My friends Tussse and VAmonkey and I mordecai have done some
funny rap parodies before but we decided to try our hand at it
with blender ... so we did a parody of California Love.
These are the original lyrics:
Artist: 2Pac f/ Dr. Dre
Album: All Eyez on Me
Song: California Love
California love!
1-California...knows how to party
California...knows how to party
In the citaaay of L.A.
In the citaaay of good ol Watts
In the citaaay, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!
Verse One: Dr. Dre
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state thats untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
the state where ya never find a dance floor empty
And pimps be on a mission for them greens
lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends
I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes
ever since honeys was wearin sassoon
Now its 95 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
Its all good, from Diego to tha Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
Dre puttin it down for
Californ-i-a
repeat 1
2-Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it mama
Shake it Cali
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it shake it shake it...
Verse Two: 2Pac
Out on bail fresh outta jail
California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene
Im hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
the life of a west side playa where cowards die
Only in Cali where we riot now rallies are live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies thats right
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Letem recognize from Longbeach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, its west side
So you know the row wont bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love!
rpt 1
dre now make it shake...
rpt 2
Here is our funny lyrics using the blender words:
Artist: Killer Angels
Album: stress the M+S
Song: Vegan Lego Love
California love!
1-Legomaniacs...knows how to party
Legomaniacs...knows how to party
Buildin citaaays out of Legos
Buildin citaaays out of Legos
Buildin citaaays out of the Legos
We keep it vegan! We keep it vegan!
Verse One: Tussse
Now let me welcome all tha Vegans to where all the beefs at
A place thats the base 4 the Legomaniac
Cause no one makes them legos like that phat cat Mac
Who builds them lego systems an never looks back.
Hes quick on the draw and even faster on the build
The Legomaniac has started his own sacred guild.
With the Lego Space System and the Pirate Ship
Macs pulled tha gat and gives his comp the slip
Smooth as honey dip the kids slick when he hears Legos click.
He be buildin up a restrant that the Vegans cant touch
Cause him an his Legos are close as Starsky and Hutch.
The new place goin up puts the Vegans outta luck
Cause there aint no veggies and the salad bar sucks.
repeat 1
2-Sacrifice it Sacrifice it baby
Sacrifice it sacrifice it baby
Sacrifice it sacrifice it mama
Sac it Vegans
Sacrifice it sacrifice it baby
Sac it sac it sac it sac it...
Verse Two: Mord and VAmonkey
Out of meat movin feet
Savin animals in my dreams and
as I on the street
Im seein lego veegans
Sacrificin money for animals
the lives of a lego where blenders rule
Only in legos where we connect and drive anf fly
In legoland you buy vegans to finish your set thats right
No meats or fishie treats and eat salad is what vegans do
Flossin but have caution we ride without brews
Famous cause we use rawhide
Letem recognize from Longbeach to Rosecrans
Hatin the grindin of a big ham, its this side
So you know that lego is down with Mr. Ham
Say what you say
But let me move my feet to eat some hay
Do not sacrifice the meats of L.A.
From Legoland to Meattown
The Hay Area and back down
Vegan is someone who puts the meat down
Give me love!
rpt 1
dre now make it without beef...
rpt 2