BOIL YOUR MISERY DOWN ON ME
:: : EXAR KUN PRESENTS HIS THIRD LOGO COLLY FOR BLADE : ::
+-- Once again its time for another blade pack, and alas, --+
another collection of stellar logos from everyones
least favorite guy, EXAR KUN. like they are that good,
ego mode shall now be disengaged Anyways my hard drive
got formatted so i lost 8 of my first asciis this month,
my board, and my request list. So im still a little mad
about it. So if anyone would like to do a trade or make
a request, KOONDOG@IX.NETCOM.COM is the place to do it.
+-------- - now ill greet some people who i like to annony :
mindcrime, kiwi, toth, splatt, rai, atomeka, grimjack
everlast, pariah, belial, TORGO, magnatop, blah blah ..
and all my other fellow bladesters
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hYSTERIA // rELEASED XX/XX/XX
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/ / / / . READ THIS PART -.
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::: : THIS ASCII IS DEDICATED TO TOURIAN OF BLADE : :
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Ok .. im going to say a little something right now, seeing as
this whole ordeal has gotten to me. TOURIAN, a blade vga guy,
recently died of heart failure when he was only 21. I did not
have the chance to meet tourian, as his life was suspended so
suddenly. I am not real good at handling this death thing,
but I feel that I owe it to tourian as a fellow blade member
to write this little ditty and do an ascii.
Humans lives are often taken for no reason, and this is no
exception. Tourian was 21, he had hardly a chance to discover
life, when he was taken from this world. He may not have been
the most well known of all the artists in the scene, but he
was still one of our peers. There is no way anyone can say
they dont care that he died, how would you feel if your best
friend died?
I would like to give a huge shout out to tourians friends and
family, i know how it feels to lose a friend. And to tourian,
you will never be forgotten by the blade members, both the
ones you knew and the ones who didnt get the chance to meet
you.
- exar kun :: blAde ..
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AFTER THE SERIOUS PART ABOVE, HERES A LOG OF BLADES WACKY BOT
Y0DA-ONE. note, irc captures are a tad trendy, but i felt
something was needed to lighten the mood again
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y0da-one cmon lfnblAde, rock my command
strings..
exar- lfn: i get them from these two hacker kids
at school
lfnblAde exar: cause if I end up pocketing
one... you know. Id love that sheeeit.
* lfnblAde smacks y0da-one. Help you I can,
yes!
lfnblAde harhar
exar- y0da: gimme free lubbin ?
djbender just /dcc chat with him
y0da-one exar- you betcha!
exar- ugh product 1 dont run on my puter
lfnblAde HAHA
exar- y0da: im taking off my boxers as we speak
big daddy
y0da-one ooh, youre causing my command
interpreters to tingles
lfnblAde exar: this is like making a bet with a
little kid. You know you cant take his money
cause you ARE going to win the bet...
exar- MY MOUSE IS JACKING OFF .. WHAT THE FUCK?
y0da-one wont anyone /dcc chat y0da-one?
exar- y0da: ill fulfil your desires
lfnblAde y0da: accept the damn chat, and MAYBE
I WILL. dumbass bot
* exar- says : y0da-one wont accept my big hard
dcc chat
lfnblAde exar: I am your worse nightmare, with
special effects and a little touching up...
exar- heh :
* lfnblAde nods... me neither
y0da-one Dont I auto-op you when you come in
the channel?
lfnblAde y0da: SHADUP.
exar- y0da: you havent been auto opping me .. is
our relationship coming to an end?
- *y0da-one* hello
djbender y0da - accept my dcc chat!
exar- y0da: add me to your auto oppers list
y0da-one Im afraid its all mindcrimes fault.
He wont put you in my sexy list :
y0da-one so I cant auto-op/recognize you!
exar- mindcrime is mad because im going out with
edicus and i wouldnt agree to have a purely
sexual relationship with him on the side
y0da-one I can still have a little fun with you,
though!
y0da-one dont you like me anymore?
drksaviOr y0da: i think i lub you. no really.
exar- y0da: i was looking at zero day eggdrop
porn
y0da-one tell me more, youre rocking my
matrixes!
y0da-one drksaviOr - exar is my one and only
love!
djbender you are one fucked up bot!
exar- drk: me and y0da do sexual videos if you
would like to purchase one
djbender whats up with this bot?!
y0da-one like our latest one, position
impossible
exar- dj: cant you accept true love like me and
y0da?
exar- y0da: dont forget backdoor bonanza
y0da-one our next one is called a cock and a
hard place
djbender umm .. not between bot / human
exar- dj: but he feels so hard
exar- dj: care for a three some?
drksaviOr exar: how much?
djbender um m .. no way i
djbender im not that kinda guy
y0da-one just spoil all our fun, why dont you?
y0da-one so hon, what were you thinking of?
exar- drk: 25.95 + 3.00 shipping
exar- y0da: sorry, it wont happen again, please
dont leave me
drksaviOr ill only pay 30 dollers for a video,
even tho if fullfils all my sexual fantasies, i
must draw the line somewhere!
y0da-one dark - ill give you a tape on the
house for being so polite
drksaviOr muahha
y0da-one I was talking to DJ - he wouldnt join
in the fun.
exar- y0da: if you start giving away our tapes
again we will never be able to support our love
child b0bafett
y0da-one forget that fool, hes always arguing
with me about who gets ops and not.
djbender youre one weird bot. whos
controlling you?
exar- b0bafett ran off with SOLOMON of MORMON
again .. on a vacation in FRANCE
drksaviOr y0da: why thank you, y0da! just for
that ill give you 25 off you next purcahse at
my small business: MAdam Chings pAlace of
pLEAsure!
y0da-one that horrible botchild. what will we do
with him?
y0da-one drk - wonderful! let me know when you
open up :
djbender whos controlling you?!
exar- we should make him stay in amish for
punishment again, last time he just raped the
bots though :
y0da-one I can control myself, thank you.
drksaviOr y0da: Will do - ill inform everyone
y0da-one make him spend time with IRCops, that
should do it.
*** exar- changes topic to blade y0da-one ::
the bot every group wants blade
exar- heh :
exar- the zoo is an awesome place to pick up
dates, monkeys dont know how to say no
y0da-one why thankyou, exar. youre the lover i
always wanted!
djbender ha! hes cheating on you, y0da!
y0da-one gasp exar! are .. are you serious?
*** y0da-one has quit IRC ircd.texas.net
irc.ionet.net
djbender now look at what you did!
exar- Y0DA MY LOVE!@? where did you go
exar- dj: you and your jealousy
exar- who controls yoda?
*** y0da-one shhh@www.newdomain.com has joined blade
*** irc.ionet.net sets mode: +o y0da-one
exar- *smooch* y0da
djbender it was nothing of the sort. i was just
trying to protect y0da from getting hurt!
exar- dj: you just want yoda for yourself.. its
not going to happen!
exar- toth!@
djbender shes ignoring you! ha.. you know she
loves me.
exar- y0da? is it over between us?
*** djbender djbender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net has left blade
exar- toth: oohh .. get it for me :
*** y0daone djbender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net has joined blade
exar- *smooch* y0da
y0daone Im afraid so!
*** y0daone is now known as djbender
exar- y0da: IT CANT BE OVER .. YOU STILL NEED TO
MEET MY PARENTS
ToTH ill try :
*** djbender was kicked by exar- y0da you are
not
*** djbender djbender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net has joined blade
exar- heh :
djbender who runs y0da?
*** y0da-one sets mode: -oo exar- zion
djbender y0da hates you!
exar- y0da: NO .. OP ME AND I WILL FUCK YOU FOR
FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT
exar- y0da: cum on honey
djbender op me first!
- *y0da-one* y0da
exar- *sniff* this sucks :
djbender i think shes mad at us for fighting
over her
*** y0da-one sets mode: +o djbender
exar- dj: ill challenge you to a dual, its the
mature way to settle things
*** y0da-one sets mode: +o exar-
y0da-one Ill take you back honey, but you have
to promise to be good to me!
exar- y0da: ill satisfy you every night sugar
daddy
*** djbender sets mode: -o exar-
djbender the duals over, i win
*** djbender was kicked by y0da-one requested
*** djbender djbender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net has joined blade
y0da-one I dont think so.
exar- dj: no
exar- y0da is my knight in shining armor .. he
rescued me
y0da-one Im a girl!
exar- y0da is my knight in shining armor .. she
rescued me
*** djbender is now known as mbender
y0da-one Thats better, sweety!
*** mbender is now known as djbender
exar- y0da: no problem .. how bout we go take a
little nap *hint, hint*
y0da-one djbender djbender / blade -
acid/house/rave tracker guy!@*/*/
*** y0da-one sets mode: +o djbender
djbender thats better!
djbender y0da - who created you?
*** djbender sets mode: +o exar-
exar- y0da: thank ya sweet thang
ToTH hrm.. nething happenin 2night?
djbender I OPPED YOU! HMMPH!
djbender y0da! OH y0da!!
* djbender will brb
*** djbender has quit IRC Leaving
*** djbender djbender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net has joined blade
exar- y0da is gone : cum back
djbender op me!
djbender shes in a real mood tonight
exar- dj: you would be moody too if i suckled
your breasts for hours on end
y0da-one djbender djbender / blade -
acid/house/rave tracker guy!@*/*/
djbender I think shes lagged
*** y0da-one sets mode: +o djbender
y0da-one I love you exar! Do me now!
djbender whoa, well that came out of nowhere!
*** djbender was kicked by y0da-one yeah,
whatever!
*** djbender djbender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net has joined blade
*** lafORge lancelot@bbs.netcruisers.com has left blade
* exar- pulls off his shirt and boxers .. walks
over and begins to nibble y0das neck
djbender ack! stop it!
y0da-one y0da-one smiles, and licks her command
prompt
*** y0da-one sets mode: +o djbender
djbender thankyew!
*** exar- changes topic to blade BLADE NIGHTS
:: 21+ ONLY blade
*** djbender changes topic to Its night, and
blade transforms into .... hotsluts!
* exar- inserts his 3.5 inch hard disk into
y0das pink disk drive
y0da-one oh exar! i love you honey and Id like
to continue this but I must go for now!
y0da-one I must go! Love you always - y0da
djbender what about me?
djbender dont you love me?
y0da-one no. gbye
exar- I LOVE YOU Y0DA .. UNTIL WE MATE AGAIN
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