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uniondecember1994
Howdypilgrims.
OnceagainitisNeuroticwritingthelame
assnfofile,andthis
monthIbringsomesadnews.Oneofouri
ntegralmembers,Darkforce,has
decidedtoleaveUnion.Asyoucanseefrom
hisworkthismonth,he
decidedtogowithabang.Darkforcehasbeenwi
thussinceJuneof94,
beforewewerethebigultratrendygroupweare
today.Duringhistime
inUnionheproduced13kickassansisfor
us.
Hesdecidedtojoinalocalgrouprunby
somefriendsofhis,
somethingthatIunderstandcompletely.Nomatterwha
tgroupyouarein,
thepullofREALfriendshiphastobegreat
er.Theresabigdifference
inbeinginagroupwheretheotherpeopleare
justnamesandbeingina
groupwheretheotherpeoplearepeopleyouknow,
andhavemet.Iknow
IllmissseeinghisworkintheUnionpack,as
willmanyothers.He
alwayshasahomeinUnionifheeverwan
tstoreturn.
Onahappiernotethismonth,KOOLIS
BACK!!YEEHAA!Yes,after
beinginAlaska,andhavinghiscomputergobewm,
theoriginatorof
bitchansisisback.HeyMalik,Ivegonebitch
toonow.:.Thismeans
thatExiledRaceisbackup,andisonce
againWesternHQ.Exceptits
calledPlayersClub.Everybodygoharasshim.
MDsaysthatPackagedRebellionwillonceagainb
eupwitha
coolionewmodemthatworks.Yeah,sureMD.
JelloInsanityistemporarilydownduetonewhard
warebeing
installedaswellasnewsoftwarebeingconfigged.
Despair2willbe
temporarilytakingitsplaceastheCentralHQ/drop
site.
Iprobablywantedtosaysomethingimportanthere,
butIforgot.
NewdudeswithunionthismonthincludeNeuroPsychos
is,whojoinsa
musicdepartmentwithsomesnazzytunes.
Forthoseofyouwhoarestill
waitingforthemusicdisk,welp,grabaco
pyofPsychosisEmag8,it
featuresatonofsongsbyunionmuzaqguys.
Itsduetocomeoutany
daynow.
Prisoner1joinsusfromtheFireteamthismonth.
Hishassome
ratherinterestingideasforansis,andlikes
todrawanimalstoo.He
citesHoundasoneofhisinspirations.See
Kev,people*DO*likeyou.
:Mephitopelesdidispellthatright?joinsus
fromShiverthis
month.Hesgreatatshading,ifonlyhed
listentomeanddrawbigger
ansis.:Phoenixalsojoinsusthismonth,doing
ansiandrip.Thisguy
isyetanotherofourartistsfromthe314ac,
andhehassomepretty
coolshit.
Newinthecourierdepartmentthismonthis
ReaperWildwoodand...
TaZ!Yeah!Tazgothisldblocktaken
offandhesback...
Weremakingyetanotherprobablyfatalattemptat
havingatelecom
divisionthismonth,withiPandDWarriorjoining
thegroup.Hopefully
itllworkthistime.Thisinnowayimplie
sanythingillegal,they
just,uhm,holdthephoneanddialthenumbersf
orus.Uhm.Yeah.Uh.
Thatsit.
Mymumdrewanansithismonthtoshowof
fhertalentstothe
unbelievingaudienceofSommsandRaDMan.Thisansi
is100pure
fiction,innowayimpliesthetruth,anddoesno
tsignifyanybadblood
betweenusoracid.Atleast,thatswhatwere
sayinguntilMDdecides
whetherornotheshouldpresschargesofsexual
harassment.
Unfortunately,formostofthedurationofthemon
thIwaswithout
thebenefitofhavingaccesstoanint
ernetaccount.InsteadIhadto
usealameassanonymousircclient.Damny
ouBarron.Butthinksare
lookingup,Ionceagainhaveaccountsflowing
outofmybutt.
Canadasucksguys.Ihavetospendaround80min
uteseachday
walkingbackandforthfromschoolinthesnow.
Yes,Ifeellikeamoron
forhavingoneclassinthemorningandone
classintheafternoon,with
about3hoursinbetweenthem.ThisiswhatI
getfordroppingoutof
chemistry.Ohyeah,thisgoesouttoMarcandPau
l,ifyouexpectto
recruitpeopleyoushouldgivethembetterhe
lpwiththeirhomework.I
onlygotlike54onthatlabreport.:
Idliketogiveawordofadvicetoartistsev
erywhere,Ivebeen
talkingtopeopleinsomeothergroupsandIve
foundthemunhappywith
theirpositionthere.Iaskedthemwhythey
stuckwiththegroupthen,
andtheyrespondedthatitwasbecause
theythoughttheywouldget
raggedonbytheseniorstaffofthegroupif
theyleft.Thispissedme
offwhenIheardit.Oh,Idseenitbefore,s
omepeoplewouldbitch
becausetheydidntgettheartistsbestwor
kthatmonththeartist
wasinmorethanonegroup,orbitchingbecause
theguydidntdraw5
gabillionpiecesofwork.
Iknowmyselfthatifanyonehadtoldme
thatIwouldhavetoldthem
totaketheirgroupandshoveit.Groupsaremad
eupofteamsof
individualsworkingtogether.Ifyourenotenjoying
yourbeinginthe
groupthenyoushouldleave.Itsonethingtol
eaveagroupbecauseyou
wanttobemoreeliteinsomehigherupgroup,
itsanothertoleave
thegroupbecauseyourenotenjoyingyourselfand
youknowtheres
somewhereelsewhereyoucouldbehappie
r.leaving for reason 1 is bad
Itrytostaytruetothisbeliefmyself,
theonlypeopleItryto
encouragetoworkarepeopleIveknownfor
alongtime,andIconsider
friends,notacquantances.Inmostcasesthiseven
fillsoutMaestros
definitionoffriends,peoplewhomIhavemetin
reallifeandknownfor
alongtime.ImnotgoingtotellJohnD
oewhattodowhenIveonly
knownhimfor30minutes.
Thisisahobbypeople,notsomeundergroundpseudo
-societywitha
definatehierchythatallowsfortheexploitati
onofothers.
Anyways,Ithinkthatsenoughofthemiscellaneous
bullshit.See
youinwhatevermanydays.Onanothernote,thep
ackwasnotlatethis
month.Werejustlazy,andasweapproachourf
irstyearaniversary,we
feelwehaveeveryrighttocapitalizeono
urmaturitybyreleasing
wheneverwefeellikeit.
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