--blah blah blah-------------------------------------------------------------
blah. you suck. nurd. i hate you. poopy-head. dork. nutface-booby
person nad-head schlonghole.
theres a lot of childish aggression out. woo.
--i feel so much better------------------------------------------------------
y0lk number 29: the geek theory, hickies, and another long day.
--oh, a y0lk issue-----------------------------------------------------------
hmm. i dont know why i decided to write this. i just packaged 3 y0lk
issues in a row, and now its going to be four. and i have a fifth coming, by
bedlam i think. mebbe. but why? am i TRYING to release five issues of y0lk
at once? am i TRYING to piss EVERYONE off? well, yeah. i am. let me give
you my reason for living:
im a dweeb, and i love being a dweeb. i have no friends, and i wish
i had fewer! its weird. i do my absolute BEST to be hated by all. one, i
am just really grungy. and this isnt grunge poseurdom, its like, real
overall dirtiness. its great. i suppose thats a weak start.
maybe this one: when i hear that other people like a song, even cool
people that i like, i start hating it. just absolutely despising it... and
its not just a little game that i play. i am totally, involuntarily, fooling
myself into thinking that i hated that song, and even that whole band! its
great!
and i do my best, then, to listen to music that everyone hates. i LOVE
disco! cuz nobody likes it, and many people hate me because i listen to disco!
well, thats my geek theory. i love being dorky.
did i mention that i have a strangely womanlike figure? its awesome.
ive got a sexy hourglass figure that most men would go wild for. and if other
people knew that, theyd beat the shit out of me. its too bad they cant tell
through my clothes. the only people that have mentioned that are people that
have seen me naked. woo woo!
--woo woo--------------------------------------------------------------------
heres my k-cool daily zinelog which i may have invented... i dunno. i
think ive seen edicius do it before, but i dont know who did it first.
nonetheless, its cool and im going to do it until y0lk dies, in the year 2050.werd to that. hmm, i think ill start at the absolute beginning of the day.
midnight. that would be wicked cool.
12:00 am. im talking on the phone with my friend, josh, tripe for you
k-radders. hes eleet. hes in acid. anyway, were talking about tapes or
some stuff like that, and hes writing a 100-line scene from a play, in
shakespearean english. he does homework. what a dork! so i get tired of
talking to him after about one hour, and hang up.
1:00 am. im listening to an old mix that i made last summer, while i
was in florida with josh. my parents have a house in florida. aint that
cool? yeah, youre right. sucks.
2:00 am. i change the tape, cuz its done. not much happening there,
im just trying to mark every hour until i go to sleep.
3:00am. starting to get tired, i havent really slept in over 48
hours. so i start to fall asleep to another tape, and weird shit happens! i
get these flashbacks of a girl feeling my ass and kissing my neck and other
almost-naughty stuff, and i cant fall asleep! i can actually feel her there!
its weird. and its not that its a bad thing, but theres nobody else in
that bed, and im being kissed. damn, i could devote an entire y0lk issue
to that. anyway, i eventually get to sleep, after the girl stops kissing.
morning. i wake up a bit early, and i hop in the shower. i fall
asleep in the shower and stay there for about 15 minutes. i get out of the
shower, go back to my bed, and sleep for another 15 minutes. as usual. i
wake up, run downstairs, and get in my dads car. off to school.
blah. after falling asleep in the car for about 30 minutes, i wake up
and im at school. my dad pulls up in the driveway and i get out. school.
blah.
sitting in the hall, i suddenly realize that i have hickies all over my
neck! ack! that was what i was recalling, in my vivid imagination the night
before. TWO nights ago, i was uh, with this girl in a sleeping bag and she
totally chewed up my neck. so all over, up and down my neck, there are quite
visible hickies. ugh.
i try to hide them from everyone, but my school-friend john finds out
and hes telling the world. look, my friend is the MAN! heh, and im just
wondering why they havent gone away after 2 days. and like, people are saying
wow, and isnt that painful and stuff, and im just shrugging, because i
dont talk at school.
blaghehh. so after the hickie ordeal is finished, i go to class.
geometry. then spanish. not so bad. and after that, i have 5 free periods!
thats like 4 hours of free time! so i sit in the hall, as usual, alone,
staring at the wall. for 4 hours. im a fun type of guy.
wow, ive been doing this day-in-review thing for a while. i hope im
not boring you.
well, after that i have another free period, then 40 minutes of end-of-
the-day time before i get to leave. i meet my friend john today, and hes
polling the school for people that havent heard about my weekend experience.
so blah. then we go out to the woods and i watch him dip like a moron. i
swear, chewing tobacco is just disgusting. ick.
we go inside, go to the sculpting room and he shows me his bong. uh,
nice. like everyone in school makes a bong in sculpting. he thinks hes
original. well, that bong WAS pretty huge. hell, it was enormous. i hope to
god he doesnt try to use it. heh.
so we sculpt a bit, and when were done, we trash our creations. just
playtime, no permanance involved. then he gets his guitar and we play for 15
minutes. and today i get to go on the bus. yay.
i hop on the bus as its leaving, and get my cool seat in the back.
i trudge through about 30 minutes of dead legs from the moron sitting next to
me, and then the smelly kids get of the bus. everyone has a look of relief on
their face. but then the WORST thing happens. she bends right over and i see
her almost-bare ass. eqeihwgih. and nobody else saw it. gross. stinky
foreign people suck.
well, i get home early, at like 5:00, and here i am. its 6:00. the
day is hardly over. so there i go. yay.
what a huge fucking day. ive never done such a gigantic review. oi.
i really feel bad about boring you or something. and for those that care, i
dont think the hickies will fade by tomorrow. theyre still pretty visible.
ARGH.
--yawn-----------------------------------------------------------------------
well, geek theory, day review. blah. i guess ill end this and release all
those y0lk issues. bye.
--YAY------------------------------------------------------------------------
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sitting around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera. woog.
mindcrime is an official y0lk member.
blah. you suck. nurd. i hate you. poopy-head. dork. nutface-booby
person nad-head schlonghole.
theres a lot of childish aggression out. woo.
--i feel so much better------------------------------------------------------
y0lk number 29: the geek theory, hickies, and another long day.
--oh, a y0lk issue-----------------------------------------------------------
hmm. i dont know why i decided to write this. i just packaged 3 y0lk
issues in a row, and now its going to be four. and i have a fifth coming, by
bedlam i think. mebbe. but why? am i TRYING to release five issues of y0lk
at once? am i TRYING to piss EVERYONE off? well, yeah. i am. let me give
you my reason for living:
im a dweeb, and i love being a dweeb. i have no friends, and i wish
i had fewer! its weird. i do my absolute BEST to be hated by all. one, i
am just really grungy. and this isnt grunge poseurdom, its like, real
overall dirtiness. its great. i suppose thats a weak start.
maybe this one: when i hear that other people like a song, even cool
people that i like, i start hating it. just absolutely despising it... and
its not just a little game that i play. i am totally, involuntarily, fooling
myself into thinking that i hated that song, and even that whole band! its
great!
and i do my best, then, to listen to music that everyone hates. i LOVE
disco! cuz nobody likes it, and many people hate me because i listen to disco!
well, thats my geek theory. i love being dorky.
did i mention that i have a strangely womanlike figure? its awesome.
ive got a sexy hourglass figure that most men would go wild for. and if other
people knew that, theyd beat the shit out of me. its too bad they cant tell
through my clothes. the only people that have mentioned that are people that
have seen me naked. woo woo!
--woo woo--------------------------------------------------------------------
heres my k-cool daily zinelog which i may have invented... i dunno. i
think ive seen edicius do it before, but i dont know who did it first.
nonetheless, its cool and im going to do it until y0lk dies, in the year 2050.werd to that. hmm, i think ill start at the absolute beginning of the day.
midnight. that would be wicked cool.
12:00 am. im talking on the phone with my friend, josh, tripe for you
k-radders. hes eleet. hes in acid. anyway, were talking about tapes or
some stuff like that, and hes writing a 100-line scene from a play, in
shakespearean english. he does homework. what a dork! so i get tired of
talking to him after about one hour, and hang up.
1:00 am. im listening to an old mix that i made last summer, while i
was in florida with josh. my parents have a house in florida. aint that
cool? yeah, youre right. sucks.
2:00 am. i change the tape, cuz its done. not much happening there,
im just trying to mark every hour until i go to sleep.
3:00am. starting to get tired, i havent really slept in over 48
hours. so i start to fall asleep to another tape, and weird shit happens! i
get these flashbacks of a girl feeling my ass and kissing my neck and other
almost-naughty stuff, and i cant fall asleep! i can actually feel her there!
its weird. and its not that its a bad thing, but theres nobody else in
that bed, and im being kissed. damn, i could devote an entire y0lk issue
to that. anyway, i eventually get to sleep, after the girl stops kissing.
morning. i wake up a bit early, and i hop in the shower. i fall
asleep in the shower and stay there for about 15 minutes. i get out of the
shower, go back to my bed, and sleep for another 15 minutes. as usual. i
wake up, run downstairs, and get in my dads car. off to school.
blah. after falling asleep in the car for about 30 minutes, i wake up
and im at school. my dad pulls up in the driveway and i get out. school.
blah.
sitting in the hall, i suddenly realize that i have hickies all over my
neck! ack! that was what i was recalling, in my vivid imagination the night
before. TWO nights ago, i was uh, with this girl in a sleeping bag and she
totally chewed up my neck. so all over, up and down my neck, there are quite
visible hickies. ugh.
i try to hide them from everyone, but my school-friend john finds out
and hes telling the world. look, my friend is the MAN! heh, and im just
wondering why they havent gone away after 2 days. and like, people are saying
wow, and isnt that painful and stuff, and im just shrugging, because i
dont talk at school.
blaghehh. so after the hickie ordeal is finished, i go to class.
geometry. then spanish. not so bad. and after that, i have 5 free periods!
thats like 4 hours of free time! so i sit in the hall, as usual, alone,
staring at the wall. for 4 hours. im a fun type of guy.
wow, ive been doing this day-in-review thing for a while. i hope im
not boring you.
well, after that i have another free period, then 40 minutes of end-of-
the-day time before i get to leave. i meet my friend john today, and hes
polling the school for people that havent heard about my weekend experience.
so blah. then we go out to the woods and i watch him dip like a moron. i
swear, chewing tobacco is just disgusting. ick.
we go inside, go to the sculpting room and he shows me his bong. uh,
nice. like everyone in school makes a bong in sculpting. he thinks hes
original. well, that bong WAS pretty huge. hell, it was enormous. i hope to
god he doesnt try to use it. heh.
so we sculpt a bit, and when were done, we trash our creations. just
playtime, no permanance involved. then he gets his guitar and we play for 15
minutes. and today i get to go on the bus. yay.
i hop on the bus as its leaving, and get my cool seat in the back.
i trudge through about 30 minutes of dead legs from the moron sitting next to
me, and then the smelly kids get of the bus. everyone has a look of relief on
their face. but then the WORST thing happens. she bends right over and i see
her almost-bare ass. eqeihwgih. and nobody else saw it. gross. stinky
foreign people suck.
well, i get home early, at like 5:00, and here i am. its 6:00. the
day is hardly over. so there i go. yay.
what a huge fucking day. ive never done such a gigantic review. oi.
i really feel bad about boring you or something. and for those that care, i
dont think the hickies will fade by tomorrow. theyre still pretty visible.
ARGH.
--yawn-----------------------------------------------------------------------
well, geek theory, day review. blah. i guess ill end this and release all
those y0lk issues. bye.
--YAY------------------------------------------------------------------------
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sitting around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera. woog.
mindcrime is an official y0lk member.
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