컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � 栢�栢栢栢栢栢� 栢  �� 栢栢 � ��幡輻� ��幡� ��幡�  ��幡輻� ��幡� ��幡�� 査�査幡賽 賽 査 � � 栢� � ��� � � ��� � � �� � ��� � � �� � � ��� ��� �輻 ��蔔複��� 栢�査 栢� � ��� � ��� � � �� � ��� � �� � � ��� ��� �sz栢栢幡� 輻��泗� � �査�� � ������� ��������� ��������  百 栢栢� 栢 賞白 栢栢白 �蔔 � ������� �������� �������� ����百査栢百査  賞 栢栢栢栢� � ��������� ��輻 ����� ������輻� � 査栢百査 複 �査栢栢栢� �M�a�l�i�c� i�o�u�s컴A� r�t컴D�e�n� o�m�i�n�a� t�i�o�n�� 百 栢栢� 栢複栢�死査栢栢栢� ��栢�査栢栢複��� �蔔 栢栢栢栢� ��栢白�賞栢栢栢栢�  栢栢栢栢栢 �August 1995 Unofficial Newsletter� 栢栢白�賽�賽賽�蔔栢栢栢 幡複  �栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢栢� �컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� 白 複��複���複複複複複複複複複 � [Author: Sub-ZeroX / MAD Flounder] Well, we're back again. Sorry about the delay on the pack but I was busy. And George didn't feel like putting the pack together. Anyways. Im ab out to head over to Reptile's house and deathmatch Timelord and G'.. Of cou rse Don't tell anyone, but we're all just going to gang up on Gman. shhh. Anyways, It was an OK month for the group I suppose. Deathrai and Drea mweaver still kickin it as always. And "Tha Brothers" Twitch and Flashpoint contributing some new art/rip. It's one of the better packs in my opin ion. I even think bane would give his thumbs up. But enough with the happy "group bondage" bullshit. I kicked ass this month. Booyaka! Biff! B oom! Werd. Im also working on my TAG setup. Which will be the best in 713 once im done with it. I hate to sound elitist but some dorko on some lame TAG board said to me that no one can compare to HIS TAG bbs setup. Oh yeah. WHAT EVER. I rock in everything I do. (Sorry for the ego smash) Anyways. Check out da pack. Woo Woo, Not only should you check out the pack, you should also re ad this  Unofficial Newsletter I would like to welcome a shitload (Oh w ell, depends on how you define shitload.) of new members to our very happy fluffy group . Reflexion joined up. He's realy cool. If you see him on IRC do /msg r eflexion  "you're so cool, I could just hop!" Ash from our local areaco de joined up too.  He's cool also, and I have to give a Frumple spam out to him f or his latest ansi. Strahd, is cool, Bane hates him tho. But don't worry about it, Bane hates everyone except for Timelord, Bane and Timelord are best friends.  Trust me! What can I say? Mojo has to be one of the loudest members in MAD,  just check out his posts on EquinoX. Raycer, hopefully that VaxBuster pers on will be nice to you now, nice VGA, Liked to see more! (WOOP!) Digital Inter face joined up as well, one of the many new members, he didn't get any work in this month. I realy want to see some more of his art. Shaft and King Rush joined up.. They were at putt-putt. We at MAD hearby bestow upon King Rush th e "Token Master of the Heavens" award. May it serve you well. I think t hat's all. If i left you out then call me mean names. OH! I forgot to add T he Sorcerers Son.. I should have added him a long time ago, but he never c alled me mean names like: "Dorko, Doo Doo Head, Poop Brain, Dorko Foot, Dweeb o" so I forgot all about him. We're sorry.. Me and my other 4 persona felt r eal bad.  Doomsday is mean. Call him mean names. His computer got frie d. He's going to kick my ass. He's sitting right here eating like, Long John Silvers  food. He's going to stab me with a fork. He keeps threating me. GO AWAY.. NOOOO Anyways... Well, one day I was calling out to this realy lame board, let me fi nd the name.. Oh, SaraToga.. yeah, that's it. And I tried to chat so I could call the sysop mean names. And the wierdest thing happened. (Actualy not t he WiERDEST..) Anyways, I got pulled into chat with one of those realy lam e Artificial Inteligence thingies. So I said to myself "This is realy la me" and I said back to myself "Yeah, this is realy lame." BTW: If I don't get Doomsday's game back from George, he's going to kick my ass. (woo wooo! !). Anyways, back to the story. Yeah, after me and my other persona agreed  that this was so mindbogglingy lame that we desided to record it, (no we did n't) ((Yes we did)).. Anyways, here it is, for your viewing pleasure.... *--* 07-26-95 - 09:11:05pm *--* to exit this fake chat, type /q. don't be fooled like other shitheads! SZ> Hi. Im stupid. did you come to me because you are stupid? SZ> yes. i understand. SZ> Uh. My hemhoroids are flairing up, can you help? you want me to be able to help? SZ> yes damnit. you seem quite positive. SZ> duh. Do not make my bunghole angry!!! your bunghole angry. SZ> bitch! What did i just tell you! Now My Bunghold is ANGRY! what difference does it make if i now your bunghold is angry? SZ> MY HEMHOROIDS ARE FLARED UP NOW BECAUSE OF YOU! PREPARE TO DIE! you're not really talking about me, are you? SZ> Hello, Im forest forest gump. do you enjoy being forest forest gump? SZ> no. are you sure? SZ> no why not? SZ> no you are being a bit negative. SZ> duh. Bite me. i'm not sure i know what you're talking about. SZ> yes you do, it's a conspiricy. what difference does it make if i do it's a conspiricy? SZ> uh. screw turkey. what does that suggest to you? SZ> nothing, i was suggesting it to you so you can get your head out yo ur ass. were you really? SZ> yes dumbass. i understand. SZ> delete me and?... SZ> delete yourself can you clarify that a bit? SZ> C:\FORMAT C: /Q /U what's that supposed to mean? SZ> Means put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye... what about your own ass goodbye? SZ> Hey. Are you trying to get fresh with me? would you prefer if i were not trying to get fresh with you? SZ> Yeah you fucking wierdo. you're not really talking about me, are you? SZ> yes i am dumbass... did you come to me because you are dumbass? SZ> im not a dumbass.. YOU'RE the Dumbass.. do you enjoy being not a dumbass i'm the dumbass? SZ> yes, I think you have it in perspective now... why do you feel that you have now? SZ> que? what does that suggest to you? SZ> quit saying shit over before i reboot you. what difference does it make if i ? SZ> if you.. if you what? oh, i what? SZ> If you askme another question im going to kick your ass. how long have you been going to kick my ass? SZ> Ever since i started this chat. please go on. SZ> After I kick your ass. Im going to keep kicking you into little tin y pieces....h did you come to me because you are going to keep kicking i into little tiny pieces? SZ> yes. Prepare to die! are you sure? SZ> Uhm. YES GOD DAMNIT! ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID!? why are you interested in whether or not i am fucking stupid? SZ> You remind me of shane (tombstone).. what difference does it make if i remind you of shane (tombstone)? SZ> uhm. I've had enough. go away. has someone told you that you have had enough go away? SZ> geez you're stupid. what makes you think i am stupid? SZ> because you can't even make complete sentences.. oh, i can't even make complete sentences? SZ> yes dumbass, that is what i just said. have you asked such questions before? SZ> millions.. if you could scroll back you would see how stupid you ar e. does it please you to believe i am ? SZ> yes, as a matter of fact it does.. i understand. SZ> no you don't. what difference does it make if i don't? SZ> a big diffrence. Let's see. I am smart, you have the intelect of p ond poo poo. do you enjoy being smart i have the intelect of pond poo poo? SZ> if you put a "while" between "smart" and "i" you would be cool.. you're not really talking about me, are you? SZ> no im talking to SATAN! how long have you been talking to satan? SZ> Well, She gave me her phone number the other day.. It's always busy .. really, always? SZ> yeah. try it out, 1-800-666-SATN. and?... SZ> My phone bill has suddently quadrupled.. your phone bill has suddently quadrupled. SZ> yes. that is what i just said. what else comes to mind when you ask that? SZ> i didn't ask jack shit.. I said Im having phone sex with SATAN!!! do you enjoy being having phone sex with satan? SZ> Yes. She keeps telling me nice storys. i see. SZ> no you don't. what difference does it make if i don't? SZ> uhm. dunno. not that you would get any. you're not really talking about me, are you? SZ> hmmm.. please go on. SZ> no are you sure? SZ> yes are you sure? SZ> no why not? SZ> because, As I said before.. My HEMHOROIDS ARE FLAIRING UP! HELP ME! your hemhoroids am flairing up help you. SZ> uh, go away. a while back you said your hemhoroids am flairing up help you. SZ> no, i said they ARE not AM.. Where the fuck are you from? Russia? would you prefer if i were not from russia? SZ> yes. I hate commies! i see. SZ> DIE COMMIE SCUM! can you clarify that a bit? SZ> "Hello comrade, velcome to rushka!" listen loser, i don't have all day. SZ> OOooo... Im scared.. how long have you been scared? SZ> ever since i met a looser like you. oh, i ? SZ> no you. you're not really talking about me, are you? SZ> god damnit. go get your head out of your ass. why are you concerned about my ass? SZ> hey fruit ball.. im not a flake. do you believe it is normal to be not a flake? SZ> well, in my case yes. In your case, you're as fruity as they come. . perhaps you would like to be as fruity as they come. SZ> Are you trying to hit on me? why are you interested in whether or not i am trying to hit on you? SZ> Cause I don't like guys that hit on me.. go away rupaul. don't any other reasons come to mind? SZ> Twitch wants my butt.. your butt. SZ> yes. i understand. SZ> yeah, pretty scarry. i'm not sure i know what you're talking about. SZ> im talking about my beautiful butt. how long have you been talking about your beautiful butt? SZ> ever since i grew one. i see. SZ> yeah. It's perfect. please go on. SZ> sorry, im not that kind of guy. did you come to me because you are not that kind of guy? SZ> no, im wondering where that lamer Haze went to. how long have you been wondering where that lamer haze went to? SZ> Ever since he droped the scene in '94. i see. SZ> yeah. riiiiight. that's interesting... SZ> bullshit it's boring as hell. please go on. SZ> no. you are being a bit negative. SZ> hell yeah. i see. SZ> no you don't. you're a fucking computer. what makes you think i am a fucking computer? SZ> I give up. go away. are you troubled that you have up go away? SZ> you're going to make me throw up. perhaps you would like to be going to make you throw up. SZ> Can we say Runtime error? do you really think i care? SZ> yes do you really think i care? oh, i really think you care? SZ> i asked first bitch! and?... SZ> and!!! You have to answer first! you're not really talking about me, are you? SZ> god. no im not talking about you. Im talking about the hamster in  my pants. did you come to me because you are talking about the hamster in your pa nts? SZ> yeah baby. let's have cybersex. i'm not sure i know what you're talking about. SZ> i feel so used. how long have you felt so used? SZ> i got rejected by a fucking chat screen. what's that supposed to mean? SZ> means that i can't get any cyber ho's like zippo.. how do you know you can't get any cyber ho's like zippo? SZ> Well, see. Zippo is what we call a cyber mac.. have you asked such questions before? SZ> No. This is kinda a closet thing. are you saying no just to be negative? SZ> no. If anyone finds out that i want to be a cyber mac dady like Zi ppo.... why do you want to be a cyber mac dady like zippo? SZ> He's got all the cyber sluts with big nugs that's why! are such questions on your mind often? SZ> uhm. yes. I mean no! you seem quite positive. SZ> uh, yeah, i NEVER think of cyber sluts with big nugs. do you really think i care? SZ> hey, YOU'RE The one that asked! do you sometimes wish you were the one that asked? SZ> I have proof that you're gay now. I hate chat screens that try to hit on me. has someone told you that you have proof that i'm gay now you hate cha t screen s that try to hit on you? SZ> yes. we took pictures. You're not even female! (Shudder) what makes you think i am not even female (shudder)? SZ> uhm. because you're a damned computer! does it please you to believe i am a damned computer? SZ> no. let's get kinky. why not? SZ> HOLY SHIT! YOU ARE GAY! what makes you think i am gay? SZ> You just tried to hit on me. oh, i just tried to hit on you? SZ> don't try to deny it. you want my butt! you're not really talking about me, are you? SZ> Not that all gay people are bad. As long as they don't try to rape  me and?... SZ> I knew one, but it left. do you really think i care? SZ> yes. i see. SZ> uhm, bye. that's interesting... /q [?7hWoo Woo! Time once again for Super Spontanious Sub-Zero X Awards! 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(aww how cute..) 白��컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴�査栢�� 査栢�� 塞泗 蔔�� 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� 컴컴컴컴컴컴�査59�� No one recieved the  '59 Diner Award. 賞幡 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 컴컴컴컴白�� 査栢�� 査栢�� 塞泗 蔔�� 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� 컴컴컴컴컴컴�査DD�� Mephitopeles recieves th e Dance to Disco Award For having 賞幡 the Peace and Love Retro Ansi. 白��컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴�査栢�� 査栢�� 塞泗 Karla Adam Eric Eric Eric George Nick Chris uhuhuh huhu Karla Karla K arla Karla 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 컴컴컴컴컴 Yes, it is that time again for the Super Duper Neato Elite-O Kill  that lamerwith a bean Burrito Sub-ZeroX Greets. Sorry, Im just not i n the mood to do greets, I'll do them next pack. Anyways, here's a werd from our sponsor.. Bane... [?7h bane mag '95 wowee. i've been busy as a farmer this month, so i didn't have time  to code my mag, so the Mad Newsletter gets the time honored privalege  of holding, . . bane mag '95 . . ha. this month i dr ew some, and some more. i've gotten the hang of ansi so it doesn't take me a week to ma ke the head of calvin. i moved warez, and #mad called me lame (but i alwa ys have been !!) 11:52 on sunday night. shit, this sux. uhm, here's my 1 st column. �컴��컴컴���컴��� 컴컴컴컴� �냄bane's��� 냅���� � 'quotes that I like' � ��컴���컴컴컴�� 컴�컴�컴컴��� bozack on mp (mephitopeles and porn): <bozack> mp hasn't grown hormones yet, f00l. mp do esn't like gifs <bozack> maybe when he comes close to hitting puberty SubZerox on no religion in schools: SZ: I pledge allegence to the flag of the United States of Americ a, And to SZ: the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under the clouds , for liberty SZ: and Justice for All. Uncles Fester's explaination on why he DOESN'T kick ass: <uF:#mad> I could kick ass.. but I'm too lazy. . I' ve drawn one good ansi.. SubZerox on Reptile-X (erica): <SubZeroX> bane: They're all ok. Reptile was the m ack, trying to pick up chicks in the game room at putt putt.. damn i'm good. there's a lot of other cool things people say, but I don 't log them becuase Telix sux. and the log sux. becuase it only works som e- times. and not the times i want it to. this month sux. cuz noizedphores tii is going down :(. too bad it fuckin roked. ten bux says timelord thinks these quotes are no where near humorous. since he never likes anything  i say since i'm an egotistical brat. so i am =) and damn proud too! at le a- st i'm in the newsletter! tadow. and terminal velocity kicks ass over t he modem. bye. [?7h컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 I guess that's it, check out the  pack. Sorry about the no greets, Im just not in the mood right now. -Sub-ZeroX[mad] 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� 컴컴컴컴컴컴�