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I HEARD THEY SUCK!! PUNK MTX
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woah. thats my best impression of the cover of NOFXs I heard they
SUCK live CD .. from that picture above, you will be able to catch on
to this months theme here at eclipse .. no, its not punk rock, its
all about how much we suck .. g
well, this months info file will, among other things, feature
irc quotes from tons of people around the scene talking about how
much they dont like eclipse .. but FIRST, before we get to that
fun stuff, we are going to tell you some news and information ABOUT
eclipse ..
were STILL keeping up the 2 pak a month schedule, and releasing
on time every month .. i remember back when septic was around, they
were PRAISED for releasing on the 1st every month, so hopefully you
appreciate that we release on time for ya .. lets see, i was gone
for a while last month so i havent been around much lately, and ive
been real out of touch with the scene but oh well ..
eclipse gained THREE new members this month .. one of them was
going to be a part of eclipse ascii before we decided that there
wouldnt be an ascii section except for current members doing it
so we decided to let FURY in for eclipse ansi, hes a very talented
artist and we hope to keep him aboard for a long time .. another
new artist comes to us from cia, a very good toon artist, genocide
kitten .. we look forward to GREAT art from him too! our last
gained artist this month, is none other than ewheat himself,
that crazy guy from apathy, hes going to be dualing with
eclipse and apathy .. hes a funny guy and talented artist
so look forward to art AND literature in the info files from
him .. even tho we are almost done accepting members, although
ewheat and gk didnt contribute ansi-wise this month, they ARE
in the group .. couldnt find em before pak time : if you wanna
join eclipse, just get a hold of me on irc, or on my board or
whatever and show me some of your stuff ..
although there is so much HAPPY news this month, we regret to
say, there IS some sad news. one of my favorite guys and a great
artist is leaving eclipse to head back to his home-land, mighty
mouse decided that he needed to stop dualing and head back to
cia with napalm and all his buddies .. so we wish off yet another
departing eclipse member this month .. *sniff*
check out the ECLIPSE homepage at http://WIZY.UIT.NET/eclipse ..
it contains information about eclipse from 2 months ago and is
so outdated its unbelievable. but its still a neat site. haha..
thanks to red circle for the page of course ..
this month, rai would like to salute his favorite group,
samsara, which has taken on the tradition of making the art scene
fun like we have .. we hope they live for a long time because there
needs to be more groups like them in the scene. anyways.
PLEASE send me hate-mail to CARLSOJE@RIVER.IT.GVSU.EDU .. it would
be greatly appreciated and maybe even published in the eclipse
MAIL bag next month .. thats about it for this months news .. we
wanna get on to the rest of the fun stuff now ..
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first off, on the FUN section of eclipses info file, we have a
diagram here for you to help you figure out eclipse and its meaning,
just check it out real quick so you can see what i mean ..
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KEY: GLOBE the rest of the scene
ECL LOGO eclipse .. duh
wow. its a total eclipse of the scene by eclipse ...
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well, this section is simple, we went on irc as eclSUCKS and
took a poll on how many people thought eclipse sucked, we told them
to give us their feelings, and BOY did they ever .. at the end of the
info file, we will aknowledge eclipses OFFICIAL 1 FAN ..
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eclSUCKS I AM TAKING A POLL: WHO HERE THINKS ECLIPSE SUCKS? - MSG ME WITH
YOUR ANSWER@
jae im not playing. ecl REALLY SUCKS
jae REALLY REALLY SUCKS
ewheat eclipse sucks becuz you guys eat a lot of poop!@ get a friggin job,
every one of you, but splatt
S4vgDrgn I AM TAKING A POLL: WHO HERE GIVES A SHIT??
S4vgDrgn MSG ME WITH YOUR ANSWER
ewheat yeah and yknow what? you guys suck, becuz i bet
your stomaches are almost gone from all that coke and tacos... so you rely on
semen/sperm to patch up the holes in yer stomachs... yeah thats why you
suck.
ewheat oh yeah and also, yknow why you guys suck? its
the fact that every single of you looks exactly alike except for the hair and
sunglasses/whatever. that only proves, breeding can be accomplished thru
sucking penises. I dont know the scifentic sp theory but I assume becuz of
the holes in your stomaches, the sperm goes right thru the holes and into yer
egg and stuff.
ewheat also, i noticed int he eclipse video game... you
guys dont have a mouse by yer computer... so, where is it? eh? I bet you
guys shoved it up splatts anus then each one of you had a mouse-bobbing
contest.
quisling uh... get a life..
wired eclSUCKS. who really gives a damn.
wired eclSUCKS. i think people like you suck
ewheat also, yknow what i noticed about the video game
too... sirdeath cooked those kooky eggs... but tell me, wheres the spatula?
i didnt see a spatula? where is it? mebbie thats why he looked stoned,
gRR gRR, rAI maDE mE sUXOR oN IT tHEN hE sHOVEd iT dOWN muH tHROAT, tHAT gOT
dAMN mULTI-cOLORED hAIRED gUY then yew guys tried to suxor his dick in hope
to gittoring it back, otherwise you couldnt eat those eggs/bacons.
ewheat oh yeah and yew guys like hackers dont yew?
yeah? mess with the best, die like the rest you guys should make a
eclipse motto called suck with the best, splooge like the rest
Anarchy- I have no idea what eclipse is so shut up or Im going to
ban you
*** You have been kicked off channel ice by Anarchy- Anarchy-
ewheat yknow why you guys suck, becuz you guys like...
laugh at jokes like WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET THE
ECLIPSE PACK
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ewheat also, yknow why you guys suck? You guys drink a
lotta coke, yeah, coca-cola... mebbie its bec0z you guys d0nt like cindy
crawf0rd and y0u guys f1nd those coca-cola polar bears sexy.
ewheat also, yknow why you guys suck? i n0ticed yall
are s0 g0t damned skinny and stuff... tellor bold to quit sucking so got damn
hard, yer supposed to quit when soemone splooges.
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
Mry0y0 ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
MMouse it sucks cause rai is in it.. hes the biggest
dork.
*** You have been kicked off channel ice by Anarchy- Anarchy-
wired Eclipse sucks more then getting a blowjob from Cindy Crawford !
Swabby Eclipse is a bunch of blood sucking human cow
pissing lamers who cant draw a straight line..
ewheatSUX eclipse sucks becuz they made a b0ffle... they
said ewheat sucks monkey balls... SHEA!@ HE SUCKS ELEPHANT BALLS, GET IT
RIGHT, YOU pOOPY HEADS!@
*** Mode change +b *!*edcircle@*.dialip.mich.net on channel iCE by
jae
*** raiECL has been kicked off channel ice by jae shut up, eclipse sucks
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well, although EVERY participant in our poll gave us such interesting
comments, we can only choose ONE as our 1 fan, and our 1 FAN AWARD goes
to none other than ices spectacular artist and ECLIPSE LOVER, JAE!!@@
lets talk to him about that ..
raiECL so HOW does it FEEL to be
selected as the 1 FAN OF ECLIPSE!!?
jae i feel like shit..
raiECL AWESOME MAN!! THANKS A LOT
for being ECLIPSES 1 FAN!!
jae yah.
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well, thats about it for this months info file .. be SURE to say hi
to jae and say THANK YOU for supporting ECLIPSE THROUGH IT ALL!!!@ a
special award goes to ewheat as runner up in our fan contest tho, he made
some worthy efforts .. cya next month!
raiECL
ECLIPSE, SETTING THE
SCENE ON FIRE