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y0lk - kW33D3s magazine for lamer fags like you!
Evan was a good kid. He did all of his homework, he spoke only when
spoken to, and he was always polite to adults. He was a damn good kid.
Every parents dream come true. Evan was a king among men.
In the ninth grade, some problems came to Evan. He still did all his
homework, he was still very polite, but things just never seemed to work out
for him anymore. The other kids started to hate him. His attitude never
changed... people just stopped liking him. He was labeled as a regular high
school geek. The teachers and his parents worried about this, but Evan
didnt care. He didnt need people to like him. He enjoyed life on his own
an independent mind for an independent world.
One day, Evan was sitting in his room drawing... and pondering life.
It was a regular thought process he thought about life and death, and how
pointless it was to even move in this world... because everyone ends up in
the same place. Life is okay, but the rules totally suck. Why cant I end
up superior to all these assholes? Im so much better than everyone else,
and they know it. This sucks.
Evan thought for a moment that he was just fooling himself he wasnt
better than everyone else... everybodys supposed to be equal. Right? Well,
in this case, Evan thought, he just wasnt equal. He lived life without sin,
he tried harder than everyone else. Evan really was better than everyone
everyone else.
But, of course, the thought came back. Being better just wasnt
worth it. So Evan was enlightened. He no longer needed to be good...
because being good just wasnt worth the effort. Evan stood up and screamed:
WELL IF WERE ALL GONNA DIE, I SURE AS HELL BETTER BE THE FIRST!
From then on, Evan was a bad-ass. He cursed at his parents, he
stopped doing all his homework, and he kicked the crap out of anyone that got
in his way. A rebel without a cause... living life as one big parody of
itself.
He wasnt happy anymore but he didnt care. The other kids in his
grade still hated him, and the parents and teachers just worried more.
Everything went on as usual, in an uncontrollable state. Evan was out of his
mind.
One night in January, he was sitting in his room as usual, playing
with a barbecue-lighter he stole somewhere. Thoughts no longer flowed
through his head like before. He just sat, apathetic, staring at the flames
coming on and going off. Wheeeeeeeee.
Evan continued to stare at the flames for about five minutes, and
then spoke to himself: You know what? Im going to burn all my damn hair
off. He didnt know why he said it, it just came out. He shrugged, and
took the lighter to his head. I guess God wants me to do this. He pushed
the button and his hair started to burn. Haha. God.
His hair didnt exactly catch fire, it sorta melted. But Evan didnt
have that much hair... so it didnt take long. His last hair fell out, but
he didnt stop. He just kept holding the lighter to his scalp.
I guess Ill just melt my whole face off.
As his skin started to drip down his face, a thought came to Evans
head. Well, Im killing myself. I suppose Ill need a suicide note. He
took a pen and paper, and wrote:
Uh, I got bored and I melted my face off. Haha. Im better than all
of you. Dumbasses. Im dead and youre not.
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title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
TT
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
y0lk 48: Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off
4Ckl l
l .aa. a
--:------- l l ---------:-
::::::::::: a :::::::::::
::::::::::: a :::::::::::
::::::::::: a :::::::::::
:::::::::: a. . :::::::::::
-------:--- l ll a ----:----
@al
@a@
la a
-- aaaaaaa@
-- 4Ck/bASik ----------------- a -
y0lk - kW33D3s magazine for lamer fags like you!
Evan was a good kid. He did all of his homework, he spoke only when
spoken to, and he was always polite to adults. He was a damn good kid.
Every parents dream come true. Evan was a king among men.
In the ninth grade, some problems came to Evan. He still did all his
homework, he was still very polite, but things just never seemed to work out
for him anymore. The other kids started to hate him. His attitude never
changed... people just stopped liking him. He was labeled as a regular high
school geek. The teachers and his parents worried about this, but Evan
didnt care. He didnt need people to like him. He enjoyed life on his own
an independent mind for an independent world.
One day, Evan was sitting in his room drawing... and pondering life.
It was a regular thought process he thought about life and death, and how
pointless it was to even move in this world... because everyone ends up in
the same place. Life is okay, but the rules totally suck. Why cant I end
up superior to all these assholes? Im so much better than everyone else,
and they know it. This sucks.
Evan thought for a moment that he was just fooling himself he wasnt
better than everyone else... everybodys supposed to be equal. Right? Well,
in this case, Evan thought, he just wasnt equal. He lived life without sin,
he tried harder than everyone else. Evan really was better than everyone
everyone else.
But, of course, the thought came back. Being better just wasnt
worth it. So Evan was enlightened. He no longer needed to be good...
because being good just wasnt worth the effort. Evan stood up and screamed:
WELL IF WERE ALL GONNA DIE, I SURE AS HELL BETTER BE THE FIRST!
From then on, Evan was a bad-ass. He cursed at his parents, he
stopped doing all his homework, and he kicked the crap out of anyone that got
in his way. A rebel without a cause... living life as one big parody of
itself.
He wasnt happy anymore but he didnt care. The other kids in his
grade still hated him, and the parents and teachers just worried more.
Everything went on as usual, in an uncontrollable state. Evan was out of his
mind.
One night in January, he was sitting in his room as usual, playing
with a barbecue-lighter he stole somewhere. Thoughts no longer flowed
through his head like before. He just sat, apathetic, staring at the flames
coming on and going off. Wheeeeeeeee.
Evan continued to stare at the flames for about five minutes, and
then spoke to himself: You know what? Im going to burn all my damn hair
off. He didnt know why he said it, it just came out. He shrugged, and
took the lighter to his head. I guess God wants me to do this. He pushed
the button and his hair started to burn. Haha. God.
His hair didnt exactly catch fire, it sorta melted. But Evan didnt
have that much hair... so it didnt take long. His last hair fell out, but
he didnt stop. He just kept holding the lighter to his scalp.
I guess Ill just melt my whole face off.
As his skin started to drip down his face, a thought came to Evans
head. Well, Im killing myself. I suppose Ill need a suicide note. He
took a pen and paper, and wrote:
Uh, I got bored and I melted my face off. Haha. Im better than all
of you. Dumbasses. Im dead and youre not.
--giggle-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
TT
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
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