--ho hum------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk 78: dat wh0re, by - sinister sheep
is there a limit to caring about someone and being obsessed with them?
is there? come on motherfucker, is there? yeah, im pissed. fuck you.
today was your average day. slept till 1:00, she came over at 2:00. as
always. we rode around in her car, smoked cigarettes, and listened to the
beatles. as always. fuck, i hate the beatles. why she likes them, i know
not. she dropped me off at my house around 4:30 because i had to be at work
at 5:00. as always. the last thing she said was that shed come see me at
work. cool, i thought.
around 6:30 or 7:00 she walked up to me as i was pushing in shopping
carts. yeah, so what, i work at wal-mart as a stockman. think its funny?
fuck you. her friend carly was with her. we all talked for a minute, then
she said it was too hot to stand in the parking lot and that she was going
to leave. she said to go to her house when i got off at 10:00. cool. even
though her carly was with her. fuck, i hate that bitch.
the day went on. at 10:30 or so i headed for her house. 20 miles away.
what a waste of fucking gas. especially when i arrived she wasnt home.
god, she said she would definitely be there. so i drive 5 miles to my
house. yeah, i work in another town 12 miles away even though theres a
wal-mart in my town. sound stupid? fuck you.
i changed, left once again to look for her. sure enough, her car was at
favors apartment. god hes such a pussy. i walked upstairs, casually
opened the door and walked on in. they were all sitting around listening to
favor play the guitar. what an ego that guy has. thinks hes the shit.
they were all surprised to see me there, kind of like they didnt want me
there. fuck them.
not one person said hey to me. just stared at me alot. i followed them
out to the roof. i sat and smoked while watching favor try to hit on her.
what a dickhead. she was stoned. as always. god, what a fucking burnout
she is. shes the only reason i ever even smoked weed. she finally
directed a sentence at me. i just said so? everyone looked at me really
funny then. god, i wanted to leave. in due time, i slipped out the door
while the burnouts were laughing at a blacklight or something, only to come
back in and get a drink i left there.
they were all like, oh, youre back? i waved her to come into the
other room with me. i asked her if she was fried. then when she told me
she was i said something like thanks a lot for sharing because she never
smokes weed that she buys herself with me. stingy-assed bitch. why should
i pay for it all the time? she told me to fuck off. we yelled, screamed,
and i finally yelled yeah, just go suck his dick like you did stefans and
left. i went outside to her car and got in it. i poured my drink all over
her seat. then i took her pack of cigarettes and left. then i drove all
the way back to her road and parked off the side and waited. it was
12:02.
12:32 came along and i finally saw her car heading my way. i flashed my
lights and flagged her down. i told her i wanted to talk to her. she got
out of the car and came to me. i asked her if her ass was wet, and then
offered her ciagarettes back. she refused. she got back to her car, i
yelled for her again. then asked her what her problem was and why she was
being such a bitch.
yelling took place for several minutes about nothing in particular.
even carly began to yell at me from the car. kara got an umbrella out of
her back seat, then hit, well, threatened to hit me with it. more shit was
yelled. i yelled at her, carly, and even myself. i know what youre
thinking about the previous sentence. fuck you. then she literally
jumped in my window and began punching at my face. i caught her arms,
pulled her further in, and threatened to kill her. she broke loose, yanked
my hair, and carly had the nerve to get out of the car and pull on kara and
yell get off her! to me. get off her?? the bitch was on me! she
punched more, and i finally got sick of it and punched her in the chest and
just began to drive off with her hanging out of the window. she fell, got
up, gave me the bird, and off i went, burning my tires on the pavement all
the way. what a bitch.
i drove and drove. i even scrounged up all the change in my car and
actually put 1.34 in my gas tank just so i could avoid having to go home.
i came home at like, 3:00 or so. sounds like a boring talke without near
enough detail? fuck you. you dont need to know the details.
but, does it sound like care or obsession?
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
TT
--infoez--------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
y0lk 78: dat wh0re, by - sinister sheep
is there a limit to caring about someone and being obsessed with them?
is there? come on motherfucker, is there? yeah, im pissed. fuck you.
today was your average day. slept till 1:00, she came over at 2:00. as
always. we rode around in her car, smoked cigarettes, and listened to the
beatles. as always. fuck, i hate the beatles. why she likes them, i know
not. she dropped me off at my house around 4:30 because i had to be at work
at 5:00. as always. the last thing she said was that shed come see me at
work. cool, i thought.
around 6:30 or 7:00 she walked up to me as i was pushing in shopping
carts. yeah, so what, i work at wal-mart as a stockman. think its funny?
fuck you. her friend carly was with her. we all talked for a minute, then
she said it was too hot to stand in the parking lot and that she was going
to leave. she said to go to her house when i got off at 10:00. cool. even
though her carly was with her. fuck, i hate that bitch.
the day went on. at 10:30 or so i headed for her house. 20 miles away.
what a waste of fucking gas. especially when i arrived she wasnt home.
god, she said she would definitely be there. so i drive 5 miles to my
house. yeah, i work in another town 12 miles away even though theres a
wal-mart in my town. sound stupid? fuck you.
i changed, left once again to look for her. sure enough, her car was at
favors apartment. god hes such a pussy. i walked upstairs, casually
opened the door and walked on in. they were all sitting around listening to
favor play the guitar. what an ego that guy has. thinks hes the shit.
they were all surprised to see me there, kind of like they didnt want me
there. fuck them.
not one person said hey to me. just stared at me alot. i followed them
out to the roof. i sat and smoked while watching favor try to hit on her.
what a dickhead. she was stoned. as always. god, what a fucking burnout
she is. shes the only reason i ever even smoked weed. she finally
directed a sentence at me. i just said so? everyone looked at me really
funny then. god, i wanted to leave. in due time, i slipped out the door
while the burnouts were laughing at a blacklight or something, only to come
back in and get a drink i left there.
they were all like, oh, youre back? i waved her to come into the
other room with me. i asked her if she was fried. then when she told me
she was i said something like thanks a lot for sharing because she never
smokes weed that she buys herself with me. stingy-assed bitch. why should
i pay for it all the time? she told me to fuck off. we yelled, screamed,
and i finally yelled yeah, just go suck his dick like you did stefans and
left. i went outside to her car and got in it. i poured my drink all over
her seat. then i took her pack of cigarettes and left. then i drove all
the way back to her road and parked off the side and waited. it was
12:02.
12:32 came along and i finally saw her car heading my way. i flashed my
lights and flagged her down. i told her i wanted to talk to her. she got
out of the car and came to me. i asked her if her ass was wet, and then
offered her ciagarettes back. she refused. she got back to her car, i
yelled for her again. then asked her what her problem was and why she was
being such a bitch.
yelling took place for several minutes about nothing in particular.
even carly began to yell at me from the car. kara got an umbrella out of
her back seat, then hit, well, threatened to hit me with it. more shit was
yelled. i yelled at her, carly, and even myself. i know what youre
thinking about the previous sentence. fuck you. then she literally
jumped in my window and began punching at my face. i caught her arms,
pulled her further in, and threatened to kill her. she broke loose, yanked
my hair, and carly had the nerve to get out of the car and pull on kara and
yell get off her! to me. get off her?? the bitch was on me! she
punched more, and i finally got sick of it and punched her in the chest and
just began to drive off with her hanging out of the window. she fell, got
up, gave me the bird, and off i went, burning my tires on the pavement all
the way. what a bitch.
i drove and drove. i even scrounged up all the change in my car and
actually put 1.34 in my gas tank just so i could avoid having to go home.
i came home at like, 3:00 or so. sounds like a boring talke without near
enough detail? fuck you. you dont need to know the details.
but, does it sound like care or obsession?
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
TT
--infoez--------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
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