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y0lk issue number 11!?!@ nap-time and the dog prank
and an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH RADMAN, PRESIDENT OF ACiD at the bottom!
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introduction
you might be saying to yourself, boy, my life sure needs some sprucing up!
well, this y0lk issue is a life-saver. not only will it give you a great idea
to propose to your local school board, but it will tell you a great way to
have fun with some free time after school.
bathing with siblings
im against it.
nap-time
im totally serious about this. i say, for at least one period out of every
day, there should be nap-time in high school. youd all go into this nice,
quiet room, where thered be little tents and comfortable mats setup all over
the place. you go into your tent, play some soft music of your choice, and
nap for an hour. wouldnt this be great? wouldnt this solve all of our every
day problems? you could have gym right after it, so after people woke up,
they could run around and get their energy out.
the thing you might be saying is, hell, not every kid could handle a
nap-time period. theyd be fighting, restless, and nobody could get to
sleep! well, not if its supervised correctly. have a couple teachers in
the room supervising they could read a book, and, most importantly, ITS
A PRIVELAGE. YES, ITS AN ELECTIVE. if youre not good, you cant take
nap-time anymore. if youre a good boy or girl, and you really go to sleep,
then have fun and take nap-time instead of a study.
is this a great idea or what!?
prankthedog
now, on to a more serious topic. i have a great idea. ok.. heres the deal.
everyone call the y0lk vmb - 800-314-8885 box 842 - and leave the following
information:
your phone number
the name of a cat or dog in your house
your last name
ok, heres what me and creed will do or i will do. i will call your house,
lets say your dogs name is Blorboo. And your last name is Jablowme. OK,
your Mom or Dad, or hell, even you pick up.
Hello, may I speak to your pet, Blorboo Jablowme?
Excuse me?
This will be hilarious. We will request to speak to your pet, and say that
it called yesterday and scheduled a mossage sp, or something like that.
ok, so the idea isnt that great.
i think it would be funny.
interviewwithradman
i asked radman a few questions once on irc, but he never /msged me back.
what an asshole.
y0lkinfo!@
im never afraid to make a shameless plug for my board, erebus. 201-762-1373.
the y0lk whq.. lots o tfiles, all the y0lk releases the minute, no SECOND,
they come out. just mention y0lk in the letter to the sysops and you will
instantly be validated.
and as a bonus, if you type in your feedback:
I WAS THE MAN WHO NEEDED TO HAVE CEMENT REMOVED FROM INSIDE MY ASS.
you will be given elite-o access.
in the next y0lk info, i will re-print a full copy of the entire newspaper
report about this whole cement incident. have a good day.
3d170rZ k0mm3n7
i am julio, the busdriver!*!* ai ai ai ai!!* -creed
index!!
index of y0lk issues:
issue . title
01 the other white meat
02 several k-rad elite haxors sitting around a campfire and grooving
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin
05 household uses for afghanistanian food
06 pour cement down my anus
07 hail santa!
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties?
09 lunchables rock.
10 t-shirts and toejam
. 11 , nap-time / the dog prank / exclusive interview ,
issues 1-5, 7, and 9 by creed
issues 6, 8, and 11 by hooch
issue 10 by bEdlAM
note: if you have written an issue, you are a y0lk member, have a y0lk member
board, etc. woo.
y0lk issue number 11!?!@ nap-time and the dog prank
and an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH RADMAN, PRESIDENT OF ACiD at the bottom!
y0lk-me-y0lk-me-y0lk-me-y0lk-me-y0lk-me-y0lk-me-y0lk-me-y0lk-me-y0lk-me-y0lk
introduction
you might be saying to yourself, boy, my life sure needs some sprucing up!
well, this y0lk issue is a life-saver. not only will it give you a great idea
to propose to your local school board, but it will tell you a great way to
have fun with some free time after school.
bathing with siblings
im against it.
nap-time
im totally serious about this. i say, for at least one period out of every
day, there should be nap-time in high school. youd all go into this nice,
quiet room, where thered be little tents and comfortable mats setup all over
the place. you go into your tent, play some soft music of your choice, and
nap for an hour. wouldnt this be great? wouldnt this solve all of our every
day problems? you could have gym right after it, so after people woke up,
they could run around and get their energy out.
the thing you might be saying is, hell, not every kid could handle a
nap-time period. theyd be fighting, restless, and nobody could get to
sleep! well, not if its supervised correctly. have a couple teachers in
the room supervising they could read a book, and, most importantly, ITS
A PRIVELAGE. YES, ITS AN ELECTIVE. if youre not good, you cant take
nap-time anymore. if youre a good boy or girl, and you really go to sleep,
then have fun and take nap-time instead of a study.
is this a great idea or what!?
prankthedog
now, on to a more serious topic. i have a great idea. ok.. heres the deal.
everyone call the y0lk vmb - 800-314-8885 box 842 - and leave the following
information:
your phone number
the name of a cat or dog in your house
your last name
ok, heres what me and creed will do or i will do. i will call your house,
lets say your dogs name is Blorboo. And your last name is Jablowme. OK,
your Mom or Dad, or hell, even you pick up.
Hello, may I speak to your pet, Blorboo Jablowme?
Excuse me?
This will be hilarious. We will request to speak to your pet, and say that
it called yesterday and scheduled a mossage sp, or something like that.
ok, so the idea isnt that great.
i think it would be funny.
interviewwithradman
i asked radman a few questions once on irc, but he never /msged me back.
what an asshole.
y0lkinfo!@
im never afraid to make a shameless plug for my board, erebus. 201-762-1373.
the y0lk whq.. lots o tfiles, all the y0lk releases the minute, no SECOND,
they come out. just mention y0lk in the letter to the sysops and you will
instantly be validated.
and as a bonus, if you type in your feedback:
I WAS THE MAN WHO NEEDED TO HAVE CEMENT REMOVED FROM INSIDE MY ASS.
you will be given elite-o access.
in the next y0lk info, i will re-print a full copy of the entire newspaper
report about this whole cement incident. have a good day.
3d170rZ k0mm3n7
i am julio, the busdriver!*!* ai ai ai ai!!* -creed
index!!
index of y0lk issues:
issue . title
01 the other white meat
02 several k-rad elite haxors sitting around a campfire and grooving
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin
05 household uses for afghanistanian food
06 pour cement down my anus
07 hail santa!
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties?
09 lunchables rock.
10 t-shirts and toejam
. 11 , nap-time / the dog prank / exclusive interview ,
issues 1-5, 7, and 9 by creed
issues 6, 8, and 11 by hooch
issue 10 by bEdlAM
note: if you have written an issue, you are a y0lk member, have a y0lk member
board, etc. woo.
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