--- squeal like a pig!
--cut-------------------------------------------------------------------------this isnt really done, but hey.. i did it in like 10 minutes in my programming
class.. the guy sitting next to him said it looks like his uncle.. the one that
married in the family... oh god.. youve gotta love the south..
jack phlash cia/aspire to lazy to do a real background
the background depics the rolling mountains of tennessee... the mountains
dont actually roll ... most people here are just to drunk to notice...
speaking of which... no matter what anyone tells you, everyone born in tennessee looks like this guy... *put dueling banjos here*