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Khyron of ACiD list! read Left to
right - b0 y4h mega-w00p -
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- cucumbers stay hard for a week
- a cucumber wont tell you
size doesnt count
- cucumbers
dont get too ex cite
d - - cucu
mbers easy to pick up
- you can fondle cuc
umb ers in
thesupermarket -
with a cucumber you
can get a
single room.. and
you dont have to ch
eck in
as Mrs. Cucumber
cucumbers dontca
r
e
if your a virgin -
cucumbers arent
into meaningful
conversations
Cucumbers c
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handle rejec
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io
n
Cucumbers wont mind
hiding in
t
h
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your momc
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home - c
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cumbers w
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a hic
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mb
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ont
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to 10 - a cucu
mber wont l
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ucumber - the
y dont care h
ow much you ma
ke - Cucumbers a
rent into whips, chains
and blunt instruments
Cucumbers dont mind wearing a co
ndom - its easy to break up
with a vegetable - you always know w
here your cucumber has been - cu
cumbers dont have any wierd stds
If your c
ucumber goes limp yo
u can go to the store and buy an
other one - cucumbers dont min
d what you smell like - w00p
the average
cucumber is at
least seven inches long !!
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nd now, THE BALLAD
OF ESKIMO NEL in part
Gat
her round, all yo
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r my sto
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old and
his balls
grow cold..And th
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of his prick tu
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it bends in t
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two.. So pull up ac
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rink, And a tale t
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yo
u i will tell..
About Dead-Eye Dic
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Mexican Pete
And a harlot name
d
Eskimo Nell...
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Mexic
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Go forth in search
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Pete,Are sore,
depress
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Its alwa
ys a cunt that
bears th
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