colorTV is a godsend. by catch22
colorTV is a godsend. by catch22
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theres 3 men on an airplane. a canadian, a china-man, and an american. all
three of them are about to eat lunch. the canadian says, if my wife made me
a bacon sandwich again for lunch, im gonna throw myself off of this plane.
unfortunately, she did make him a bacon sandwich again, and he threw himself
off of the plane. the china-man says, if my wife made me noodles for lunch
again, im gonna throw myself off of this plane. low and behold, his wife
made him noodles for lunch again, and he jumped off the plane. the american
says, if my wife made me a hamburger one more time for lunch, im gonna throw
myself off of this plane. and of course, he had a hamburger for lunch once
more, so he threw himself off of the plane. at the funerals, all three wives
stood over the caskets of their husbands. the canadian wife says, he only
killed himself because i made him bacon sandwiches every day! the chinese
wife says, he threw himself over because i made him noodles everyday! and
the american wife says, i donno why my husband killed himself, he made his
own lunch.
that just goes to show how dumb you yanks really are. feel the canuck power!@