phearfull tales by tOrgo
phearfull tales by tOrgo
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Dear cheeze,
BOO! I lost your new tales header.
/ please forgive me
torgo.
pac-man ghost?
aHH yes. it has been busy at the apartment. splatt is eating again, and
tx is starting to slowly crawl out of his hole. Ive gotten caught up in
the wonderful world of midi, and tarot taught us how to haxor pepsi.
But all is not fun and games and oral sex in the apartment. No, for many
dark, disturbing secrets have been uncovered. You see, all of the members have
started researching their geanology. lets take an insiders look at these
horrid facts.
1 - I dont know how to spell genaology.
is it either geanaology, genaology, ganelogy, genology, or the like. i really
dont know, and thats disturbing
2 - Arm donut is related to hollywood hulk hogan.
Arm donut learned this VERY DISTURBING fact when looking at records in the
little known idiot ships. like slave ships, they transported people, but these
people were not to be slaves, but to be town idiots. they are both tied to
William J Hoovigan. He was a idiot in the 18th century. After learning this
arm called up hogan and said we are related. can you confirm this? and hogan
replied nWo for life, bABYE.. disturbing indeed.
3 - Lagos uncle is the creator of the stayfresh seal on pringles cans
Yes, this technological breakthrough can be credited to lagos uncle.
I dont really see this as upsetting, but it disturbed lago, so..
4 - My computer was made in 1947
yes,its true. it has a label that says ENIAC inside .. that must be what
is all in the rest of this building.
5 - maggies greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat
greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandpappy is socrates. there is
no family resemblance.
this is the end, for everyone is probably sitting in ecl saying where the hellis torgo?@!.. he had two weeks to do this, why the hell did he wait so long?
because i can.