Im going to do it anyways. I will be
doing ALL the editing and also putting together the next version of this
spiffy viewer, and I MIGHT even get a response on the TimeStamps from
some of the adminstrators out there in unix land.
Thats it from me this month, until Dogma 4, Ill see you later.
-mistawho fewlish@zipnet.com
If this is a magazine you like, you are probably wondering
if anybody else likes it. Although a few didnt, and a few
just plain hated it as with EVERY magazine out there,
there are the ones who just adored it all to hell, and some
who didnt read it but said they liked it because I told
them to. Read on fellow groupie :
Fahrenhei it was funner to read then flashing people on gaysex
: mistaj03 : obsid?
: mistaj03 : goddamn him
oBsiDiCE uh
: mistaj03 : he probably didnt even read the goddamn magazine
oBsiDiCE guys
oBsiDiCE this is guna sound a bit redundant
oBsiDiCE but
oBsiDiCE KILL FAGGOTS
: mistaj03 : thats great obsid
Fahrenhei YES!
oBsiDiCE hahah
: mistaj03 : NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION OBSID
: mistaj03 : wut did you think about dogma 2?
oBsiDiCE what?
oBsiDiCE what did EyE think about dogma?
: mistaj03 : y3Z
oBsiDiCE i thought it was fuckin funny
: mistaj03 : thats it?
: mistaj03 : NOW OBSID, thats redundant
oBsiDiCE well
oBsiDiCE i should come up with something alot more eloquent then
: mistaj03 : well, yeah :
oBsiDiCE ok
oBsiDiCE gimme a minute
oBsiDiCE ok
oBsiDiCE thinkin still
: mistaj03 : hahaha
: mistaj03 : dont hurt yourself obsid
oBsiDiCE dogma 2 was a wonderful compilation of pure wit and skill.
It touched my heart like no other. :
oBsiDiCE WAHAHAH
Fahrenhei Dogma, issue number 2, was an ecstatic roller coaster of thrills
and chills. It had such eloquence, that it made me want to stop
killing fags for a seconds, and read it thrice
oBsiDiCE hahahahahaa
: mistajew : YOU ARE BEING LOGGED
nd Cool
: mistajew : this is for a The reviews are IN! section
: mistajew : tell me, intelligently, wut you thought of Dogma 2
nd -V- Kills: 34 - Attempts: 239 - Percentage: 0
nd I think it was pretty good
nd It could of used my article though
: mistajew : thats it? thats the quote you want in Dogma 3?
nd hmm
sinned yeah great
nd Well, It was phat like loopys mom
*eO-* its the best fucking dos-editor-mag out :
*ewheat* dogma helped me with my life. Im not impotent anymore. girls
love me. i got a cool car now. i got cash. and doggone it, I
got a big stiffie now.
*ewheat* one night, I was in sexchat and after .3 seconds, I was full of
it... I had to find a kleenex, but LUCKILY I found a printed
copy of dogma and, boy, it could hold my manhood. doggone it...
*cybernary* Yea, its all fun and games till you get your sister pregnant!
*cybernary* Dogma2 - so good, ellisdee took time out from fucking his fetal
pig to read it!
*cybernary* Dogma2 - so good it made Cybernary draw his first pic in over
a year!
*illusionX* Dogma 2 was so damn good that it cured my severe case of
genitalla fungi
*RZa* iT wAS cULE, But i finna like things with no .EXEs
*pOd* what so you use to write scripts?
*hollow* parental relations have become more developed and in tune due to
dogma2
*epidemic* i think that peanut butter is tasty
*epidemic* if an ansi artist makes an ansi for a board that is not up...
does it make a sound?
-mistawho
An Essay on the degradation of the Internet through
commercialization, large corporate entities, and a simplification
of services.
I apologize for this essay being more directed at AOL, it began
as an anti-AOL essay and progressed from there.
Although much has been written on the subject of AOL, I
believe that many people, especially AOL users, still do not
understand why anyone who truly uses the internet with any
regularity has a strong distaste for America Online users. First,
I think we should define a true internet user.
A True Internet User is
Someone who uses an internet service provider ISP that is
not a national service, and requires them to use UNIX. Netcom is
sort of on the edge of acceptable. I used their service for about
2 weeks, as someone offered to share their shell account with me.
the shell was an acceptable shell, it did not have a bullshit
menu providing me with things to do, and allowed me easy access
to a unix prompt. However, ive also been told by people at
school high school that they just got on the Internet with
Netcoms Netcruiser software, which is just a click and go
service such as AOL. This windows based software is unacceptable.
Someone with an internet provider that does NOT charge an
hourly rate. You should never be charged extra for what is
offered free on the internet. AOL charges people hourly fees,
which I find disgusting, partly because I spend much time online,
but also because the spirit is movtivated towards milking the
users by charging extra for sub-services. The only providers I
have been on do not charge any hourly rates, but only a low
monthly rate, generally under 20.
Someone with at least a basic knowledge of UNIX. I dont
believe that people have to be born with a knowledge of one of
the more difficult operating systems to deal with, but the way
that I learned DOS was through experimentation. I picked apart
every function of the computer. If I got stuck, id ask someone
at my school for a clue as to what some function does. I learned
UNIX in the same manner, as my school has provided UNIX machines
for several years now. Using UNIX should be a pre-requisite for
the use of the Internet. People may not think it is fair, but it
really is necessary to serve your time as a lamer, but stay out
of peoples way, picking up knowledge from the sidelines. This is
how I learned, I did not go into channels and DEMAND that someone
tell me why WSIRC was not transferring my 30 disk CD-RIP back to
my AOL account properly, and that I absolutely had to mail out 30
copies of WarezMail on AOL by midnight tonight, or my friends
wouldnt give me the latest program for harassing AOL users.
Why America Online is well on its way to ruining the Internet
Lets get one thing straight, the commercialization of the
internet is NOT a good thing. There are a ridiculous amount of
porn peddlers offering their wares no, not warez on the web.
The original intent of the Internet was a university based system
for trading information among professors as an alternative to
Tymnet, which was a business based nationwide network.
If anyone has been on usenet at all recently, they have felt
the influence of AOL users. They are constantly spamming
newsgroups. And have basically overrun the newsgroups with their
postings. They have no concept of netiquette whatsoever.
America Online itself is a very weak service. I give NO
props to anyone who is proud of their AOL hacking ability. I
dont understand why anyone really wants to hack AOL, its really
pointless in the long run, theres no use in having accounts on a
totally useless system. The only person id give any props to is
the person who intercepted the internal corporate mail and posted
it on Usenet.
Places to Find AOLs degrading presence on the internet:
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica
this newsgroup has had AOLamers running rampant on it for a
while now. None of them will shut up, every time a new one comes
on, they have no inclination to read the FAQ, every single one of
them feels the need to ask how they can download the pictures
that are uuencoded. They are not used to anything that does not
cater directly to their needs. This leads to flooding of the
newsgroups with requests on how to download, and then leads to
counter flooding from people with fake offers to people on
america online offering to sell them information on how to
download. Both parties are equally at fault.
irc, any channel, especially warez channels.
im not a big advocate of big warez channels at all, most of
them suck. warez950 is a far overgrown temporary channel, if you
do a ctcp version to the channel, you will see that approximately
95 of the average 120 users on there at one time are using mIRC
to trade warez. Many of them are using AOLs new winsock
emulator. Its quite disgusting actually, and gives warez trading
a bad name yeah, i know thats hard The only warez channels i
have any respect for are the more private group channels, which
are the only ones now where anything productive is done without
hordes of lamers trying to get their hands on some 0 day. fate
is a nice channel, fATE rules anyways. I wont list all the other
channels, as some of them are open, and would not appreciate an
influx of mIRC lamers xdcc listing them every 5 seconds.
As a whole, the commercialization of the internet has been
quite a painful process for the original residents. Its sort of
like having a gigantic mall, such as the one in Vancouver, and
now possibly in Silver Spring, MD that caters to the dumb
American, while crushing either the current users of the net, or
the small home run businesses in the immediate area.
Here is a small list of some of the better anti-AOL resources
http://www.en.com/users/tfinley
alt.aol-sucks
http://www.en.com/users/tfinley/frontend.html
http://pther the current users of the net, or
the small home run businesses in the immediate area.
http://pn as 0-micro software.. theyre pretty phat.
thanks for listening, Ill leave you with a Bill Gates quote:
640k should be enough for anyone.
-logger bill
logger@scooby.tiac.net
MTV - What have they done! gasp
Bah now when you turn on the good ol tele today usually at the end of any
commercial you see a:
http://www.we.are.tools.com
BAH@* what the fuck has mtv done.. YES we all remember MTV YACK online
on the leetest place to be, America Online. Bah thas where every looser and
his/her looser friends could type shit about there favorite videos online and
one MTV at the same time. WHAT A GOOD IDEA*.. yea my fucking ass.. that
has started a computer craze in which now every one needs to be online.
Why us, why do us elite people have to put up with the antics of these fucking
poser, mtv riden bastards.. we shouldnt i tell you.
Today i logon to one of my good friends boards.. defective minds black
sunshine and im scanning the messages and i come upon this:
oOo. Defective mind blurted out in a hopeless stutter
What the hell is with this shit... every damn kid and his brother has a
goddamn web page now. Im on my lunch line in school and im listening to a
conversation a couple of drama fags are having... This one kid kept going on
and on about web web this and that... he had no idea about what he was
talking about... and then i hear the other... yea america online sure is
great, they regulate the internet i couldnt hold the laughter in... this
shit is pathetic. And these kids throw around words like telnet and ftp and
they got no idea what theyre talking about. This fat ugly bitch is talking
to my math teacher about how she has a new bbs and he should telnet to it.
Yet she clearly had no idea what tcp/ip was. what the fuck has mtv done
Defective mind was forever silenced .oOo
Actually MTV is done... They Have publicized Cyberspace to death... its
gonna find something cooler to destroy now :
YAY see what the fuck i mean!!! damnit im so pissed about this shit i cant
even type! heh
THE BOTTOM LINE IS: kill mtv.. mail bomb there inet accts and aol accts..
fucking bomb threat there fucking office building.. kill all the djs cept
daisy and jenny cus they give me wood, and fucking trash your television..
argh thanks to MTV internet is getting to big.. so as Vector X says:
Its just internet, break it before it gets to big
-stigmata
If you get raped, CHANCES are the person that raped you
is an internet junkie or so they say. I personally
think this was untrue, until I went through efnet and
found some REALLY sick channels. Check these people
out, avoid them, they are the future sex offenders of
our so-called great nation.
Now, you are saying but what about the people who
just pass through to see if these channels just
exist?. Well, I thought of that, and took this log
at the bleakest of hours, 3 AM in the morning which
is in the Pacific time zone for me and started to
log like a mad man. Check out the results, you just
might KNOW one of these sick people.
littlegir TJM H Anonymous@medford01.voicenet.com *
littlegir Kaiser H Kaiser@ws18.ccphys.nsu.nsk.su E-mail:
littlegir Remo H Remo@modem10.ffc.se Remo
littlegir bizz H w/sandped@ts3lp4.NetVision.net.il w/s and ped
littlegir Michhael H none@dynamic-57.premier1.net mrf
littlegir WildWest H s-734554@modem8.ffc.se Trust me!
littlegir CybrRogue H dagger@tia1.eskimo.com Cyber Rogue
littlegir Lauria H draconis@eskimo.com Lauria
littlegir steffy H steffy-@199.183.208.74 to thy own self be true
littlegir BigBill H billm@an1ph.tir.com billy mumy
littlegir Keeps H dip@dialup-17-b-153.gw.umn.edu You Wish You Knew
littlegir kodiak H hotlips@ix-or10-12.ix.netcom.com want to have sex?
littlegir blue-boy H blueboy@osk0177.bekkoame.or.jp blueboy
littlegir Mina96 se Trust me!
littlegir CybrRogue H dagger@tia1.eskimo.com Cyber Rogue
littlegir Lauria H draconis@eskimo.com Lauria
littlegir steffy H steffy-@199.183.208.74 to thy own self be true
littlegir BigBill H billm@an1ph.tir.com billy mumy
littlegir Keeps H dip@dialup-17-b-153.gw.umn.edu You Wish You Knew
littlegir kodiak H hotlips@ix-or10-12.ix.netcom.com want to have sex?
littlegir blue-boy H blueboy@osk0177.bekkoame.or.jp blueboy
littlegir Mina96 9.234.151.169.du.nauticom.net phaedrus is an IRC operator
dogsex Goldie H@ inf@ns.clever.net Im to Sexxxi for ya mUtt
*** Topic for llamasex: Oh no! Were at war with deersex! *gasp*
*** llamasex niq 819957004
llamasex beaker G*@ rlchen@carnitas.engr.ucdavis.edu its just me
llamasex Rhiannon G@ andrea@emunix.emich.edu Too old for innocence, too yo
ng for wisdom.
llamasex niq G@ Niq@syn.cs.wmich.edu Why dont we do it in the road?
llamasex Pills G*@ mjp@ren.us.itd.umich.edu Conform or be cast out
llamasex WintrHawk G@ khuon@espresso.merit.net This isnt flying its fall
ng with style.
llamasex Sahara H*@ michelle@sandcastle.ccs.itd.umich.edu Am I right? Am
wrong? Or am I just dreaming...?
fK .:. Information .:.
fK : Nick : : beaker :
fK : Name : : its just me :
fK : Address : : rlchen@carnitas.engr.ucdavis.edu :
fK : Channels : : @llamasex @MachsCafe :
fK : Server : : irc.sdsc.edu :
*** beaker is away: around maybe...
fK beaker is one of those goddamn IRC Operators
Is it just me, or does it make you uncomfortable to know that the
people in charge of us are freaks? Larz, Comstud, and Subzero to
name a few are cool IRC Operators, but people like Beaker, well,
you know what I am saying here.
littleboy Bigbro H@ crumpler@netcom21.netcom.com 510 160 Blond/Blue
: Bigbro : you like sex with boys?
- :Bigbro: No, im doing a log of what type of NASTY fuck ups like
yourself hang in those channels.
fK .:. Information .:.
fK : Nick : : Bigbro :
fK : Name : : 510 160 Blond/Blue :
fK : Address : : crumpler@netcom21.netcom.com :
fK : Channels : : boysexpics @littleboysex :
fK : Server : : irc.netcom.com :
Thats so fuckin nasty
boysexpi easy1 H easy1@anx1.global.co.za metax@global.co.za
boysexpi Crypt H Unknown@gem-qed.inhb.co.nz Nothing but the best
boysexpi studlover H@ Studdude@dnet042.sat.texas.net Computer.texas.net
boysexpi jgaa H jgaa@bergen114.telepost.no Jarle Aase
boysexpi Apiboy H@ api@violin-06.synapse.net Allo..!
boysexpi Bigbro H crumpler@netcom21.netcom.com 510 160 Blond/Blue
boysexpi lyons H@ none@culverpm11.netvoyage.net none
boysexpi C-weed H@ notavail@slip44.vianet.net.au oceanman
boysexpi Paul666 H@ chris@Modem-44.Nol.Net Chris
*** Topic for teengirlsex: Young girls welcome.
*** teengirlsex overki11 819954714
teengirl Jump H Jump@h-castlerock.norfolk.infi.net hi
teengirl Sindy H whipper@ix-lv9-22.ix.netcom.com sweet and loveble
teengirl SchLong H showm2me@ix-nas1-27.ix.netcom.com hugh G Rection
*** Topic for !teensexpics: Trade And Share Alike And Have Fun
*** !teensexpics magick 819959991
!teensex BigBill H billm@an1ph.tir.com billy mumy
!teensex Rance H LAUSD@xy-ats0-port2.lausd.k12.ca.us mike.lausd.k12.c
.us
!teensex Stryker23 H sorry@k1slip8.vvm.com just ask
!teensex danny H df@slip022.elmshorn.netsurf.de Dan Forks
!teensex Wolfe H lars.kles@dialup102-146.swipnet.se Martin Klesell
!teensex beretta H sashimi@ala-ca19-04.ix.netcom.com Daniel Kim
!teensex Soulman H sil@dyn161.ppp.pacific.net.sg Silk
!teensex DogHead H DogHead@unknown-215-59.apl.com DogHead
!teensex MR-TIME H mrtime@th-ts1-14.holli.com MR-TIME
!teensex TANK H ask@198.133.204.15 Trayan
!teensex CindiCD H jmayes@ip55.slip.indy.net jmayes
!teensex TBare H TB@ix-sj23-08.ix.netcom.com Teddy Bare
!teensex JimmyDean H JD@ppp192.callamer.com irc.eskimo.com
!teensex grend H asunwoo@cs102-4.u.washington.edu a. sunwoo
!teensex Thomy H askforemai@194.163.210.36 -
!teensex Sandra H Babe@dffl5-31.gate.net i couldve been your gift
!teensex Zyph H packrat@jholt.iquest.com Dallas Vinson
!teensex icey H tom.lang@ts700-605.singnet.com.sg tom lang
!teensex Sheen H sksint06@206.48.174.2 Well..
!teensex DarkShado H chuchen@ip070.lax.primenet.com chuchen
!teensex joni H 940854@oppi201.slk.helbp.fi me
!teensex Chey H camber@www.eons.com Chey
!teensex ladyfist H nono@ppp315.protel.DE Carola Unknown
!teensex SamAdams H Ask@ix-sj22-21.ix.netcom.com irc.netcom.com
!teensex Leonardo H Hermes@pine194.cruzio.com Mercury
!teensex railman H trackman@du07.inow.com johnny
!teensex PIXTRADER H aalahwal@x4935.dip.ecst.csuchico.edu Illpass
*** Topic for 100wetpussy: ILLEGAL
*** 100wetpussy Andrew 819966434
100wetpu Pappy2 H jcangero@ix-ron-ny2-05.ix.netcom.com -
100wetpu car9 H qamar@ix-tem-ca2-10.ix.netcom.com bryan jones
100wetpu Precious H jstclair@pppdi57.law-ok.sirinet.net jstclair@sirinet
net
100wetpu Eric H down@199.123.104.24 @primenet.com
100wetpu SchLong H showm2me@ix-nas1-27.ix.netcom.com hugh G Rection
*** Topic for yngpussypics: MERRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
*** yngpussypics brownston 819945557
yngpussy PIXTRADER H aalahwal@x4935.dip.ecst.csuchico.edu Illpass
There you have it, the future of slum on America. Avoid these people,
tell your children who IRC to avoid these addresses, and most of all,
mail these people and make sure they know they are the sick disgusting
fuckups that they are. Its so disgusting I almost want to quit
using IRC.
-mistawho
-Time Stamps on the EfNet follow up
If you read Dogma 2 which if you are reading this, I am very sure
you did. Then you are aware of the TimeStamp patches that are going to be
or already applied to EfNet servers that decide to patch their server. This
is a direct follow up to last months article.
I mailed the following efnet servers admins:
irc.eskimo.com
irc.texas.net
irc.ais.net They have TS patched on their server
irc.cris.com
irc.netcom.com
irc.gate.net
irc.colorado.edu
irc.mo.net
Here is the letter I mailed each of these adminstrators:
Cut Here
Dear System Adminstrator,
As everybody is finally becoming aware the TS TimeStamp
patches are being applied to various servers throughout the world, and
I so happen to be writing a follow up to an article on this subject.
pause
What I would like to know is if you plan to, or already have
TimeStamp patched to your EfNet server, and if not, why? I would also
like to know what your thoughts on the TimeStamp idea are, and also
your best definition of the TimeStamp patch, and if the FCC is
involved.
If you could please spare just a moment of your time to respond
to this letter you can just pick to answer a certain question if you
wish, it would be MUCH appreciated. In case the address is different,
please send the mail to fewlish@zipnet.com. Thank you for any
cooperation you can spare.
-MistaWho Aaron Rogers
fewlish@zipnet.com
Cut Here
The only NEAR response I got was Netcom so far. If I get any
further comments from the SysAdmins, you will get it in the
future editions of Dogma. Other than that, there is no more
information on Time Stamps. I wish there was, as I had a
half way good idea for a follow up.
bLAH!
In hope of the follow up, it didnt happen. I mostly got
responses like, Hey, I k-lined you once or fuck off.
Its nice to know EVERYBODY out there just loves me, eh?
-mistawho
like, the ansi scene or something..
well, basically, im not in the ansi scene. im in the ascii scene, which, in
my mind makes me the perfect candidate for an article on the ansi scene. why?
because i am an outsider. i have never claimed to be a part of the ansi scene
which is why i have a truly objective and unbiased view of the ansi scene. yes
it is true that i have friends in the ansi scene, but to counter-weigh that, i
also have people that i fucking hate in the ansi scene too, so i think it is
pretty balanced. anyways, here is what i think of the ansi scene.
the ansi scene has some real problems. and not much is being done at this
point to solve that, and i think that that is pretty bad. first off, i think
that the ansi scene was in its little heydey around the end of 93 through the
summer of 94, and then it slowly degenerated. the ansi scene at this point in
time, which is all the jurisdiction of this article allows me to discuss, is
really pretty disfuntional. you have acid over here, clamboring for good
artists and trying to attain the pinnacle of the scene it once so enjoyed, and
you have ice over there, seemingly off in its own little world. additionally
you have a bunch of small groups that look up to acid and ice and model
themselves after the big groups. that little reflective aspect of the scene
is pretty messed up if you ask me, because obviously acid and ice have big
problems, and when the little groups become little understudies to the big ones
the problems and the unhealthy little quirks and various disfuntional tenden-
cies carry over to the small ones, and no one benefits.
another problem is the group situation itself. groups are basically fucking
the scene, a simple fact. i think the reason for the steady degeneration of
the scene is simply the groups. when the scene rewled, there was one group,
acid, and then the scene started to suck after groups like ice and others
started to usurp the dynastic quality of acid. do you think i am wrong?
look at the facts then, the scene started slowly biting it after the summer
of 94, when ice started coming into its own. acid slowly degenerated and
all the sudden there were a bunch of groups that could be number one. do
you know why the scene started to suck? its real simple. people started
drawing art because they wanted to get into a certain group, instead of
drawing because they wanted to. additionally groups themselves, in their
tyrannical little fits of self-preserving stupidity, started doing wierd
things and started controlling the direction that ansi art went in.
what is the solution? simple, total deconstruction. fuck all the groups and
let people draw because they want to draw, not because they want to get into
acid or ice or fire or whatever.
well, i wonder how many people are pissed off at me now..
tMM..the masked marauder
-You know your are a computer nerd if...
1- You get mad at your mom and threaten to collide her
2- You cry at the destruction of a good computer
3- You have a Vic-20 hung from your ceiling and you worhsip it daily.
4- You have a picture of yourself with your first computer, with
it wrapped in a blanket like a newborn baby.
5- Your idea of leaving the house is playing an enviromental game.
6- Your cars sound system contains four PC Speakers.
7- When you leave home, the sun literally burns your skin.
8- Your glasses are thicker than mistawhos skull
9- You have no room left in your pocket protector for that double wide
heavy ink pen you had your eyes on for so long.
10- A female asked you out, and in excitement for the great night you
pack up a serial cord and a parellel cord to tie her up.
11- When you see the shell on a turtle it reminds you of unix.
12- You put your email address as your return address on your real letters.
13- Your dad offers you a beer, but you decline because there cant be
any food or drink around your computer.
14- Your parents think you are insane and have you taken away, because you
were caught talking and whistling to tones on the phone.
15- You have a 10 gig drive, and 9 of it is IRC scripts.
16- You attempt to take your own life because your ISP was taken down.
17- You commited suicide with a mouse cord.
18- You would pick your computer over your familys life
19- You feel bad when you yell at your computer in disgust and apology
by typing Im sorry for two hours straight.
20- Your idea of sex is plugging the keyboard into the back of your
tower, and it actually turns you on.
Its lame, but I was bored.
-mistawho
-What can I do for Dogma?
Every single time you read a magazine, they say that you can
submit to them without being commited, I hear the same thing VERY VERY
often. What can I write about?. Its very simple for Dogma, if you
have a silly IRC story, or just something plain stupid about the net that
you noticed, then you can submit it to Dogma!
If you are not the best person when it comes to spelling, do not
worry. Dogma is increasing its editting staff and we can take care of
such things with ease. Just work on your story, and leave the rest to us,
but we must say one thing, if you dont like it, sorry, we must be very
strict about it:
Anything you submit to Dogma becomes property of Dogma. We are
saying this so if we get rich with your article, then you dont get any of
the legal credit or the profit. Isnt it nice to have a magazine that is
always looking out for your financial future?
Also, it costs 200.00 to submit to Dogma. This will keep the
overflow of you people busting down our doors to submit an article. So if
you are going to submit, please have 200.00 or like 2 billion pecos and
mail them to me at 31337 51st Ack North, Hicksville, Washington, 98187.
Please mail your submition fees to me today!!!@!@
If you wish to contribute art, you must have the following:
10 affiliations with groups that have acronyms
the ability to do at least 20 pieces of art a day
a lot of .GIFs for loOpy
a whole shitload of blue velvet for me
a lot of extra time on your hands sure about... 99.999 of you
have a lot of that on hand
your father must have a last name that starts with Z
your mother must shave her mustache daily
you have to have at least one pube.
Seriously. If we need art, it will be asked for. So dont waist
your time, as we dont need the art unless we ask for it. Since we do have
a few people doing art for the mag, we pretty much have that area covered.
All the stupid shit aside that makes me look like an illiterate
asshole, just enjoy writing for Dogma if you wish to do it. If you are in
two issues of Dogma, you can be a member?@?@?@ The only problem is,
loOpy or Stigmata have not made a member listing, so I guess that is pretty
pointless.
-mistawho
Dogma - phat like loOpys mum - napalm death
ircII script users polled on 12:31 am 1/4/96 eastern time.
results:
692 PhoEniX
98 LiCe
71 TextBox
17 dEsPiTe
15 PurePak
7 SkulD
7 splitsURfer
7 K-Line
6 y0h0h0
5 FausT
5 Night
5 DJiNN
3 TextSoX
3 iRCUZi
pause
margin of error: roughly 1
note: this poll only counts SCRIPTS, not clients like mIRC or ircII. In
acutality, i versioned with the polling script i wrote, about 2,000
users, yet most were using ircII unix, mIRC windows, or ircle
macintosh a werd goes out to tris, for letting me use his
pp-massver.irc script to aid me in the polls this month.
-loOpy
ewheat i look good in crotchless panties.
st1gmata ordered like 1000 dildos to some kids house
Stumble Are you gunna interview me or do I have to go beat off on the
beighbors car?
cybernary what about Punky Brewster... she like... had a breast disorder and
had to quit acting because she got like really really huge
knockers.
vYrus OH SHIT.. MY KARMA JUST RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
skippers stig, call my board, my mom will validate you
prime loopy: for next dogma, put this quote in, fuqn dogma is leet
stigmata- fucking shit mang, i once ate my neighbors shit
cidica teensex stats 5 teens 35 12 and under the rest 40 year old
petafiles
nero s0meone st0le my p3nis
pOd!fuqall@van-as-10b06.direct.ca yeah... the worst part is I suck at ascii
I cant even make my script look good
* cplusplus grumbles about ircOPs with dicks smaller than the O
Anarkist lo0py: they get a o line and then think their penis size just grew
a inch.. fuck
Welp this is the end of dogma 3, i hope you niggers enjoyed it because
i put it together this month. wh0mp. Oh well if you have any comments
questions email them to dogma@167.206.214.27 or look for me, loopy or
mistawho on IRC.
What to look for in Dogma 4:
- Mistawho putting that one together
- An interview with Remorse
- More funny IRC Quotes
- The lastest version of Dogma.irc
- IRC rap by caine
- and tons of more quality articles
Well thanks for reading this.. were out seeya next issue.
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