THIS YOLK IS ISSUE FIFTY SIX AND IS WRITTEN BY JUKE.
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in this issue: DEAD CATS
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Animal cruelty causes ban - Friday, March 29, 1996 - The Weekend Vidette p19
EAST BERNARD, Texas AP - Four high school baseball players charged with
beating a cat to death were kicked off their team.
East Berbard Independent School District Superintendent Nancy McNeal decided
to ban the youths after they were arrested on animal cruelty charges Wednesday.
Based on the serious nature of this offens, the four who were involved in
the killing of the cat will be removed frmo the baseball team for the remainder
of this season, McNeal said.
The teenagers signed statements admitting they killed the tabby on March 16.
Ryan Walter, Britt Sensat, and Danny Crane, all 17, and a 16 year old
juvenile were charged with the Class A misdemeanor and released on personal
recognizance bonds. If convicted, they would face up to a year in jail and a
4,000 fine.
The cat, known as Tiger, was an adopted pet of sorts at Koym Field, the park
used by the East Bernard High School team.
Three of the athletes told authorities they putthe cat in a bag AND PUMMELED
IT WITH BASEBALL BATS. The fourth player said he ran over the cat WITH A PICKUP
TRUCK.
Three other players who were present but did not participate in the beating
will be allowed to remain on the team. They face no criminal charges.
Police said the players gave no reason for the killing other than they were
tired of THE CAT DEFECATING ON THE BASEBALL FIELD.
-dEAD cAT: The Play---------------------------------------------------------
Characters:
Cat
Ryan
Britt
Danny
Anonymous Kid Number 1
The Three Players
Setting: Baseball field, near a corn field.
Act 1.
Curtain rises, 7 young men stand outside a 7-eleven.
Ryan: Hey guys, that cat is really getting on my nerves.
Britt: Whadaya say we beat it with a baseball bat and run it over Britts big
ole 4x4 monster truck while we drink lots of beer and have lots of sex.
Danny: ONLY IF I GET BEER. WHADAYA SAY ANONYMOUS KID NUMBER ONE?!
Anonymous Kid Number 1: Doesnt matter to me Danny, cause Im young and
impressionable and cant make decisions for
myself since Im only 16!
Act 2.
Curtain rises. The young men have now traveled to the baseball field where
the cat is.
Ryan: huh huh huh look, theres the cat. Britt get the bat!
Britt: Sure thing Ryan. BUT I GOTZ TA DRINK MY BEER FIRST.
Ryan: Wait, youre right. What was I thinking?
Britt: Here Anonymous Kid Number One, have a beer dispite the fact that your
body isnt physically capable have handling as much beer as we drink in
an hour.
Anonymous Kid Number 1: Thanks!
Britt: Okay, now that I have fulfilled the official hick-quota for drinking
beer, we can kill the cat. WAIT. WE HAVENT HAD SEX YET.
Danny: Youre RIGHT! BRING ON THE WOMEN.
Woman Whos Not In The Character List Since Im Making This Up As I Go Number
One: Hi! I have no self-esteem and need you to have your way with me to feel
good. Have fun!
moan moan moan
Britt: Look! The cat!
screech
Danny: There goes Britt in his 4x4 monster truck.
smack HISSS ARRWQAT --- cat dying.
Ryan: huh huh huh that had to hurt.
Danny: Yup, I bet it shore did.
curtain falls
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PLUG: Chemical Chocolate Four WILL be out soon.
E-MAIL otwilli@acadcomp.cmp.ilstu.edu to be put on the mailing list.
the mailing list is the best way to get it. i dont have a lot of time
time to spend on irc anymore.
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title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
TT
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if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
tal meta is one smooth brotha.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
.--. @ v @ .,--.
,---- --m--
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in this issue: DEAD CATS
--dead cats-----------------------------------------------------------------
Animal cruelty causes ban - Friday, March 29, 1996 - The Weekend Vidette p19
EAST BERNARD, Texas AP - Four high school baseball players charged with
beating a cat to death were kicked off their team.
East Berbard Independent School District Superintendent Nancy McNeal decided
to ban the youths after they were arrested on animal cruelty charges Wednesday.
Based on the serious nature of this offens, the four who were involved in
the killing of the cat will be removed frmo the baseball team for the remainder
of this season, McNeal said.
The teenagers signed statements admitting they killed the tabby on March 16.
Ryan Walter, Britt Sensat, and Danny Crane, all 17, and a 16 year old
juvenile were charged with the Class A misdemeanor and released on personal
recognizance bonds. If convicted, they would face up to a year in jail and a
4,000 fine.
The cat, known as Tiger, was an adopted pet of sorts at Koym Field, the park
used by the East Bernard High School team.
Three of the athletes told authorities they putthe cat in a bag AND PUMMELED
IT WITH BASEBALL BATS. The fourth player said he ran over the cat WITH A PICKUP
TRUCK.
Three other players who were present but did not participate in the beating
will be allowed to remain on the team. They face no criminal charges.
Police said the players gave no reason for the killing other than they were
tired of THE CAT DEFECATING ON THE BASEBALL FIELD.
-dEAD cAT: The Play---------------------------------------------------------
Characters:
Cat
Ryan
Britt
Danny
Anonymous Kid Number 1
The Three Players
Setting: Baseball field, near a corn field.
Act 1.
Curtain rises, 7 young men stand outside a 7-eleven.
Ryan: Hey guys, that cat is really getting on my nerves.
Britt: Whadaya say we beat it with a baseball bat and run it over Britts big
ole 4x4 monster truck while we drink lots of beer and have lots of sex.
Danny: ONLY IF I GET BEER. WHADAYA SAY ANONYMOUS KID NUMBER ONE?!
Anonymous Kid Number 1: Doesnt matter to me Danny, cause Im young and
impressionable and cant make decisions for
myself since Im only 16!
Act 2.
Curtain rises. The young men have now traveled to the baseball field where
the cat is.
Ryan: huh huh huh look, theres the cat. Britt get the bat!
Britt: Sure thing Ryan. BUT I GOTZ TA DRINK MY BEER FIRST.
Ryan: Wait, youre right. What was I thinking?
Britt: Here Anonymous Kid Number One, have a beer dispite the fact that your
body isnt physically capable have handling as much beer as we drink in
an hour.
Anonymous Kid Number 1: Thanks!
Britt: Okay, now that I have fulfilled the official hick-quota for drinking
beer, we can kill the cat. WAIT. WE HAVENT HAD SEX YET.
Danny: Youre RIGHT! BRING ON THE WOMEN.
Woman Whos Not In The Character List Since Im Making This Up As I Go Number
One: Hi! I have no self-esteem and need you to have your way with me to feel
good. Have fun!
moan moan moan
Britt: Look! The cat!
screech
Danny: There goes Britt in his 4x4 monster truck.
smack HISSS ARRWQAT --- cat dying.
Ryan: huh huh huh that had to hurt.
Danny: Yup, I bet it shore did.
curtain falls
-juke speaks----------------------------------------------------------------
PLUG: Chemical Chocolate Four WILL be out soon.
E-MAIL otwilli@acadcomp.cmp.ilstu.edu to be put on the mailing list.
the mailing list is the best way to get it. i dont have a lot of time
time to spend on irc anymore.
-index----------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
tal meta is one smooth brotha.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
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