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Da Totally Insane Ground Zero/T.F.A. Info File V1.00120508
Contents
1. Introduction
2. The history of Ground Zero/T.F.A.
3. Ground Zero/T.F.A. Personel
4. The commercial side of Ground Zero/T.F.A.
5. How to contact Ground Zero/T.F.A.
1. Introduction
Hi,
Welcome to this updated version of our info-file. Were very happy that you
downloaded our stuff and we hope that you will be our fans forever...
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most and shell be yours forever for once we thought that it would be good to
do something positive for you guys out there.
Yeah, these info-files are pretty cool huh?
2. The history of Ground Zero/T.F.A.
Once upon a time there was this guy who called himself Nothingface. He just
escaped from the mortuary where he was almost caught stealing blood which was
a very stupid thing to do, cause its kinda hard to draw blood from corpses.
While running, he got hit by a car. The driver was Da Chief, the sysop of a
local BBS by the name of The Real World. He was just on the way to kill one of
his irritant users. That user was a guy called Samsman. Da Chief wanted to kill
Samsman, cause Samsman always teased him with the fact that Amiga was better
than PC. But Samsman was also on the way to Da Chief to explain that he had
just bought a PC too. So Samsman met Da Chief at the site of the accident.
Samsman parked his bike on Nothingfaces broken legs. Da Chief jumped on Samsman
to kill him. Nothingface thought that this was not a positive thing so he tried
to get up. Nothingface walked towards them and they saw him walk like zombie, so
they figured they should kill him first. Samsman had almost cut Nothingfaces
head off when he heard him say that he wanted to form a demogroup with them. He
stopped cutting Nothingface. They grabbed him from the highway and put him in
the car. Da Chief kinda agreed with Samsman that Amiga was OK too, so now there
was some kind of peace between these two guys.
They started working on their magazine and on their production for assembly93.
They won at assembly93 but somehow that moment got lost in time, so nobody
remembers that. Well, they didnt mind and they just continued working on their
mag.
After a while Nothingface got a vision from Elvis. He told him about a guy
needing a group. The guy lived somewhere in Holland where time stood still for
many centuries.
They gave him a name TcM, and you just figure out what it means and they
taught him how to work with a computer. Well, hes pretty smart and learned
quick.
In the meantime they had joined the Amiga group T.F.A. again, you just figure
out what it means. These guys have been contributing Dutch Insanity to the
Amiga-scene for years now and Samsman was already a member of that group so
it was pretty logical that the rest of Ground Zero joined too, as their PC-
subdivision... or something like that
Well, they just did some crap for a while. They got caught robbing graves, but
they did manage to brainwash the Americans so they wouldnt vote for the Nazi
Bush.
Then some time passed and they ended up in Denmark at what is called The Party.
That was pretty cool, and on the way home they hit a truck. They all got thrown
out of the car and that was when they met another new member. His name is MSW
again!, you figure out what it means.
After that the guys from Ground Zero/T.F.A forced some dudes to become their
distribution site. And things are still going in a certain direction
Nothingface doesnt know if its the right direction, but they always arrive
somewhere... and they are still in that situation so there is not much more
to tell ya...
I guess they live happily ever after...
3. Ground Zero/T.F.A. Personel
Ground Zero/T.F.A. Are in order of joining
Nothingface: Coding, Gfx, Design and Mail/Whatever
Samsman: Gfx, Design, Sysop and Mail
Da Chief: Sysop
TcM: Coding
Sqd: Music
MSW: Music, Swapping and ANSI/ASCIIs
4. The commercial side of Ground Zero
5. How to contact Ground Zero/T.F.A.
-+- Mail! -+-
Ground Zero/TFA
P.O.Box 391
7550 AJ Hengelo
The Netherlands
-+- Da Boards -+-
The Real World +31-53-330190 GZC-WHQ
Samsplace +31-74-911195 GZC-HQ, NWO-WHQ
-+- Da Foreign Sites -+-
A.C.E France +33-1-45887548
SouthWest Music Canada +1-519-734-6239
Methadone Finland +358-0-4208227
Downstairs Denmark +45-9818-8132
Magican Germany +49-421-4841163
The Firm Germany +49-40-6482146
FunderBird Belgium +32-50-620112
Genesis Belgium +32-2-2453498
Pointbreak Belgium +32-1-1436925
-+- Da Dutch Sites -+-
Blue Steel +31-20-6403972
Fantasy Lands +31-33-952567
The Supreme Court +31-1650-51850
Lunatic Asylum +31-85-233120
And you can leave mail for us in DGi and ofcourse DSC.
It should also be possible to contact me nothingface in Internet:
nothingface@realworld.idn.nl