ascii collection by hard liquor
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blade productions--------------------------+ hlblade
- hard liquors july 97 release !!! -
ereet!greets------------------------------------------------------+ hlblade
/greet sadjester jew monkey the shotgun gods comin ta getcha
/greet qkillah stop reading this and mod the board
/greet loi glub? blub blub
/greet tgo you suck, monkey boy
/greet clorox uhhm wait...
/nogreet clorox
/greet dislogic dont have too many high hopes of the 403e it sucks
/greet ansi you know who you are
ereet!aqusitions--------------------------------------------------+ hlblade
here is the blade nations 403e aqusition list for this month
- 5 telus1 payphone signs
- 1 telus payphone
- 1 mohawk full service gas station : fully equiped with hot
grease monkey chicks and ethanol blended gas mmmmm wheat!
- 1 deaf children at play road sign 2
- the yukon
- the word eh
- natasha henstridge shes 403 bred baby
- 5 ironwood bedposts
- smarties not the blue ones
- the entire chain of the real canadian liqourstores
- back bacon
- marlboro, the canadian ones.
- 1 all purpose cultural catgirl, named nookie nookie.
- yankee stadium
- nfls one extra down
- forrest gumps leg braces
- a van 3
- the schnappster 4
***** appendix *****
1. telus is the phone company of the 403, whose employees do a very shitty jo
2. no actual deaf children were injured as part of aquiring this sign, one
parapeligic senior, tho was hospitalised, then released because he was
faking it.
3. not no ordinary van, this van is made purely of pot. yes, from gasket to
muffler this van is pure ganja, made by a apolstery shop in mexico. aquire
from the cheech and chong garage sale held in bonnie doon, a part of 403e
4. *ping*
ereet!art---------------------------------------------------------+ hlblade
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f a l l e n e m p i r e s --------------------------------------+ hlblade
/ / / // ---,- --lookit tha funky rebel
--/ / boat we smuggle mexicans
/ /--------------- / / into our country to work
/ / as slaves to mod our bbs
./ . ,/,./ and to animate the
/ flintstones.
--------------------------- // toot toot !
beep peeb !
/ the rebelli0n inc. /
t h e r e b e l l i o n ----------------------------------------+ hlblade
**** WARNING!!! WARNING!!! ****
boat should be viewed in 50 line mode
only failure to do so may cause mouth
and tooth damage, as well as many other
nasty side effects. hard liquor takes
no responsibility at loss of vehicle
or posessions please keep vehicle
doors locked and posessions well hidden.
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.
ereet!end -------------------------------------------------------+ hlblade
peace out