y0lk 96
cOsmic revelations, fever induced flashbacks, and pedOphilia
I decided to conform to y0lk standard t-phile format. No more anarchy and
elite penii shooting jizz at stick men for me. I feel like a sell out. No
wait, I AM a sellout.
yOu are just a lamer
Thats damn right Im a lamer. I invented 0 day lameness.. I release shareware
games, I use TheDraw c Fonts in my ascii, I like punk rock, I like to report
pir8 b04rdZ to the SPA, etc, etc... I could go on and on, but that is even more
boring than the rest of the shit I write.
this is fucking retarded
youve got a good point.
I noticed that fevers are a very cool thing.
I was at work today and it was fun.
Working at a photo lab has its advantages, which should be painfully obvious to
anyone out there. First of all, I get the usual run of pornographic pictures of
chicks doing wierd shit. Normally, were supposed to not print that stuff.
However, I have a cool boss.
You may have heard of him.
Rad Man of ACid Productions c
wOW! o-D4y eLITe!!@ yOU wORK fOR rADmAN!@
Yes, I know, it is extremely cool
RadMan and I have a secret group of elite pedophile traders which we supply with0-day pedoporn from our phOtOlAb. Its called RazOr 1912: pOrn Sextion.
Damn, this is really dumb.
youre damn skippy it is
youre damn skippy? Where the hell did that saying come from?
Im from the midwest...
I see.. Thats ok.. Lots of cool people are from the Midwest... Like..
hmm...
That one dood, with the Lobster Hands... LObster Boy.. Hes from like Ohio
probably. Speaking of Ohio... Wh0dini is from Ohio.
Coincidence? I really doubt it.
get to the hallucination dammit
Sorry.
As the title of this y0lk suggests, this is somewhat about fever induced flash-
backs. In fact this whole thing has been written under the influence of a very
high, very elite, very sexxee, underage and very elite fever. I can feel
the house music bleeding in my head.
bleeding in your head@!@ wTF?
Ive noticed that people whove done a lot of acid in their lives talk like
that a lot... Make weird, irrelevant statements about pointless shit.
Maybe its a computer dork thing.
How many computer people really do acid?
I used to do a lot of acid. I regret it.
But I like to see fish floating in bubbles of neon sadness
SHUT THE FUCK UP!@!!@!@
Oh yeah. Um.. I was driving home from work today, and the road was moving.
This was because of the fever. Maybe it was because, according to Reverend
Bobito Gustavonous of Rome who fortold this in 8023 Bc, today is the first
day of the eLiTE eQUINoX..
It is a time to be merry my brothers.
Bask in your eliteness... for soon it is time between people who like to use
the Web and we h4x0rz to commence. There will be much bloodshed, there will
be much anarchy...
zzz
My inside sources told me that dominos pizza is really own by Intergalactic
Space Mafiosos...
Thats why it sucks so much.
Damn foriegners.
me gusta tener sexo con animales, por me pene es muy levantado
Huh?
I will now teach you modern day ph34x0r1n6@!@3213 31337 5ty13@!
Here is how to phreak... I just got this file yesterday, its only 1 daY!@!@
teach us o modern day mitnick
/ o HoW tO pH34X0r o/ .............
Oo / - dAmn, dIS bY pH34k-4-tH0n ! : r3l3453d: :...//....iS eLit3!......a LEGiON oF lAMERZ t-PHiLE............: o5/23/83 :
h3LL0 mUH f3LL0 pHR4x0RZ.. 3y3 y4M pHR34K-4-tH0n oF LoL.. pH34R uzZ..
aNYW4Y.. tH1S i5 aB0UT tHE k-K00L3ST w4Y t0 pHR34X0R tH3 pH0N3 c0MP4N-3. iT
h45 aLW4YZ w0RKED F0R m3, bU+ eY3 y4M tH3 sH1T...
pHR34X0RiN6 f0R tH3 eL1T3...
1 g0 t0 tH3 m4LL.. tH3 m4LL sUX0RZ.. bUT e3T iZZ nECeSARY f0R tH1S t0 w0RK...
2 g0 t0 a p4YPH0N3.
3 w41T aR0UNd f3R p30PL3 w1TH c4RDZZ.. sM0K3 s0M3 cIGZ.. uS3 tH3 pR0CT0R t35T
s3T t0 wAST3 s0M3 t1M3.
4 wH3N tH3 p3RS0N wIF tH3 c0D3Z c0M35... h1T h1M wIF y3R sK4T3B04Rd.
note: if you do not own a skateboard, then you are not elite,
stop reading
5 t4K3 tH15 p3RS0NZz C4RDz. n0W y0U aR3 31337..
6 c0NGR4TUL4TI0NZ@@! y3W jU5T pHR34X0R3D!@ n0T m4N-3 p33PL3 aR3 tH15 31337..
y0U w1LL n0W b3 pH34R3D..
oTH3R s3KR3T w4YZ t0 h4CK tH3 t3LC0!@!!@
1 sT1CK s0M3 dYN0M1T3 iN tH3 c0IN r3TURN...
2 l00K iN tHE c0IN r3TURN f3R f0RG0TT3N qU4RT3RZ...
3 c4LL tH3 0p3R4T0R aND s4Y tH3 f0LL0WIN6:
l1STeD iN oRD3R uV eLIT3N3ZZ
A h3Y b4BY! mUH c0X h4RD.
B iZ yEWR r3FR1G3R4ToR rUNN1N6?
C eY3D l1K3 t0 pL4C3 a cOLL3CT k4LL pL34S3.
what is your name sir?
mIKE oXARD
p3T3R g0ZINYA
hAYWOOD jABLOWME
aNIT4 h4NDJ0B
mIKE hUNT
tH3 eL1T3 a554551N.
pHR34K-4-tH0N b3 c4R3FUl WIf mUH n4M3, tH3Y wILL tR4C3
iT, aND s3ND tH3 fBI@!@! n0 j0KE!!@
tHAT iS ALl EyE hAV3 t0 s4Y f3R tH1S iSSU3.. r3M3MB3R.. oNL3 tH3 tRUL-3 eL173
sH0UlD uS3 tH3S3 tR1Ckz!@
EOF
Hmm.. Thats about it now.. I took two sudafeds about an hour ago, so my
coordination is falling.. cool.. everything is fuzzy..
MORAL: Fev3r k1x0r 0-d4y a55@@@@4
---samurai-notes-----------------------------------------------------------
well, that spinsane guy sure is... ummm...
dewdleboyish.
---index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
84 cultural inclination? m.head
85 australia through the eyes of a spoon spoony
86 the life of a demented sysop spoony
87 little johnny carpenter franman
88 phan male ideal
89 bighurt is back! bighurt
90 the discovery channel sphrog
91 fruitopia caps!@ bighurt
92 the story of carla trip
93 a joltcola y0lk joltcola
94 spinsanes story spinsane
95 fish pillows, mothers, and limericks sphrog
96 cOsmic revelations, fever induced flashbacks, and pedOph... spinsane
TT
--infoez-------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk!@ beware!
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
mindcrime is a crazed oriental looking for revenge.
clarification: mindcrime may actually be a y0lk member. no one knows.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp://ftp.openix.com/ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
OR! *new* alt.zines.y0lk! subscribe today! yes, folks, YOU can READ the
NEWSGROUP alt.zines.y0lk! isnt that special? join y0lknet too. thank phorce.
if you have ANY normal internet provider, you can read alt.zines.y0lk!@
OR OR OR!@ the *official* y0lk html is at http://www.openix.com/phorce/y0lk/
OR! coming soon! micro pirate radio! a y0lk hour-of-fun ON THE AIR!
sorry, available only for those in the northern new jersey area.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
cOsmic revelations, fever induced flashbacks, and pedOphilia
I decided to conform to y0lk standard t-phile format. No more anarchy and
elite penii shooting jizz at stick men for me. I feel like a sell out. No
wait, I AM a sellout.
yOu are just a lamer
Thats damn right Im a lamer. I invented 0 day lameness.. I release shareware
games, I use TheDraw c Fonts in my ascii, I like punk rock, I like to report
pir8 b04rdZ to the SPA, etc, etc... I could go on and on, but that is even more
boring than the rest of the shit I write.
this is fucking retarded
youve got a good point.
I noticed that fevers are a very cool thing.
I was at work today and it was fun.
Working at a photo lab has its advantages, which should be painfully obvious to
anyone out there. First of all, I get the usual run of pornographic pictures of
chicks doing wierd shit. Normally, were supposed to not print that stuff.
However, I have a cool boss.
You may have heard of him.
Rad Man of ACid Productions c
wOW! o-D4y eLITe!!@ yOU wORK fOR rADmAN!@
Yes, I know, it is extremely cool
RadMan and I have a secret group of elite pedophile traders which we supply with0-day pedoporn from our phOtOlAb. Its called RazOr 1912: pOrn Sextion.
Damn, this is really dumb.
youre damn skippy it is
youre damn skippy? Where the hell did that saying come from?
Im from the midwest...
I see.. Thats ok.. Lots of cool people are from the Midwest... Like..
hmm...
That one dood, with the Lobster Hands... LObster Boy.. Hes from like Ohio
probably. Speaking of Ohio... Wh0dini is from Ohio.
Coincidence? I really doubt it.
get to the hallucination dammit
Sorry.
As the title of this y0lk suggests, this is somewhat about fever induced flash-
backs. In fact this whole thing has been written under the influence of a very
high, very elite, very sexxee, underage and very elite fever. I can feel
the house music bleeding in my head.
bleeding in your head@!@ wTF?
Ive noticed that people whove done a lot of acid in their lives talk like
that a lot... Make weird, irrelevant statements about pointless shit.
Maybe its a computer dork thing.
How many computer people really do acid?
I used to do a lot of acid. I regret it.
But I like to see fish floating in bubbles of neon sadness
SHUT THE FUCK UP!@!!@!@
Oh yeah. Um.. I was driving home from work today, and the road was moving.
This was because of the fever. Maybe it was because, according to Reverend
Bobito Gustavonous of Rome who fortold this in 8023 Bc, today is the first
day of the eLiTE eQUINoX..
It is a time to be merry my brothers.
Bask in your eliteness... for soon it is time between people who like to use
the Web and we h4x0rz to commence. There will be much bloodshed, there will
be much anarchy...
zzz
My inside sources told me that dominos pizza is really own by Intergalactic
Space Mafiosos...
Thats why it sucks so much.
Damn foriegners.
me gusta tener sexo con animales, por me pene es muy levantado
Huh?
I will now teach you modern day ph34x0r1n6@!@3213 31337 5ty13@!
Here is how to phreak... I just got this file yesterday, its only 1 daY!@!@
teach us o modern day mitnick
/ o HoW tO pH34X0r o/ .............
Oo / - dAmn, dIS bY pH34k-4-tH0n ! : r3l3453d: :...//....iS eLit3!......a LEGiON oF lAMERZ t-PHiLE............: o5/23/83 :
h3LL0 mUH f3LL0 pHR4x0RZ.. 3y3 y4M pHR34K-4-tH0n oF LoL.. pH34R uzZ..
aNYW4Y.. tH1S i5 aB0UT tHE k-K00L3ST w4Y t0 pHR34X0R tH3 pH0N3 c0MP4N-3. iT
h45 aLW4YZ w0RKED F0R m3, bU+ eY3 y4M tH3 sH1T...
pHR34X0RiN6 f0R tH3 eL1T3...
1 g0 t0 tH3 m4LL.. tH3 m4LL sUX0RZ.. bUT e3T iZZ nECeSARY f0R tH1S t0 w0RK...
2 g0 t0 a p4YPH0N3.
3 w41T aR0UNd f3R p30PL3 w1TH c4RDZZ.. sM0K3 s0M3 cIGZ.. uS3 tH3 pR0CT0R t35T
s3T t0 wAST3 s0M3 t1M3.
4 wH3N tH3 p3RS0N wIF tH3 c0D3Z c0M35... h1T h1M wIF y3R sK4T3B04Rd.
note: if you do not own a skateboard, then you are not elite,
stop reading
5 t4K3 tH15 p3RS0NZz C4RDz. n0W y0U aR3 31337..
6 c0NGR4TUL4TI0NZ@@! y3W jU5T pHR34X0R3D!@ n0T m4N-3 p33PL3 aR3 tH15 31337..
y0U w1LL n0W b3 pH34R3D..
oTH3R s3KR3T w4YZ t0 h4CK tH3 t3LC0!@!!@
1 sT1CK s0M3 dYN0M1T3 iN tH3 c0IN r3TURN...
2 l00K iN tHE c0IN r3TURN f3R f0RG0TT3N qU4RT3RZ...
3 c4LL tH3 0p3R4T0R aND s4Y tH3 f0LL0WIN6:
l1STeD iN oRD3R uV eLIT3N3ZZ
A h3Y b4BY! mUH c0X h4RD.
B iZ yEWR r3FR1G3R4ToR rUNN1N6?
C eY3D l1K3 t0 pL4C3 a cOLL3CT k4LL pL34S3.
what is your name sir?
mIKE oXARD
p3T3R g0ZINYA
hAYWOOD jABLOWME
aNIT4 h4NDJ0B
mIKE hUNT
tH3 eL1T3 a554551N.
pHR34K-4-tH0N b3 c4R3FUl WIf mUH n4M3, tH3Y wILL tR4C3
iT, aND s3ND tH3 fBI@!@! n0 j0KE!!@
tHAT iS ALl EyE hAV3 t0 s4Y f3R tH1S iSSU3.. r3M3MB3R.. oNL3 tH3 tRUL-3 eL173
sH0UlD uS3 tH3S3 tR1Ckz!@
EOF
Hmm.. Thats about it now.. I took two sudafeds about an hour ago, so my
coordination is falling.. cool.. everything is fuzzy..
MORAL: Fev3r k1x0r 0-d4y a55@@@@4
---samurai-notes-----------------------------------------------------------
well, that spinsane guy sure is... ummm...
dewdleboyish.
---index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
84 cultural inclination? m.head
85 australia through the eyes of a spoon spoony
86 the life of a demented sysop spoony
87 little johnny carpenter franman
88 phan male ideal
89 bighurt is back! bighurt
90 the discovery channel sphrog
91 fruitopia caps!@ bighurt
92 the story of carla trip
93 a joltcola y0lk joltcola
94 spinsanes story spinsane
95 fish pillows, mothers, and limericks sphrog
96 cOsmic revelations, fever induced flashbacks, and pedOph... spinsane
TT
--infoez-------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk!@ beware!
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
mindcrime is a crazed oriental looking for revenge.
clarification: mindcrime may actually be a y0lk member. no one knows.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp://ftp.openix.com/ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
OR! *new* alt.zines.y0lk! subscribe today! yes, folks, YOU can READ the
NEWSGROUP alt.zines.y0lk! isnt that special? join y0lknet too. thank phorce.
if you have ANY normal internet provider, you can read alt.zines.y0lk!@
OR OR OR!@ the *official* y0lk html is at http://www.openix.com/phorce/y0lk/
OR! coming soon! micro pirate radio! a y0lk hour-of-fun ON THE AIR!
sorry, available only for those in the northern new jersey area.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
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