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Well here it finally is! afrOzine! It was supposed to be
out sometime earlier in the 9-5. But hey, it didnt come out. So
shoot me or something. There are no reviews in this mag, there
are no flaming articles in this mag, there is jack shit in this
mag! Yes, thats right, Jacks shit. It was hard getting it, and
even harder trying to get it in here. Boy, did he jump! : Well
as the name hints, this mag is total utter nonsense. Nothing
that makes any sense, nothing that really matters, and nothing
that you could learn from. Well, unless youre really a stupid
pile of mucus. Then, you can learn something! This mag is in a
big huge fucker of a text file. And yes, this is what it was
supposed to look like, and yes, this is the way it will always be
released. What? Why not code it? Because I dont want it coded!
If you want a coded Emag, make one! Yeah, you tell em!...
Some background.... its black. Plain black. Theres some
white writing...but the background remains black....black is such
a cool colour! I mean, dont you just love how black afros shine
in the sweltering summer heat? Or how they get matted down when it
rains? Or even better! When gum gets stuck in them, and your head
looks like a big pile of goop! Woo hoo! Afros are so fun to play
with! Look ma! I made a new friend! His name is Mr. Afrohead!
He even comes with his own afrosheen and afropick!
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Here are the top 10 things that afros should be a part of, either
physically or mentally...unless theyre inanimate...where it would
just be physically...err..yeah... oh yeah, afrosheen works!
10. Every artist needs a fro! I mean, what else do you do
when youre drawing? Nothing else to play around with,
well...unless youre one of those gif file snatchers...
...err...nevermind..go ahead and continue playin!
9. Bill Clinton needs a fro! Hes already close, but he
needs tha curls! First a Hillbilly runnin thangs,
then a fro on em...what next?
8. Dogs all need fros! Tiny dogs need them to balance out
their little bodies. Huge dogs need them to look hardcore
and hey, theyll look so darn cute!
7. Computers should come with fros! It would give your
screen some personality! And maybe huge headphones on
the side! Hip Hop 486! Ooooh yeah!
6. The Smurfs. There had to be a Smurf with an afro!
We all know underneath them bigass white hats, hid
afros the size of Oprahs ass!
5. Geraldo needs a fro! Itll take attention away from
that gawd awful crooked nose! Somebody give dat guy a
hint or somthin!
4. NiN all need fros! Then they could be FNTAL! Furry
Nails That Are Long! They could be the pioneers of
Infrodustrial music!
3. Jean Chretien needs a fro! Then he could be that funny
talkin frenchy who has a funny lookin head! It would
just add to our pity for the guy. ai am da prahme
meeneestaire of Cahnahdaw, and I look funnee
2. Bill Gates needs a fro! Itll add some colour to that
otherwise pale head of his. Plus hell finally be able
to sell his new product, aimed at the Hip Hop crowd
called WinHoes fo da 95 .
1. You need a fro! Yeah YOU! THE ONE READING THIS! STOP
POINTING AT YOURSELF DAMMIT! For then, you could fully
understand the power of the Afro. The power that Ive
felt, the power that Ive used.
Note: 4thds never felt power, all he got from having a
fro was laughs. They all laughed at him, they all took
turns beating him. They all shared in shaving his head
bald. 4thds doesnt have an afro no longer...watch out
for his new mag called: baldOzine. - unknown writer
Note2: I may not have an afro anymore.... but hey, its
ok. I can now get started on mah jerry curls! Woo!
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Tired of begging artists for peices of work which were
promised to you 5 months ago? Tired of asking for a free ansi or
vga? Well here it is! Virtual Artist! Yes, thats right, now
you too can be the artist that you look up to! This program
requires THEGRAB.EXE It came with your THEDRAW. Heres what
you do, logon to some wicked-ass-elite board that has a million
ansis. Now press Ctrl-RShift! Good! Now drop into dosshell,
go into THEDRAW or ACiDDRAW or ARTWORX or anything else that draws
ansi. Now load the file with the extension 000. Whoa! Its the
same pic! Now edit it, erase the artists name, change some of the
colours and yes, dare I say it? Add some high ascii lettering!!!!!
But the fun doesnt end there! Now you have a copy of that
ansi that you begged for, and you didnt have to send any money for
it at all! Hahaha! You can now make a group that just does this,
24 hours a day, 7 days a week! You too can be elite! Now for a
name for your group..... how about something weird... like
Frignitz? Its almost a swear word. It has that z sound like
wArEz. Ok, now you are an artist and you have your very own
group! Time to get onto IRC and let the world know that you are
here, and now they all have a reason to fear you.
You logon and get into IRC chat with some guy named 4thDrk.
He starts yelling at you for some odd reason, calling you names
like shiznit, punkasswannabe, and monkeychild.. whats this
guys problem? Who is he? And why is he so upset? WAKE UP FUCKER!
YOU JUST RIPPED ONE OF HIS ANSIS! You soon realize that this whole
Virtual Artist thing is a bit overrated. And that its really
not all that great. You decide to leave the ansi scene for a bit,
maybe come back later when you actually learn to draw ansi, and
think of an alias that doesnt have the words death, fire, or evil
in it. Your group of ansi ripping scum doesnt understand whats
going on, and they all blame you. You get blacklisted, purplelisted
and even yellow polka dot listed.... That 4thDrk guy is still
yelling at you while all of this is going on, and you dont know how
to make him stop! So you turn your computer off hoping that when
you turn your computer back on that he wont be there....
As the days pass text files are released about how lame you
are, and how you shouldnt be allowed on any board... What do you
do now? All you did was take 100 ansis and release them as your
own. Not like you did anything wrong... oh well, maybe this whole
ansi thing isnt as wonderful as everyone said. This signals the
end of you short-lived ansi career.... but thats ok! You still
have vga, ascii, rip, and literature!!! Woo!
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FACT: This was supposed to be coded.
FACT: Its not.
FACT: I dont to ascii.
FACT: Thats why some of the ascii you see here sucks.
FICTION: This is an attempt to undermine the ansi scene.
FICTION: Im really an alien being from the planet Zork.
FICTION: My new CD featuring NiN and Snoop Doggy Dogg is out.
FICTION: I am really a stupid freak of nature.
FACT: This is not that CD you wanted for Christmas.
FACT: Coke and Coffee dont mix very well ulp!
FACT: afrOzine spelled backwards is enizOrfa which means
EeeK! You stink in 4thdisciplenese.
FACT: There is not a silent q in my alias.
FICTION: I wear a wig.
FICTION: Virtual Artist is really what happened to me.
FICTION: Penguins cant fly! Pfft! Have you ever attached
5 sticks of dynamite to one?
FICTION: This is the last Emag from me.
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Well as most of you know, Im one of them Hip Hop junkies who
just have to get whats hot. Well, this month was no exception,
though some albums may be old, all are worth the pick up.
The Genius/Gza: The man behind the whole Wu-Tang Clan comes out
Liquid Swords on his own. Just like Method Man, Raekwon, and
Ol Dirty Bastard before him, the album is full
of cameo appearances, Rza beats, and lyrics that
will send you to tha next level.
Check out: Liquid Swords, Duel of the Iron Mic, Shadowboxin,
4th Chamber, Investigative Reports, Killah Hills
10304, etc.
afrOrating: ****
Nervous: This compilation from Nervous Records just blows
Hip Hop up in yo face. With Funkmaster Flex, Mad Lion,
Black Moon and SmiffnWessun it just shows the
strength of record label that was just a thought
back in 1991.
Check out: Bucktown, How many Mcs, 6 Million Ways, etc.
afrOrating: ****
Gravediggaz: The Rza of Wu-Tang comes out with his own group,
6 Feet Deep built around Horror-Core Rap. Beware, this isnt
Wu-Tang, even though The Rza appears. But it is
something worth listening to. It has that eerie
feel to it.
Check out: Nowhere to Run Nowhere to Hide, Blood Brothers,
Two Cups of Blood, etc.
afrOrating: ****
Raekwon: The Speedster from the Wu-Tang Clan, alongside
Only Built The Ghost Face Killer does what weve all been
4 Cuban waiting for. The voice behind C.R.E.A.M.
Lynx shows just what the Wu can do. This one might
just be one of the best for 95!
Check out: Wu Gambinos, Ice Cream, Verbal Intercourse, etc.
afrOrating: ****
Flatlinerz: More Horror-Core Rap from one of the originators!
U.S.A. Throughout the album striking beats hit ya like
a mallet, and lyrics flow like water... its
worth the extra cash import, and its all that!
Check out: Rivaz of Red, Satanic Verses, Sonic Boom, 718,
Scary-Us, etc.
afrOrating: ****
Group Home: The understudies of Gangstarr are now out on their
Livin own. And they dont disappoint! The first single
Proof entitled Livin Proof, bursts through and just
Single sticks in your head. Watch for these guys!
afrOrating: *****
Blahzay Blahzay: A Catchy little track, with Jeru tha Damaja doin
Danger some funky chorus. Its one of those tracks that
Single will keep ya head noddin. Pick it up if you
havent. Plus theres a ton of remixes on it!
afrOrating: *****
Cypress Hill: The boys are back, and this time its no Black
Throw ya Sunday. They show that they aint no commercial
sets in tha Hip Hoppers. This single blows the fuck up!
air Wicked background track, and funky lyrics.
afrOrating: ***
This is just my opinion on whats hot. And I highly doubt that
you guys will agree. Well, give em all a listen and tell me what you
thought of my picks.
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As this mag was being sliced together, numerous local artists
were kind enough to make something to promote it. Id first like to
thank all of you for your time, and effort. And you all know that
Im always here for you guys. Ansi, logo, pic, whatever, I got your
backs. Thanks again.
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For as long as I can remember, our areacode has been fortunate
enough to have an abundance of artists. In Canada, we may just be
the best when it comes to the number of artists. Another areacode
worth mentioning would be the 604, out in B.C., as well as the 514.
When there are a ton of artists, there are a ton of groups,
and this a/c is no different. We have our numerous groups, and we
have our numerous unknowns. This article will help to introduce
you, the reader to our a/c.
Dark Illustrated: Dark has always been a major force in this a/c.
Multi-Media Most of the group is based within the area, and
most of the artists have known each other for
months, if not years. The only local group
that has stood the test of time. Dark could
also be considered one of the original,
alternative groups. Alternative to the
bigger groups. Union, Cia, and Nation would be
2 more alternative groups. Hence a motto,
truely deserving The Originals of The
Originators . Dark has always strayed away
from the crowd, and now is no different.
Trauma: Trauma was actually renamed from Bleach. Yes,
Multi-Media unkown to alot of you, Bleach was shortly run
Updated: by a local after Lord Jazz gave it up. After
merger the death of the group, a local, Holocaust
approached Lord Jazz for the group. After
taking over, he realized that he didnt have
the time for the group. Another local, Fresh,
took over. He then renamed Bleach to Trauma
and set out on a new path. This group has
potential, and if matured right, could show
us somethings.
As I was writing this, a merger has come about.
Trauma has been swallowed by Weed Imagery. Now
I dont know anything about this new group,
other than the name Weed Imagery will remain.
Plain: Toon 2? Well maybe not. But yes, WatOr, the
Multi-Media one who was responsible for the Toon craze that
swept alot of us during the Summer is back!
Plain, is not a Toon group, but a group that
takes everything. When WatOr is behind a group
it should be noted that, that group does well.
This group is no exception, WatOr knows how to
run a group, and he knows whats involved. With
3 strong releases under its belt, Plain looks
like something very special. Its a group that
will make you say wOah! :
Well, that does it for the local scene, there are still numerous
groups that werent mentioned. But thats because I didnt know if
you were still alive or what.
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Yes, thats right an afrOmeet. It seems that alot of the local
artists have gotten to know each other over the phone, BBSes and the
Internet, but have never actually met. Well, thats gonna change,
for all that are interested in this BBS meet please get in touch with
with either me or El Guapo Legend.
The meet will take place in a Pool Hall, in Brampton Ontario.
Bring dah herbs, bring dah booze, bring dah chicks. And dont worry
I wont have my fro in effect! : The date for this meet will be
sometime in January or February, depending on when the majority of the
people wanna hold it. If this sounds cool, email me and well get
things sorted. As well, if you need a ride or something, I can try
and find you one. Depending on where abouts you live.
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We all grow up knowing people that are a bit weird. Well,
this is the story of one of those weirdos. Little pOOg was about
16 when he realized that his calling was computers. Hed never
been good at anything in his life, except computers. Somehow he
was able to master something, that he didnt quite understand.
Little pOOg faced many different types of abuse during his 16
years of growing up verbal, physical, mental. He had seen it
all. Yet computers were his way out of this abusive world. He
had found a friend in his Pentium Pro. And now he didnt need
anyone else. As the months passed pOOg got closer to his computer
sometimes even forgetting to eat or sleep, just to get that 0 day
ware, just to put together that ansi pack before the deadline. To
him this was what it was all about. Being on top, for once in his
pathetic life.
But one day things took a turn for the worse. A package was
delivered to his front door step. This unmarked box was attached
to a letter which read: pOOg , but how? Why? Who? Before
any of these questions could be answered the package was already
openned. Inside pOOg found a new CD for his CD-ROM..... there was
a label on it Risk it all, and never look back....for if you
dont have faith you will never survive. This was odd, but for
pOOg nothing clicked. So he inserted the CD, almost overcome with
anticipation. As it was loaded, pOOg noticed a distinct odour....
Shit, hed forgot to use his anti-persperant again... eeeeewww...
The smell was getting to him. Before he knew it he was knocked out
on the middle of the floor. As he gained conscienceness, it was
all too clear to him. His life had been a sham. He wasnt just a
regular kid with a computer, he was pOOg, the smelloman! It
was his job to save all computer geeks everywhere! He would make
a land where the geeks would roam free!
pOOg the Smelloman would be the planets newest superhero! The
voice of the nerdy guy! Just then, his computer spoke. Hello,
pOOg, this is your computer Pant-ee-yum speaking. You have been
chosen for this hero position because of your speed in warez, your
skill in ansi, and your eliteness. pOOg didnt know what to say,
he went from geek to supergeek in no time! He was now a hero, but
who to save? And from what?
Before he could finish pondering all of these thoughts a news
flash interuppted his favorite show: The Honeymooners . The
news said: Warning, Jerry-Curl has just escaped from Kingston
penatentury. He is considered armed and dangerous! . This was
what he was chosen for! Jerry-Curl, the lunatic who was responsible
for ruining the Afros of tens of thousands by adding Jerry Curl
juice to them was now running rampant once more! pOOg knew the
hardships of growing an afro. He had spent 10 long hard years trying
to perfect his afro. And now, it was at its peak!
All of a sudden Pant-ee-yum screamed an alert, Jerry-Curl had
been seen down the block, he was going to Curl all of the citys
afros! pOOg the Smelloman had to save the city from this evil being!
But how? Jerry-Curl was notorious for his Jerry-Curls, and one could
slime you with a touch. Just then, Jerry-Curl crashed through the
window, scaring the shit outta pOOg. pOOg was so shocked from this
surprise attack that he fainted stupid computer geeks always faint
at everything. As he awoke, he saw a big Jerry-Curl-Juice applier
pointing at his wonderful afro! He was tied! What would he do?
Tune in for the exciting conclusion of Little pOOg! Next time in
afrOzine! Same afrOchannel! Same afrOzine! Will pOOg the
Smelloman survive? Youll have to wait until the next ish!
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Well, that does it for this issue. Hmmm... kinda weird, but I
guess it was ok. This mag will not be released on a regular basis
but will be released again. Check around for it during March or
early April, it should be out by then. Id like to thank all the
guys who helped in this emag, and to those of you who showed your
support in the aftermath of the many unpopular emags, what up!.
If youre interested in writing something for the next issue of the
afrOzine, get in touch with me and well work something out.
Until next ish, let that fro grow, and party till you fuckin
die. Ah yeah, Happy New Year! 1996, the year of the Afro!
The 4Th Disciple presents afrOzine!
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All opinions expressed in this mag are solely The 4Th Disciples.
If you have been somehow disgraced, or otherwise, please Email me
and well get things done. Virtual Artist is fictional, and
was only written for jokes. It may be similar to some situations
but isnt based on anything.
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