a generic y0lk file
by, the g-mack supreme funkmaster of all that is glorious in the information
great cyberspace coaster pan-galactic what the hell ezine subculture
of stupidity. awww yeah. oh. this is mogel.
+--- intro --------------------------------------------------------------+
hi.
+--- that wasnt funny --------------------------------------------------+
i forgot to flush
by - mogel
i forgot to flush.
maybe i will be yelled at by my mom.
maybe i will be yelled at by my sister.
maybe i will be ransacked by a horde of homosexual truck drivers.
damn.
+--- some captures! -----------------------------------------------------+
date: 95-09-04 11:36
to : eerie
from: the nucking futso
subj: Re: alternative
e be unconformist! listen to polka!
and then it goes top40 so people complain about their favorite polka bands
going mainstream... then there will be a polka rebel that puts out an album
called the downward tuba and he dresses in leather.... the favorite song
by the polka heads goes something like i wanna polka like an animal
+--- more captures! -----------------------------------------------------+
from: ronmyers@ix.netcom.com ronald w. myers
newsgroups: alt.christnet, alt.christnet.christianlife, alt.fan.jesus-christ
subject: you are special
date: 14 sep 1995 04:16:02 gmt
organization: netcom
lines: 24
you are special.................
theres no one else quite like you. youre special in his sight.
think not that youre beyond his love. it simply isnt right.
no matter what youve said or done, hes faithful to forgive.
with jesus you can start again, a brand new life to live.
though the world esteems you not, for you god has a plan.
hell turn your circumstance for good, for hes the great i am.
hes at his best when we are weak. his will cant be denied.
hell lift you up despite the world. our god is glorified.
talk with him today, and you will find he understands.
youll find your burdens lighter when your life is in his hands.
trust him and believe he died to free us from our chains.
he forgives us and forgets our past. no trace of sin remains.
- ron myers ronmyers@ix.netcom.com
+--- the real article --------------------------------------------------+
i am black. my soul is dark. i feel pain. i am pain. i hate my
parents. asdmad,sdsasad asd
asdad sdasd s
kjdadRJfj jkl dsdasdsadggmhjjjhjg
tu fjf f n, dxf
qastTgdu jfgj jj mv fhghgh
f
fjqq fsfsfdffsf
HELLO. MY NAME IS WEINER. I AM A RANDOM EZINE GROUPIE THAT BROKE
INTO MOGELS APARTMENT, BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A 60 POUND COPY OF A
UNIX MANUAL. BTW - MOGEL ISNT AS TALL AS YOU WOULD THINK! HE SURE IS
CUTE, THOUGH. IF I WERE GAY, ID BE ALL OVER HIS ASS 24/7. HAHAHA .. YEAH.
ANYHOW, I HAVE SUBDUED TAKEN OVER MOGELS COMPUTER IN AN EFFORT TO
WARN ALL OF THE EZINE POPULATION OUT THERE THAT TROUBLE IS COMING, IN A
BIG WAY!
I WAS SITTING AT MY MOMS COMPUTER I DONT HAVE MY OWN YET. HEY,
IM A LOWLY EZINE GEEK. FUCK YOU. IM WRITING ARTICLES FOR RAD ** SLINKY
SO ILL BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD PRETTY SOON! SO, ANYHOW, I WAS MINDING MY
OWN BUSINESS, IDLING ON ZINES, EATING MY RAMEN SOUP MOGELS FAVORITE FOOD,
BTW! MOGEL! MOGEL! I LOVE HIM! AHH., WHEN A HAD A LETTER APPEAR ON MY
SCREEN FROM SOME FAR AWAY PLACE. IT WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF X-FILES OR
SOMETHING THAT ALL THE GUYS IN THE COMPUTER LAB AT SCHOOL WATCH.
HERE IS WHAT APPEARED ON MY COMPUTER :
hello, weiner. i am peewee. the official mascot of y0lk. only,
creed doesnt know it until NOW.
i am a baby chicken. i almost BECAME a y0lk - now i am speaking
out against humanity. im a chicken ive got angst, asshole!
by the time you read y0lk issue 100, the human race might be dead.
this is a warning. if i were YOU people i would pack my bags find
another planet, cause us chickens are taking over PRONTO - dont think we
wont do it!
this is your final warning. leave planet earth before y0lk 100 is
released, or it will mean certain death.
HOLY COW. I COULDNT BELIEVE THAT! I PEED MYSELF FIVE TIMES SPENT
THE NEXT TWENTY DAYS BEGGING BLACK FRANCIS FOR MOGELS ADDRESS SO I COULD
GET TO HIS PLACE RELAY THIS MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE. THIS LOOKS LIKE
ITLL GO OUT TO Y0LK, SO ID BETTER GET ON ZINES PRETEND TO BE MOGEL SO
THAT CREED WILL RELEASE THIS GET THE WORD OUT. EVERYONE KNOWS CREED NEVER
READS THE SUBMISSIONS ANYHOW, SO IM SAFE!
AS LONG AS IM HERE, GREETS TO CREED PHORCE IDEAL HOOCH BIG
HURT MERCURI HANDLE TRIP BEDLAM POOTS JUKE LUMPY LUCIFER
MUTTER ESPECIALLY BELIAL! WOOT! YOUR MASTURBATION FILE ROCKED MY ASS!
LITERALLY! I LOVE DTO! WOOT! I FEER! OK, THIS IS WEINER, PEACE OUT.
THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS EVER SEE ME ALIVE!
HOPEFULLY CREED WILL INVESTIGATE THIS HORRIBLE THREAT TO THE
EZINE WORLD.
BYE.
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
TT
--infoez--------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
by, the g-mack supreme funkmaster of all that is glorious in the information
great cyberspace coaster pan-galactic what the hell ezine subculture
of stupidity. awww yeah. oh. this is mogel.
+--- intro --------------------------------------------------------------+
hi.
+--- that wasnt funny --------------------------------------------------+
i forgot to flush
by - mogel
i forgot to flush.
maybe i will be yelled at by my mom.
maybe i will be yelled at by my sister.
maybe i will be ransacked by a horde of homosexual truck drivers.
damn.
+--- some captures! -----------------------------------------------------+
date: 95-09-04 11:36
to : eerie
from: the nucking futso
subj: Re: alternative
e be unconformist! listen to polka!
and then it goes top40 so people complain about their favorite polka bands
going mainstream... then there will be a polka rebel that puts out an album
called the downward tuba and he dresses in leather.... the favorite song
by the polka heads goes something like i wanna polka like an animal
+--- more captures! -----------------------------------------------------+
from: ronmyers@ix.netcom.com ronald w. myers
newsgroups: alt.christnet, alt.christnet.christianlife, alt.fan.jesus-christ
subject: you are special
date: 14 sep 1995 04:16:02 gmt
organization: netcom
lines: 24
you are special.................
theres no one else quite like you. youre special in his sight.
think not that youre beyond his love. it simply isnt right.
no matter what youve said or done, hes faithful to forgive.
with jesus you can start again, a brand new life to live.
though the world esteems you not, for you god has a plan.
hell turn your circumstance for good, for hes the great i am.
hes at his best when we are weak. his will cant be denied.
hell lift you up despite the world. our god is glorified.
talk with him today, and you will find he understands.
youll find your burdens lighter when your life is in his hands.
trust him and believe he died to free us from our chains.
he forgives us and forgets our past. no trace of sin remains.
- ron myers ronmyers@ix.netcom.com
+--- the real article --------------------------------------------------+
i am black. my soul is dark. i feel pain. i am pain. i hate my
parents. asdmad,sdsasad asd
asdad sdasd s
kjdadRJfj jkl dsdasdsadggmhjjjhjg
tu fjf f n, dxf
qastTgdu jfgj jj mv fhghgh
f
fjqq fsfsfdffsf
HELLO. MY NAME IS WEINER. I AM A RANDOM EZINE GROUPIE THAT BROKE
INTO MOGELS APARTMENT, BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A 60 POUND COPY OF A
UNIX MANUAL. BTW - MOGEL ISNT AS TALL AS YOU WOULD THINK! HE SURE IS
CUTE, THOUGH. IF I WERE GAY, ID BE ALL OVER HIS ASS 24/7. HAHAHA .. YEAH.
ANYHOW, I HAVE SUBDUED TAKEN OVER MOGELS COMPUTER IN AN EFFORT TO
WARN ALL OF THE EZINE POPULATION OUT THERE THAT TROUBLE IS COMING, IN A
BIG WAY!
I WAS SITTING AT MY MOMS COMPUTER I DONT HAVE MY OWN YET. HEY,
IM A LOWLY EZINE GEEK. FUCK YOU. IM WRITING ARTICLES FOR RAD ** SLINKY
SO ILL BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD PRETTY SOON! SO, ANYHOW, I WAS MINDING MY
OWN BUSINESS, IDLING ON ZINES, EATING MY RAMEN SOUP MOGELS FAVORITE FOOD,
BTW! MOGEL! MOGEL! I LOVE HIM! AHH., WHEN A HAD A LETTER APPEAR ON MY
SCREEN FROM SOME FAR AWAY PLACE. IT WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF X-FILES OR
SOMETHING THAT ALL THE GUYS IN THE COMPUTER LAB AT SCHOOL WATCH.
HERE IS WHAT APPEARED ON MY COMPUTER :
hello, weiner. i am peewee. the official mascot of y0lk. only,
creed doesnt know it until NOW.
i am a baby chicken. i almost BECAME a y0lk - now i am speaking
out against humanity. im a chicken ive got angst, asshole!
by the time you read y0lk issue 100, the human race might be dead.
this is a warning. if i were YOU people i would pack my bags find
another planet, cause us chickens are taking over PRONTO - dont think we
wont do it!
this is your final warning. leave planet earth before y0lk 100 is
released, or it will mean certain death.
HOLY COW. I COULDNT BELIEVE THAT! I PEED MYSELF FIVE TIMES SPENT
THE NEXT TWENTY DAYS BEGGING BLACK FRANCIS FOR MOGELS ADDRESS SO I COULD
GET TO HIS PLACE RELAY THIS MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE. THIS LOOKS LIKE
ITLL GO OUT TO Y0LK, SO ID BETTER GET ON ZINES PRETEND TO BE MOGEL SO
THAT CREED WILL RELEASE THIS GET THE WORD OUT. EVERYONE KNOWS CREED NEVER
READS THE SUBMISSIONS ANYHOW, SO IM SAFE!
AS LONG AS IM HERE, GREETS TO CREED PHORCE IDEAL HOOCH BIG
HURT MERCURI HANDLE TRIP BEDLAM POOTS JUKE LUMPY LUCIFER
MUTTER ESPECIALLY BELIAL! WOOT! YOUR MASTURBATION FILE ROCKED MY ASS!
LITERALLY! I LOVE DTO! WOOT! I FEER! OK, THIS IS WEINER, PEACE OUT.
THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS EVER SEE ME ALIVE!
HOPEFULLY CREED WILL INVESTIGATE THIS HORRIBLE THREAT TO THE
EZINE WORLD.
BYE.
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
TT
--infoez--------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
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