Hrmm.. by The Upright Man
Hrmm.. by The Upright Man
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Hello, TUM here. During my time in the computer art scene, Ive had the
opportunity to meet many unique individuals. Often this more human side to
IRC is lost when one looks back through the countless packs and sees only
obscure typing, overinflated egos, and gratuitous insults. In response, I took
it upon myself to create an easy to see but difficult to comprehend symbol and
use show it to various ascii scene icons to gauge their reaction. Hopefully
you can see into their characters just a bit through their responses.
Heres the symbol: . /.
Here are the responses... Enjoy
. /. bugsy its a x. malcom X! yoe! representin mah thug life roots on the/ wessyde, yoe! jus keepin this ghetto style real with the x in 98!
. /. meatpod its a circle! thats how my style goes. by the way, fuck
/ you because im better than you.
. /. dyone its your mothers asshole. down the sides dribble the blood
/ flecked crust of your dogs semen embedded her pockmarked skin.
disrespect your mom! uNGH!
. /. konami let me change that just a bit to make it look a little more
/ like my unique and original style.. ok.. here we go:
konami There, that looks much better.
. /. necronite my ass hurts, i have a sore throat, black marks all over
/ my back and i think that as i type im having an embolism. what was
the question?
. /. sargon heeyeeeeyyy! i eeeehm drukn deoooooowddd! im gonigh totoo
/ callll yuo manan....... wthas yuor nubmer.. hhomo forveer!
. /. discofunk who are you and why are you messaging me? time to open a
/ can of whoopass. btw, do you have any syrup? i need to add some to
this pancake batter that i use to pack my cheeks with.
** discofunk sets mode +b tum*!*@sdsu.edu
. /. ** nm4ncer is away
. /. tum hey you ripped that. by the way, im going to rip you and
/ release it under a newbies handle but dont tell anyone
. /. mrk i really like the three dimensional pinhole affect you added
/ with the comma highlights as well as the more impressionistic aspects
with the / gap / technique
. /. G0AT huh huh, penis.
. /. cain im not only a member of my fan club, im the president too.
/ kwest will be releasing every 3 days now with about a dozen asciis
from me in each pack and 2 or 3 others. wESSSSSSYDE!!
. /. c4nn shit dude.. that is way cool, like especially the little
/ pygmies you drew around it with those dark orange faces.. yea... why
are they talking to me??! and how come the computer screen is melting
into a rainbow .. ohh thats pretty.. chronic rules but theres a
reason i joined a group called acid
. /. blkjack please have sex with me.
Well, now we all know that he wasnt kidding all along. g
This was all in good humor and I hope it was taken as such. If you were
offended by any of the material in this file, GOOD! You deserve it you
oversensitive, whining piece of shit.
-The Upright Man
Remorse 1981