. .. o.oOdO y0lk issue numbuhu six ObOo.o .. .
by h00ch!!@
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werd. im writing an issue of y0lK!@? what has the world come to, when such
a pathetic t-file can be released OVER FIVE TIMES?! well. yeah. i actually
like y0lk. i dunno, it makes me laugh. i read the first one and was like
damn, this mag is PATHETIC .. but hell, i read the rest, and they were
actually pretty good. and i guess you dont have to be up to m0gels spiffy
standards to be able to write for it. i even WROTE FOR h0E but M0GEL DIDNT
RELEASE MY FUCKING ARTICLE CUZ IT WASNT 3L1T3 3NUFF!? GNFFFFFFF!!
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anyway. my article for h0e, i thought, was pretty good. it was about how the
ART SCENE FUCKING SUCKED. maybe m0gels anti-aggression or something, cuz
most of the article was written in caps and had lotsa exclamation points. but
i thought it was well-written. basically, heres my point.
elite: you play games, you win, ooh, thats nice. sometimes you make
hpavc: you get cool information, ooh, thats nice.
art: you draw, you look at it, THAT FUXIN BLOWZ!!!@!@
why would you draw art? i admit. i got pretty wrapped up in it. i was a
founder of emerge. yes, i ran the electoral second-in-command couriering
lesser-kudu portion of emerge. but what did that do for me?! NUTHIN. what did
i do? i fucking organized the pax. have you ever put together an art pack!?
IT SUCKS. you have to call long distance to get the artists work, get the
diz, make the nfo, the sitelist, the memberlist, organize everything neatly.
and you know WHAT?! the pack sucked anyway. im not afraid to admit it.
EMERGE SUCKED. yes, we sucked. the only groups out there that dont suck are
spastic, acid, ice, integrity, cia, and legend. im probably forgetting a few
but thats only cuz im not in the art scene anymore. oh, dark, they dont
suck. anyway, my point is, WHY DO PEOPLE SPEND SO MUCH DAMN TIME ON ART?!
i can see, if youre a KICK-MOTHER-FUCKING-ASS artist like lord jazz who has
people begging to pay him 913749138743981749871894371894 million dollars for
every ansi he does which is even STUPIDER than the art scene itself see:
PEOPLE THAT PAY FOR ANSI/ASCII ART. now that would be ok. cuz you make
money off of making ansi. but its the group heads.. now those people are
sick people. take rad-man for instance. jesus. that guys life must suck.
hes been in charge of acid for years now.. his life must be hellish. and
you know WHY ITS HELLISH!? CUZ HES FIGHTING OVER FUCKING COMPUTER ARTISTS!!
yup. what a waste of a perfectly good human life.
:PEOPLE THAT PAY FOR ANSI/ASCII ART
program ISHAVEYACKSONWEEKENDS
string STUPIDSHITS
BEGIN
WRITELNWHY WOULD YOU PAY FOR COLORED CHARACTERS?!?!@*@*!Y
END.
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ok, so that little article suqed. my one for h0e was much better. have you
ever noticed how the art scene and probably the elite scene too are like
little versions of real life? fuq dis. i had a whole nice section of this
in my h0e article. holon while i go look for it.
- h0lding -
FUQ!*@ i cant find it. ah well. im not gonna re-print my whole thing
telling how the ansi scene is just a smaller-scale version of real life.
just think about it, youll figure it out.
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have you ever deltreed something by accident that was really important? i
hate that. i like type pretty fast and do things real quickly when im doing
maintenance and shit.. so ill do something like
deltree c:STUPIDDIR
deltree c:PCB
moment of not knowing what i just did
moment of realization
moment of yelling FUCK!@! and turning the computer off
i HATE that!@ i really should install norton utilities, but im too lazy.
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anyone know what the filename NUMBER9 is?! i have it sitting in my root c:
and im afraid to delete it, on the account of the fact that my computer
might turn into a praying mantis. in which case i couldnt kill my computer,
cuz its against the law to kill praying mantiss
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did you know mr. muff of ex-cia is paralyzed from the waist down?
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here is my autoexec.bat:
@ECHO OFF
C:QEMMLOADHI /R:2 C:DOSSMARTDRV.EXE /X
SET SOUNDC:VIBRA16
SET BLASTERA220 I5 D1 H5 P300 T6
SET MIDISYNTH:1 MAP:E
C:VIBRA16DIAGNOSE /S
C:POURWETCEMENTDOWNMYASSITFEELSGOOD
C:VIBRA16MIXERSET /P /Q
C:QEMMLOADHI /R:2 /RES10000 /SQF C:BNUBNU /L1:38400,8N1 /P:2
PROMPT PG
PATH C:DOSC:WINDOWSC:MOUSEC:UTILSC:BATC:RGC:RG2C:RG3C:PCBC:PCBNODE1C:PCBNODE2C:PCBNODE3
SET TEMPC:DOS
REM SET COMSPECC:DOSCOMMAND.COM
C:QEMMLOADHI /R:2 /RES6480 /SQF C:DOSSHARE.EXE
its rather pretty, isnt it? i have so much stuff taken out of it to save
memory.
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did you read my autoexec.bat? you should. its got a hidden message.
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this is the first few lines of acidview.exe, when viewed in dos-edit:
TZjL
YItQ
T0u
TINYPROG says, Bad program file!
q,
g8
xg1
AopK
wf
GY
OaA
jcYK
c5
OO
ENeqq
TP9T
AzU:
Vpq
-Gb
lK+
K8
FkC
UquO
Vq
47YTzk
2UZN
?N*
ex*F
D+5w
k!
pv
Yug9Y
XOm
zFLR
i think its rather beautiful.
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that about wraps up my first y0lk article. you can reach me at the following
internet addresses: hooch@nile.intac.com / eric.jaffewdl@cjbbs.com. i also
run a board, the y0lk whq!!@!@ erebus - 201-762-1373. creed will hopefully
be a co-sysop there soon. we have t-files!@ if you call and apply and mention
y0lk in the to-sysop msg, youll almost definitely be validated!@ i used to
have a vmb. damn, i shouldnt have given it away. im gonna get another one.
ok, dats it. later.
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index of y0lk issues:
issue . title
1 the other white meat
2 several k-rad elite haxors sitting around a campfire and grooving
3 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.
4 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin
. 5 household uses for afghanistanian food
. 6 , hoochs wet-cementy anus. ,
all issues by stain and hooch so far
by h00ch!!@
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werd. im writing an issue of y0lK!@? what has the world come to, when such
a pathetic t-file can be released OVER FIVE TIMES?! well. yeah. i actually
like y0lk. i dunno, it makes me laugh. i read the first one and was like
damn, this mag is PATHETIC .. but hell, i read the rest, and they were
actually pretty good. and i guess you dont have to be up to m0gels spiffy
standards to be able to write for it. i even WROTE FOR h0E but M0GEL DIDNT
RELEASE MY FUCKING ARTICLE CUZ IT WASNT 3L1T3 3NUFF!? GNFFFFFFF!!
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
anyway. my article for h0e, i thought, was pretty good. it was about how the
ART SCENE FUCKING SUCKED. maybe m0gels anti-aggression or something, cuz
most of the article was written in caps and had lotsa exclamation points. but
i thought it was well-written. basically, heres my point.
elite: you play games, you win, ooh, thats nice. sometimes you make
hpavc: you get cool information, ooh, thats nice.
art: you draw, you look at it, THAT FUXIN BLOWZ!!!@!@
why would you draw art? i admit. i got pretty wrapped up in it. i was a
founder of emerge. yes, i ran the electoral second-in-command couriering
lesser-kudu portion of emerge. but what did that do for me?! NUTHIN. what did
i do? i fucking organized the pax. have you ever put together an art pack!?
IT SUCKS. you have to call long distance to get the artists work, get the
diz, make the nfo, the sitelist, the memberlist, organize everything neatly.
and you know WHAT?! the pack sucked anyway. im not afraid to admit it.
EMERGE SUCKED. yes, we sucked. the only groups out there that dont suck are
spastic, acid, ice, integrity, cia, and legend. im probably forgetting a few
but thats only cuz im not in the art scene anymore. oh, dark, they dont
suck. anyway, my point is, WHY DO PEOPLE SPEND SO MUCH DAMN TIME ON ART?!
i can see, if youre a KICK-MOTHER-FUCKING-ASS artist like lord jazz who has
people begging to pay him 913749138743981749871894371894 million dollars for
every ansi he does which is even STUPIDER than the art scene itself see:
PEOPLE THAT PAY FOR ANSI/ASCII ART. now that would be ok. cuz you make
money off of making ansi. but its the group heads.. now those people are
sick people. take rad-man for instance. jesus. that guys life must suck.
hes been in charge of acid for years now.. his life must be hellish. and
you know WHY ITS HELLISH!? CUZ HES FIGHTING OVER FUCKING COMPUTER ARTISTS!!
yup. what a waste of a perfectly good human life.
:PEOPLE THAT PAY FOR ANSI/ASCII ART
program ISHAVEYACKSONWEEKENDS
string STUPIDSHITS
BEGIN
WRITELNWHY WOULD YOU PAY FOR COLORED CHARACTERS?!?!@*@*!Y
END.
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
ok, so that little article suqed. my one for h0e was much better. have you
ever noticed how the art scene and probably the elite scene too are like
little versions of real life? fuq dis. i had a whole nice section of this
in my h0e article. holon while i go look for it.
- h0lding -
FUQ!*@ i cant find it. ah well. im not gonna re-print my whole thing
telling how the ansi scene is just a smaller-scale version of real life.
just think about it, youll figure it out.
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
have you ever deltreed something by accident that was really important? i
hate that. i like type pretty fast and do things real quickly when im doing
maintenance and shit.. so ill do something like
deltree c:STUPIDDIR
deltree c:PCB
moment of not knowing what i just did
moment of realization
moment of yelling FUCK!@! and turning the computer off
i HATE that!@ i really should install norton utilities, but im too lazy.
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
anyone know what the filename NUMBER9 is?! i have it sitting in my root c:
and im afraid to delete it, on the account of the fact that my computer
might turn into a praying mantis. in which case i couldnt kill my computer,
cuz its against the law to kill praying mantiss
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
did you know mr. muff of ex-cia is paralyzed from the waist down?
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
here is my autoexec.bat:
@ECHO OFF
C:QEMMLOADHI /R:2 C:DOSSMARTDRV.EXE /X
SET SOUNDC:VIBRA16
SET BLASTERA220 I5 D1 H5 P300 T6
SET MIDISYNTH:1 MAP:E
C:VIBRA16DIAGNOSE /S
C:POURWETCEMENTDOWNMYASSITFEELSGOOD
C:VIBRA16MIXERSET /P /Q
C:QEMMLOADHI /R:2 /RES10000 /SQF C:BNUBNU /L1:38400,8N1 /P:2
PROMPT PG
PATH C:DOSC:WINDOWSC:MOUSEC:UTILSC:BATC:RGC:RG2C:RG3C:PCBC:PCBNODE1C:PCBNODE2C:PCBNODE3
SET TEMPC:DOS
REM SET COMSPECC:DOSCOMMAND.COM
C:QEMMLOADHI /R:2 /RES6480 /SQF C:DOSSHARE.EXE
its rather pretty, isnt it? i have so much stuff taken out of it to save
memory.
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
did you read my autoexec.bat? you should. its got a hidden message.
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
this is the first few lines of acidview.exe, when viewed in dos-edit:
TZjL
YItQ
T0u
TINYPROG says, Bad program file!
q,
g8
xg1
AopK
wf
GY
OaA
jcYK
c5
OO
ENeqq
TP9T
AzU:
Vpq
-Gb
lK+
K8
FkC
UquO
Vq
47YTzk
2UZN
?N*
ex*F
D+5w
k!
pv
Yug9Y
XOm
zFLR
i think its rather beautiful.
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
that about wraps up my first y0lk article. you can reach me at the following
internet addresses: hooch@nile.intac.com / eric.jaffewdl@cjbbs.com. i also
run a board, the y0lk whq!!@!@ erebus - 201-762-1373. creed will hopefully
be a co-sysop there soon. we have t-files!@ if you call and apply and mention
y0lk in the to-sysop msg, youll almost definitely be validated!@ i used to
have a vmb. damn, i shouldnt have given it away. im gonna get another one.
ok, dats it. later.
-------------------look-random-percents----------------------------------
index of y0lk issues:
issue . title
1 the other white meat
2 several k-rad elite haxors sitting around a campfire and grooving
3 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.
4 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin
. 5 household uses for afghanistanian food
. 6 , hoochs wet-cementy anus. ,
all issues by stain and hooch so far
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