hen
lazaru
lazarus - the word means risen from the dead
and thats just what we plan to dowith the
ansi scene. hennifer says, cackling like a witch
stuff
recently, it seems like less and less ansis a
re produced, especially in the
larger, more-established groups. every now and then, a grea
t all-ansi group
comes along, but these always seem to die within 2-4 months,
no matter how
popular they are.
well kiddies, this is a shame. and we at lazarus
are going to do something
about it. first off, lazarus is dedicated to
producing both quantity and
quality. qualantity to help us reach this goal
, some things will be done a
bit differently. for example:
a release recognition. a
n artist is not on the lazarus memberli
st
until she releases an ansi in the group. this way we
wont have
lazyass dorks like grind k err..
b ansi only. we will
only accept ansi artists for the time being, but
if members happen to make a rip or ascii once in a whil
e, they are
welcome to release it with lazarus
c stay focused. well
leave vga and music to the other guys. not
because were snobs, because were
focused. like richard simmons
and by keeping our packs small, we pass the savings on
to YOU!!
d logos monthly. yes, we
refuse to release logos every 3 months.
theyll have to be released monthly. sorry r
adman
e high quality. this doesn
t mean well force you to change your ansis but
we will be looking for the highest quality
artists out there..
f releasing on-time. in th
e month of november, most major groups
missed the deadline. and that sucks. thbbbp
t. look for our first
pack bright and early december 1st.
more stu
ff
if you want to suck up to grindie and i, call us
tyrants, we like that.
there may be some wacky wierd file format that lazaru
s uses, but we arent sure
yet, so just wait. goood.
guarant
ee
guaranteed: this group will not die
. as long as i, hennifer, am drawing ansi
i will release my art under the name lazarus.
even if everyone else quits, i
will release solo lazarus packs. i am fe
d up with group-hopping, and im much
too stubborn to submit to anyone elses authority. so.
it wont die. believe
me, my word is my stuff.
joinin
g
to join our big happy family assuming anyone want
s to, just contact one of thetyrants in the fol
lowing ways:
a grind king on irc.
often with some kooky nick like gr1ndk1
ng..
b hennifer on kanuck-accessible 88
8 boards. email me plz.
c hennifer@bbs.multiboard.com.
i have limited access with this address
so if i take awhile answering, plz forgive
me. i also cannot
send/receive files in email.
blagh
thats about it kiddies. look for us december 1st
at your nearest ansi
dealership. big names, big talent, big pants and stu
pid mottos.
- hennifer
note
one 1 grind king was harmed in t
he production of this infofile.
LAZARUS: LIKE WHEN YOU EAT REALLY HOT FOO
D AND YOUR NOSE STARTS RUNNING!