Necromancer's Asshole by Necromancer
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that font is so fucking ugly i could wipe my ass with it.
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: -- - Ahem. //
Excuse me. .
Could I have your attention please?
EXCUSE ME. -------------------------------- --------------------
HELLO?? -- : : :
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ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, LISTEN UP, IVE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH
OF YOUR SHIT. SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS OR ILL SHOVE MY
FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOULL HAVE ATHLETES MOUTH.
Ah. Finally. Peace and quiet. . .
Well now. Its been a real long time. Well.. forever,
: essentially. Ive never done an ascii-colly before, .
. and Ive been in the ascii scene longer than most. .
: I would say that its about:time. :
Im not too certain as to why Ive decided to . . . . .
: do this. Im not even sure I want to. I guess . . .
: Im just insecure. Strange. Im not going to . . . . . . .
go into my history or anything, but Im going .
to say that Im not happy with where the art .
scene is going. Its dying, if not dead now. .
Oh sure, deny it. But I have one key fact for .
you : Where have all the elite people gone? .
Where is the attitude? The Im better than
you thing? WHERE HAVE ALL THE ASSHOLES GONE?
Maybe Ill get into the Amiga scene. They rOC
So, without further ado ...
.// ./ wH0!tRK / .
Necromancer presents his first ascii collection -/-
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.oo.
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. dont mess with
the monkey.
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V/ let the magic begin ..
--- /-/ a little thing called ASSHOLE - --
its so small, but it does so darned much.
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nECROMs / / //
/ aSShOLE!
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indexholio --
.x01x. g0at .x02x. ModemLand
.x03x. Whods Magick .x04x. Trank
.x05x. The Roswell Incident .x06x. Plastic Heroes
.x07x. After Midnight .x08x. Burial Grounds
.x09x. Meanseason .x10x. Denial
.x11x. Chiken .x12x. Evil Empire
.x13x. Art of Love .x14x. Amiga
.x15x. Seventh Sentinel .x16x. Depths of Hell
.x17x. Meanseason .x18x. The Gub Mint
.x19x. Bofh .x20x. Archive
.x21x. Erebus .x22x. Artpacks
.x23x. PLA .x24x. Unity/2
.x25x. System Overload .x26x. The Gub Mint
.x27x. Remorse .x28x. ACiD
.x29x. Scribe .x30x. Ogre
.x31x. TDS .x32x. MPower
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: g0AT, the ascii bot
: rEQUESTED bI: me
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g0at, the best
fucking bot on : : : .
: irc. check im in . . . - :
. ascii, with over . : wH0!tK/nM!aCID/tK---
50 megs of ascii . : . .
art online. :
/msg g0at asciirox
o iM bUFF!
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: ModemLand
: rEQUESTED bI: Hiro Protagonist
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nM
modem
: -land
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Whodinis Magick
: rEQUESTED bI: me for Whodini
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/ // nM
Whodinis Magick -- watch out. Its coming.
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Trank
: rEQUESTED bI: me
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nM------------- : : .
tRANK -- ---
. tRANK!aSCII nEGROIDAL
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: The Roswell Incident
: rEQUESTED bI: Phlare
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Its a fatty 91 style font. What can I say.
the
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---- -------the Roswell Incident-------------
There were little creatures ..
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Plastic Heroes
: rEQUESTED bI: Pariah
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nM-- - - / --------- // --- // --- //
--: do you remember those little plastic army men? those were my heroes. :--
Plastic Heroes - Feel the burn, asshole.
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: After Midnight, a MUD
: rEQUESTED bI: Diabolos
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- -- nM/ /----// Goto sleep. Its after midnight
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Burial Grounds
: rEQUESTED bI: Graverobber
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... to die is gain ...
// bURIAL // gROUNDS
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Meanseason
: rEQUESTED bI: Grymmjack
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---- nM ---- / ----------
Look for the e. Its in there. Really. Its Meanseason.
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Denial
: rEQUESTED bI: Shrink
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nM // /
I am not in Denial // //
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Chiken
: rEQUESTED bI: Ill Will
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- - nM/ / / /
I like Chickens. But I like cHIKENS better.
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Evil Empire
: rEQUESTED bI: Agony
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eVIL /
/ / // -/ /nM
eMPIRE //--- / /
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: AOL Art of Love
: rEQUESTED bI: Human Vox
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nM //--- --------- --------------
-- --Art of Love - Learn and submit, bAYbEE-- --
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Amiga
: rEQUESTED bI: Immortal
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nM // / / // /
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Seventh Sentinel
: rEQUESTED bI: I Forgot.. oops
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/ /nM
.@. //
Seventh Sentinel /
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Depths of Hell
: rEQUESTED bI: The Clone
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/ // // / /nM
kISS tHE g0AT .. pRAY tO sATAN
-- The Depths of Hell
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Meanseason
: rEQUESTED bI: Grymmjack
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nM /-// -/ /
Meanseason - Its tUFF.
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: The Gub Mint GM
: rEQUESTED bI: Pushead
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The Gub Mint -- // /
Where the pimps are.
- Necromancer ACiD/Trank
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Bofh
: rEQUESTED bI: Insanity
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bOFH
nM/ACiD/ /
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Archive
: rEQUESTED bI: Immortal
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nM/ACiD /
/ aRCHIVE /
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Erebus
: rEQUESTED bI: Hooch
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// // - //-- /nM
// // //aCID
- eREBUS -
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Artpacks
: rEQUESTED bI: Immortal
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nM /
/ aRTPACKS
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: PLA
: rEQUESTED bI: Fahrenheit
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/ nM / / /
pLA
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: U/2 Unity/2
: rEQUESTED bI: jestOr
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::::::::::: uNITY/2 / / / /
:::: / / / / sOAP!@
nM/tK ::::::::/ /::::::/ / /
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: System Overload
: rEQUESTED bI: Mutant Leader
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. o o . - You makin fun of my pants? Eh?
-------- / / --------- sYSTEM
//------ d oVERLOAD
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n.----.n4
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: The Gub Mint
: rEQUESTED bI: Messiah
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nM/rMRS / / / / / / /
pIMPS. Gub Mint.
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Remorse
: rEQUESTED bI: Me
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rEMORSE wERE bACK
From the merging of Trank and ACiD!Ascii comes the rebirth
of an ascii legend, Remorse!Ascii. Well kick your ass.
--// Necromancer.Remorse!ACiD
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: ACiD
: rEQUESTED bI: RaD Man
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-- CONTEST?? -- /
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Scribe
: rEQUESTED bI: Cyndicide
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sCRIBE //
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: Ogre
: rEQUESTED bI: Me
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nM / / / /
Welcome to Ogre, /
running Linux 2.0.24
Your fault: core dumped
*** I did this for my computers /etc/motd file. My machine name is Ogre. ***
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: TDS
: rEQUESTED bI: Celophane
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tDS. ELiTE. / /
**Celophane did the original font, I nigged it up a bunch. Doesnt even look**
*** like the original, but he deserves credit. ***
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: MPower
: rEQUESTED bI: Xerox
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/ aNUS -- .xx.
/ // fONT: MacroNet
: rEQUESTED bI: Akira
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mACROnET //
NOTE:
Recently I ch-
atted w/ tinyz :
on IRC, and s- / / :
ince many peo- // /
ple havent h-: / //----
eard from him,: / /nM
Im putting it. /
here. Enjoy. .
@.
*** Now talking in ascii
*** tinyz maestro@dialup-242.it.com.pl has joined ascii .
*** Retrieving ascii channel info...
*** nMANCEr sets mode: +i :
Ok. :
Lesse. :
First off, when did you start KTS?
- nMANCEr PING
tinyz katharsis started of WAY BACK in 1988 or 89 as an amiga
group which later aprox. 1991-92 added an amiga section... i
joined up in late 93, but by then the amiga section was
pretty much dead. the packs started coming at the beginning
of the summer of 94 .
tinyz the ascii started off as a solo project... they used to
be called tz!ascii packs... but when i started putting them .
on the inet, shit blew up and kts ascii was born...
tinyz end of answer... :
Ok, cool. :
Im alive, sorry. :
Just retyping what yew said. @
Um .. yeah. Im using mIRC, so I have no logging that I know
of.
Alright.. heres what I want you to do. Im writing a history
of ascii thing.
tinyz ahh... yeah, i got it too
*** NOTE: The lag time is incredible. He was talking about mIRC
You got the one I wrote up?
tinyz nope
Ok.
tinyz theres logging in mirc... hold on a sec
Really? Whoa.
tinyz dude, in options... logging
Ah.
Well.
:P .
Ok.. well, when chris told you he wanted an interview, he
spoke out of his ass. .
What he wanted was for you to collaborate with me and make
sure my facts are straight on the history of ascii in the PC : @
scene shit. :
tinyz hahaha :
tinyz sure
So Im going to DCC you the history as it stands, and I want
you to check it over.
Remember, I *may* be a LITTLE bit biased. *grin*
tinyz ok... btw, the phone call was funny
Thanks.
I bet **EDITED OUT** appreciated the phone bill.
tinyz in whos favor?
tinyz hahahaha...
heh.
Whoa. Slow DCC. Prolly me.
tinyz **EDITED OUT** prolly didnt notice
Anyway.
Oh yeah.
tinyz no
tinyz dude
tinyz im in poland .
Well.. yeah, I know.
But youre forgetting, if I wasnt in California, the DCC .
wouldnt be slow. So whos fault IS it? :
: @ :
Alright, check that mofo out. :
tinyz haha... dude, but if i was in sweden, the conncet would
also be a lot faster
tinyz or something... dude, i just got up
Got up like ... awake-wise?
Rad.
Its 1:56 am here.
Oh dude.. Chris told me a long time ago that you mentioned
joining acid ascii.. what was up with that?
tinyz dude, im like
tinyz shity
Yeah. My cat smells bad.
tinyz im so marginally into computers these days... like i
told an acquaintance of mine a few days back
tinyz its like - work, sleep, bomb, party, work sleep, bomb,
party
tinyz not always in that order
tinyz more like .
tinyz party, sleep, bomb, work
party party sleep .
Shitty in what way? Ascii-wise? : @
tinyz no... im shitty as in i dont do shit. kts20 has been :
sitting on the hard drives of all my computers since like :
fucking AUGUST of last year
Damn.
And what brought this apathy to the scene on?
tinyz IVE MET PEOPLE IN PERSON, WHO WHEN THEY FOUND OUT IM
THE Z, THEY WENT... OH SHIT, WHERES KTS 20 DUDE!?
Ive never gotten anything like that. More like remorse was
cool, whyd you move up to yer moms and kill it?
tinyz people from the states and shit... i went to a demo
party yesterday... everyones like: dude, drop 20... do me
an ascii... drop 20
Why dont you release 20?
tinyz yeah... all this virtual cyberspace bullshit is still
under the control of reality.
tinyz why dont i drop 20?
tinyz good question
Yeah. Damnit. Release that fucker.
tinyz but in all seriousness, 20 will drop when i polish it to
a mirror like finish
Give all those damn groups like .. s0ap, wicked something to
rub up against.
tinyz besides, it still needs like 80-100k more to be meg .
sized...
Ill bet the last time youve touched 20 was months ago.. am .
I right?
tinyz i love one sentence in your history thing :
Whats that? @ :
tinyz nope... did an ascii for it last week :
Ah, so you ARE reading it.
I like the ascii testicles bit.
tinyz Remorse spurred KTSs release of THE-NME.TXT, which
was one giant Im better than you. directed at Remorse
haha!
Man, Sparrs little comments in the beginning of that file
really chapped my hide.
Oh well. Old news.
tinyz ill quote that in 20
Rad.
So do you have *ANY* idea of when youre going to release 20?
tinyz dude, remember this OLD quote from one of the kts
packs...
tinyz stupid fuckers like you should ride the bus?
Oh man.
Yeah.
tinyz before christmas?
Yep.
Why?
tinyz i met some guy... devestator... who was the sysop of the
bermuda triangle in the 201 AC
tinyz i told him i was the Z, kts!ascii and all that... .
tinyz he goes, dude, ive got all your packs, blah blah
blah... im like yeah, sure you do... .
tinyz and he pulled out that stupid fucker quote... blew me
away :
Cool. :
So have you found any errors in my history.asc file?
Or anything important that you think should be added?
tinyz nmancer, hold on a sec
And damnit, why dont you take more part in the scene?
bEWM.
tinyz yeah
Ok, spit it out.
tinyz you want to SERIOUSLY know why i dont take more part in
the scene
Yeah.
tinyz i fell in love with two things after my pc infatuation
faded
tinyz i fell in love with bombing commuter trains here in
sunny warsaw
tinyz and i fell in love with a girl named magda
Magda.
Wicked name.
tinyz and every time i remind myself what a fool i was when i
was in the scene, well... shit, im just happy im almost
out... keepin one foot in the door mind you... dude, i didnt
even have an irc client until you guys called me up
Whoa.
tinyz btw, in the history file, you forgot all about piromaniak
Yeah, thats kind of what happened to me..
tinyz piromaniak
Yeah, I know.. Mr. TRiBE. His fonts kicked ASS. Give me history.
Tell me about him.. what should I include, bIZNATCH.
tinyz piromaniak was the first art scene member to do what
could now be considered ascii... but he did ascii like other
artists did ansi... 3-4 pieces errr graffiti talk there 3-4
asciis per pack... there was also CoRP... with pOIZE one of
my favorites... he was also rockin shit back in the day... @
check out corp 3... that has some EXCELLENT corp shit...
tinyz you wanna know something funny
tinyz i fucking applied to corp TWO TIMES!
Whoa. I *REMEMBER* corp. Jeez. I havent heard that name in
fucking ages.
Do you have access to Netscape right no, or no?
tinyz yep.
Do me a favor.
I want to get your feedback on the ASCiiD Acid Ascii site..
Ive been working on it for around 2 days..
http://www.acid.org/asciid
tinyz i checked it
Whoa. You did?
Cause.. I just updated it SECONDS ago. :
tinyz sec
tinyz dude, is hiro ever on anymore?
Almost never.
And I dont know his email anymore.
tinyz dude... that guy from acidascii from switzerland... his
account name is tnz.
Yeah.. Locutus. **BLAH BLAH** his art.
tinyz never seen it
Its on the page.. what about him?
Oh.. I get it.
tnz Tinyz.
Slipped by me.
Actually, now that you mention it, I think he tries to emulate
you in his art.. but the problem is, it all looks the same.
So I told that bastard, hey, ifn I dont see some variety,
your ass is gone.
tinyz hahaha
tinyz HAHAHAH
So.. I got variety. Out of like 30 fonts, 3 of them were newskool.
tinyz you wanna know something
Shoot.
tinyz like, i never considered kts to be a group
tinyz it was just an extension of the local kts
Yeah, that I remember.
tinyz it was like, i could call people from kts up and just
talk to them... just shoot the shit...
tinyz like mass delusion was in kts
tinyz brian cant **BLAH BLAH**
Ok ok, so .. lemme get this right. pMK was the first ascii guy
in the PC scene, right? In TRiBE, or some other group?
md? Yeah.
I thought he never did any.
tinyz as far as ascii goes **REFERENCE TO BLAH BLAH COMMENT**
Any that got released anyway.
tinyz yep, pmk was the first art scene true ascii d00d
Ok. So .. your title position goes bye bye.. :P
tinyz yeah, hes there... you gotta look for it, but
hes in something there
Ill add another paragraph or something.
tinyz now hold on a sec... pmk was the first to touch
on it... i hit it at full force
Of course.. only like five people know the history of the PC
ascii scene..
bAH!
I know that terdman.
Like I said.. proverbial ascii testicles..
tinyz dude, you wanna know something else
Tell me tough guy.
tinyz i have one totally fucking weird life
Why?
tinyz im a polish immigrant who went back to poland then
conquered the american ascii art scene via the internet,
before it was even popular
hah.
Ok. Now damnit, I wanna know when kts20 is coming out.
Release that fucker tomorrow. Ive been waiting .. what, a
year? *grin* Actually..
when I left the scene, I was still waiting to see one.. so
almost two years.
tinyz a year actually
tinyz haha
tinyz dude, i gotta go
Alrighty tough stuff.
tinyz some girls paging me and shit... i only got one phone
line
Later man. Get yo priorities straight. Life first. :
tinyz dude, amma fix up your file and send it to you, and then
you can
tinyz like melt it all together
Rad. dunn@pacbell.net
Send it there.
Cool?
tinyz outtie
tinyz sh0
Later.
tinyz kts
tinyz catchin wreck and cashing marked checks
tinyz 96
*** tinyz has quit IRC Leaving
: THANKS!@*@ / / / / / / / / /
//nM
@.
Thanks to the people who have helped me along with this colly, without you, I
would have gotten NOTHING done - - -:- - - :----
Whodini For the criticism, the art, and the spiffing up of the g0at logo
-EverLast- For that rad fucking Asshole logo, and your opinions.
eRUPT For that bitchin Trank logo.
Point Blank Dewd. Your newschool r0X0RS.
Maestro Ah.. youre a self-esteem lifter. :
This colly was 100 drawn in EDIT.COM, assholes.
-- ----- It took me approximately: ------ --
4 days
four 2 liter bottles of Mt. Dew
5 bouts of sex
3 sheets of legal paper
6 opinions
2 boxes of CHEEZ-ITS
and 578,654 brain cells
- --- ----- And the music. It wouldnt have been possible without it.
FrontLine Assembly,
Skinny Puppy,
Electric Hellfire Club,
Bile,
Psychopomps,
Pygmy Children,
Eazy E,
Front 242,
THD,
Test Dept.,
Digital Poodle,
Dr. Dre,
Bathory,
Carcass,
Gorguts,
Beethoven,
Mozart,
Orbital,
MiserylovesCompany,
Lords of Acid,
Kill Switch.. Klick,
Cypress Hill,
Tchaikovsky,
Hayden,
Pitch Shifter.
//nM
-asshole------- ---- -----------------------------------------------
/ -- - gREETINGS, from planet Asshole:
/ Necronite - My bud. Co-founder of Remorse!Ascii with me.
: : Whodini - Weve known each other forever, and Im
. / better than you. :P If it wasnt for you,
. I wouldnt be putting out this colly.
/ Asshole. Pray to Satan. Kiss the g0at.
. Omicron - Get your ass on the g0at, Mr. Amiga.
/ Hiro Prot. - Long live ascii, you rock. Good luck in all
your future endeavors.
/ Betrayer - You oldschool bastard. Put EI back up.
-EverLast- - Well always have Hawaii.
/ Paradox - Youll most likely never see this, but your
fonts fucking rule, come back!
/ Terminator2 - Your ascii rocks. You are a fat monkey,
and I am Jane Goodall.
/ Beastie - You too.
Lord Jazz - Do an ascii for me. Now. Asshole.
/ RaD Man - Lighten up about oldskool. TEMPUS SCALES!
Sharp - Have fun at UCSD
/ Tinyz - Damn you and bombing your trains, PUT OUT
KTS 20!@@
/ Posk - I would like you to know that the Katharsis
page sucks. But your ascii dont.
/ Piromaniak - You rock. Long live wBALLZ.
Sparr - I swear, THENME.TXT was so 31337.
/ Bad Spirit - LONG LIVE THE G0AT
K-Spiff - I wonder if you do ascii still. Ill find
/ you. Oh yes.
Mr. Kite - Mr. Almost the Originator of Newskool.
/ You have brought a boon to ascii.
Killa Hertz - My greets are getting long.
/ Groups ----------------------------------------------------
Katharsis!Ascii - First and foremost for
/ introducing me to the ascii art form.
/ Remorse!Ascii - Secondly, for without the participation
of the members of Remorse, I would not
/ have continued doing ascii.
Trank - For being Whodinis love child, and the
/ new home of almost all of Remorse.
s0ap - For showing excellent skill in colored
/ newschool. You guys rock.
Acid!Ascii - For being hARDk0RE.
/ TRiBE - For being the best.
Gothic - For being just as good as TRiBE.
/ And all the ascii sluts. ANSI SUCKS
PRINTED ON 100 RECYCLED PAPER
NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE CREATION OF THIS COLLY