// the night before 2600 y0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lk
by - dead cheese // y0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lk
twas the night before 2600 when all through the lines
not a d00d was couriering, they were all paying fines.
the modems were disconnected from the puters with care
in fear that demonseed elite soon would be there.
the warez were all given the hidden attribute
in case he checked the subdirectories and not just the root.
and I felt all warm and toasty as I settled into my bed,
but that might have been from the bottles of Red.
when from my computer there came a terrible noise,
i sprang from my bed to check on my toys.
away to my desk I flew like an arrow,
and I saw a sight that chilled to the marrow.
the svga monitor was enveloped in mud
and the ergonomic keyboard was sticky with blood.
when, what to my horrified eyes should appear,
but a big monster truck my heart filled with fear!.
the driver of the beast burned with such horrible heat,
i knew in a moment it was demonseed elite.
faster than my highest baud, towards me he drove.
when I heard his voice, under my bed I dove.
come out, come out, my pathetic warez d00d.
your lame, little body shall be my food.
youve been a waste for years, so youll die tonight.
bow humbly before me, as its useless to fight.
i feared a great torture, since i am so weak,
and came out from my bed and kneeled at his feet.
peering up at my doom, i was filled with much fright.
he was shrouded in darkness and his eyes flared with light.
my mind filled with images of macabre tortures and traumas.
i knew id be punished for my misplacement of commas.
its really not my fault, i was never taught how,
so i put them after every few words in everything i typed .. up til now.
the being towered over me, a grin on his face.
i gasped at the sight and my heart missed its pace.
youve been a pitiful lamer. youll now meet your death.
upon hearing this, i ceased my breath.
my god, i thought. im going to die.
will he boil me in oil and leave me to fry?
will he punch out my eyes and drill through my brain?
or will he spare me and leave my warez in the rain?
oh no, thats too horrible. thats a fate worse than death.
id rather lose my life or my mind to crystal meth.
looking down pon me, the demon spoke to my ears:
i can see your thoughts. i feast on your fears.
ive decided to spare you. ill give you a chance.
your warez shall be destroyed .. along with your pants.
so taking hold of my keyboard, i saw the worst id ever see
as the great demonseed elite typed format c:
and grabbing my trousers off of the chair
he wrapped my disk holder in them and threw both in the air.
powers great and mighty, justice be thy name.
take the warez and these pants and set them aflame.
and then my trembling body did observe
a sight that did shatter my very last nerve.
the disks and the pants were engulfed in fire.
my life, my mind, my only desire
were being destroyed in view of my eyes.
and the last sounds i did hear that night were my whimpers and cries.
i am told by my neighbors that a terrible voice spoke loud with might:
you cant run. you cant ride.
you cant escape. you cant hide.
ill always know whos lame and whos not
who writes t-files and who plays with bots.
you wont see me coming, but ill see your fears.
ill feast of your anger, your hopes, and your tears.
as i bring justice in the night.
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
TT
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hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
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dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
by - dead cheese // y0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lk
twas the night before 2600 when all through the lines
not a d00d was couriering, they were all paying fines.
the modems were disconnected from the puters with care
in fear that demonseed elite soon would be there.
the warez were all given the hidden attribute
in case he checked the subdirectories and not just the root.
and I felt all warm and toasty as I settled into my bed,
but that might have been from the bottles of Red.
when from my computer there came a terrible noise,
i sprang from my bed to check on my toys.
away to my desk I flew like an arrow,
and I saw a sight that chilled to the marrow.
the svga monitor was enveloped in mud
and the ergonomic keyboard was sticky with blood.
when, what to my horrified eyes should appear,
but a big monster truck my heart filled with fear!.
the driver of the beast burned with such horrible heat,
i knew in a moment it was demonseed elite.
faster than my highest baud, towards me he drove.
when I heard his voice, under my bed I dove.
come out, come out, my pathetic warez d00d.
your lame, little body shall be my food.
youve been a waste for years, so youll die tonight.
bow humbly before me, as its useless to fight.
i feared a great torture, since i am so weak,
and came out from my bed and kneeled at his feet.
peering up at my doom, i was filled with much fright.
he was shrouded in darkness and his eyes flared with light.
my mind filled with images of macabre tortures and traumas.
i knew id be punished for my misplacement of commas.
its really not my fault, i was never taught how,
so i put them after every few words in everything i typed .. up til now.
the being towered over me, a grin on his face.
i gasped at the sight and my heart missed its pace.
youve been a pitiful lamer. youll now meet your death.
upon hearing this, i ceased my breath.
my god, i thought. im going to die.
will he boil me in oil and leave me to fry?
will he punch out my eyes and drill through my brain?
or will he spare me and leave my warez in the rain?
oh no, thats too horrible. thats a fate worse than death.
id rather lose my life or my mind to crystal meth.
looking down pon me, the demon spoke to my ears:
i can see your thoughts. i feast on your fears.
ive decided to spare you. ill give you a chance.
your warez shall be destroyed .. along with your pants.
so taking hold of my keyboard, i saw the worst id ever see
as the great demonseed elite typed format c:
and grabbing my trousers off of the chair
he wrapped my disk holder in them and threw both in the air.
powers great and mighty, justice be thy name.
take the warez and these pants and set them aflame.
and then my trembling body did observe
a sight that did shatter my very last nerve.
the disks and the pants were engulfed in fire.
my life, my mind, my only desire
were being destroyed in view of my eyes.
and the last sounds i did hear that night were my whimpers and cries.
i am told by my neighbors that a terrible voice spoke loud with might:
you cant run. you cant ride.
you cant escape. you cant hide.
ill always know whos lame and whos not
who writes t-files and who plays with bots.
you wont see me coming, but ill see your fears.
ill feast of your anger, your hopes, and your tears.
as i bring justice in the night.
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
TT
--infoez--------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
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