ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÜßÛßÜßÜ ÜßÛßÜ ÜßÛßÜ Ü ßÛßÜßÜ ÜßÛßÜ ÜßÛßÜ Üß ÛßÜßÜ ÜßÛßÜ ÜßÛßÜ ÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛ Û Û°Û Û  ÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛ Û Û° Û Û ÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛ Û Û°Û Û Û²Û Û Û²Û Û Û±Û Û  Û²Û Û Û²Û Û Û± Û Û Û²Û Û Û²Û Û Û±Û Û ²±²²²±²²² ±²²²±²²²± ²²²±²²²± ²²²±²²²± ²² ±°±±±°±Ü±± °±±±°±±± °±Ü±±°±± ±°±±±°±Ü ±±°±± °Ü°°°Ü°°°Ü °Üß °Ü°°°Ü °°°Ü°Üß °Ü °°°Ü°°°Ü° Üß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄMÄaÄlÄiÄ cÄiÄoÄuÄsÄÄ AÄrÄtÄÄDÄeÄ nÄoÄmÄiÄnÄ aÄtÄiÄoÄnÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Ä Info: MAD was started January 1994. It merged with Mindless in June/July. Mindless died August/September. MAD was reformed with about 80% of it's past members Late January 1995. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄWell, I got bored, so I decided I'd call up ole' Sub-Z eroX and tell him I wante dto put the pack together this month. At least this pack has a bit mor ework than the last pack did. And also,the pack probably would have been out about a week earlier tha n it was  released, but it was delayed due to the fact that nobody  had anything  finished, and it probably would have been worse than last month's if it  were released on time. So we delayed the pack a week, a nd I think we  had a decent turnout. And no, I'm not even a Senior Staff Member, I just decided I felt like  putting  out the Mad pack this month. woowoo! I feel 'leet now.  Now I guess  I'll toss the rest of the newsletter to Sub-ZeroX and see what he's  got to say. Oh yeah, and everybody call equ inOx! 713-721-0914.  -Reptile[MAD] Personal greetz go to: SubZeroX[MAD]:  *bowing to Descent master* Doomsday[MAD]: w3rd t0 y0 b3rd n1gg4. MP[MAD/Haze]: D:\> LordReg[dPs]: Get Lord working. (= DarkVen[MAD]: Beware the clicking pool vac uum. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄSub-ZeroX in the house now. A Totaly Double Fruit Ro ll Up goes out to my crew. .I don't see what the deal is with everyone and people ragg ing and shit  about trivial shit like getting nuked on a board.. Wooptie  doo. Anyways, with that out of the way, you'll probably notice that peop le aren't doing much in MAD, it seems that even MP has  lost interest and dosen't love us anymore. :( This paragraph is dedicated to MP. Whom we hope will get hit i n the head hard by a mustard Whopper(TM) and come to the conclusion that no group i s as rad as MAD. This paragraph is dedicated to G-Man. Whom we hope will drop t hat other art group and join MAD because we gave him a free Blue  Glow-Stick(TM). Anyways, enough of the dedicated paragraphs, if you want a paragraph de dicated to you, please send $50 to my address. Woo WOO! Clap your hands, stomp your feet. MAD is now accepting new applicants! If interested leave E-Mail to Sub-ZeroX on Edge of Infinity, (The Happy B oard..) What's new this month? Well, first of all Doomsday, Dark V engence, and Sabotage stoped by Reptile's house and took a piss in his pool. (Let's hope his dad dosen't find out.) We also learn this month th at Dark Vengence does not know how to swim, someone sh ould have taken a picture so we could have put it in the pack. During that time Your's Truely (Me, DUH), went to Fort Worth and got rained on, and Hailed at. It was fun. Also, It seems that Doomsday a nd Tombston ehave settled their diffrences and are happy friends no w. (awwwwwwww how sweet....) By the way, If you're ever in Fort Worth near Houst on and 4th Street there is a Coffee house called Coffee  Haus, Be sure to get a nice Espresso and pick up a Hershey's Lover's Cheese Cake. And then say to yourself, "Wow, Sub-ZeroX sure does know hi s Cheese." (Cake that is.) Oh, By the way, we love you MP. But we als o hate you it's a love and hate relationship. I just wanted to say that. Hmm m You know what's wierd? (What's weird Reggie?) Weird is whe n you write a newsletter for your own group and you start talking about coffee houses and cheese cake. By the way, if you know of any good ones in Houston, E-Mail me. There is one in Baytown, But It's on Texas Avenue and we would probably get shot at in that part of town . Man, that sure was a long paragraph, so I desided to start a new one. OH! I want to make #MAD the shit it was back when we first  started th egroup. No one hangs out there anymore and IRC has gone do wn the tubes  but Im going to be hanging on IRC around 6:00pm from now o n. I hope that it catches on because I don't like talking to bots like Da rk Vengence. Oh goodie, It's time for Super Unrealistic Kowabunga GREETS! For this month a Super Double Phone Patroll Forest Gump Greet goes to Flashpoi nt and his Super totaly K-Slick RobbleùDos Pack-Man Powepill Brother Twitch. Ever wonder what that handle is suppose to mean? Twitch... hmm.. (/me starts twitching).. Oh well. Something the world will n eve rknow. A Ultra-Combo beat meat greet goes out to Repti le who wrote the  first half of dis gnews letter. Mephitopeles gets  a un-cola red dot backflip forward summersault upside down kick flip jam slam dunk gr eet  for being MP. Doomsday gets a super annoy ing call you on the phone an dbug you about the pack all day greet. And Uncle Feste r gets a greet for being rad. No more greets, go away. If you are reading this newsletter and aren't in MAD and are fi nd it interestin gthen you should truely consider joining MAD, the t otaly Kowabunga rad group in sevenùthirteen. Scene news from the eyes of Sub-ZeroX: For more facts about Aliens and a Free Surprise Write To: SCHWA BOX 6064 RENO NV 89513. (They send neato gear). Herbal Ecstacy: The safe alternative is finaly here: ù a special combination of 8 herbs ù 100% a la natural ù privides ENERGY ù sensual enhancement ù positive mental alertness and an all-over tingly feeling :) For more information or to place orders call (312)409-3503 E-Mail: EXTASIA@AOL.COM Reggie's Grade Point Average is 3.2 (woop) Hemp High Top: 100% Natural Hungarian Hemp Canvas Shoes with rubb er soles, For more info call 1-800-469-4367 Grand thoughs from the Grand PooBah: The art scene is a great thing, everyone showing off their work. But I  think that it's becoming a ritual for people to turn in work just be cause they are in a group and want to have a nice thing to put by th eir sig. There's alot of stuff in the art scene that's pretty coo l, but groups have (it seems) quit evolving and becoming better and i nstead you have groups that for some reason, brainwash themselves int o thinking that running a group is about Spreading to all areas of the world, having as many members and sites as possible, and doing  X pics or whatever per month. For some people that's fun, but not fo r me, I kinda think it's lame. I know what you're saying, "Look at MAD, hardly any turn out for the last 2 months!" No one bugs other  people about doing work. We make the group work instead of just addi ng 2 ansi's to a group of whom the majority of people we don't even  know. So MAD isn't the standard warehouse 100 Members where 20 actua ly do work, it was formed under the thought of a group that wants to  give a fuck, but realy dosen't because it takes to much time. Oh well just wanted to say that. What else can I say, Oh, MTV is lame. Cougar is lame because h e will never see this. Raisnets(tm) only have 2grams of protien. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄDanger, do not read below this line! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄWell, It looks like Im going to be sitting around until mi dnight, Doomsday wants to finish "His best MOD ever." And Being the awesome Li beral group that we are... we'll wait. Besides, we're late enough a lready Oh, well, that's the price you have to pay for perfection as  great as MAD (Har Har). I guess I'll draw something. I mean, Im bored . I wish that Kentucky Fried Chicken delivered, because Im sick of  orderin g pizza. And going to Jack and the Box at this hour is  sure to get me Hamburglared again. *sigh* The question on my mind right now  is Ice Tea or Coffee or Coke, Or Water, Well, definitly not water , water has no taste, unless you live in Baytown. Im going to dance, that will waste some time. Ok, that was pointless. Woo WOO! Guess  what!? (What Damnit?) Hey, don't use harsh language with me bitch! (O k, what is it idiot?) Flashpoint that totaly cool kowabunga flip skip  dip dive vibe person he is just turned in a last minute ansi, and it is totaly neato keen. Anyone want some home made acid? If it ki lls you it's your problem.. Hmm Hmm.. Hmmmmm. yawn, Why are you read ing this ? You have to be board as well to read this shit, go aw ay moron. I thin k that all the people at 104.1 KRBE are lame dumbasses,  that's why I hav e my Radio alarm set to that station because that Rosie  Chance or whatever her name is, and the "Morning Crew" are so fucking an oying that I wake up so sick of my alarm clock that Im too shocked t o fall back asleep, you should try it. Im going to go draw a chicken or something, because Im fucking hungry a nd my fridge is empty. If you send me 50$ I'll send you a post card  with my name and age on it and I'll write you a letter in a forign language . Call Children's International, Sally Struthers is her e to assist you with any donations you have for the starving. Republicans Suc k. Suck Suck Suck, This is an anti-Republican group, If you're a devout Republican then I hope your legs turn to tofu, and you get att acked by several horny gay men. Rush can suck my Democratic Dick to o. I hope Neut Gingrich gets run over by a Dodge Neon carrying se veral NRA supporters and Branch Dividians. Quit calling your Mouse a Mouse and Call it a Rat. Put happy face stickers on your monitor. Play descent. Buy 50 Glow sticks from your local Toyz R' Us, and p ass them  out in school. Line Dance in school. Attack unsuspe cting Teachers with your ninja skills. Man, Damnit I sure with Doomsday woul d hurry up and finish that MOD. Oh well. Cool, I just got the totaly neato Doomsday MOD, and his best ansi ever. . Man.. Im glad that everyone isn't as good at ansi as Doomsday, that type of skill will probably scare away all the lesser artists that are n't use to such great art work. Anyways, Enjoy the pack. See ya. Personal Greets go to: Dark Avemger [Dps ]: Send me your application. Psylark [MAD]: Linux sucks. Bane [MAD]: Where are you!! SAUCE00The All-Awaited MAD Newsletter SubZeroX & Reptile [MAD] 19950510D<P