Battle of the ants
I was in my backyard setting up the grill, when I realize that ants were
crawling up the legs of the grill and trying to get my burgers. I quickly
grabbed the first thing I saw, some hotdogs. I began smashing the hotdog
everywhere. I nocked over the grill and my lawn caught on fire. I ran
inside and got some water, and started pouring it over the fire.
the fire went out and a little amount of smoke was left behind. my first
battle with the ants left me victorious, but the war was not over. they will
return and I will drop to my knees and beg for theyre forgiveness. the
battle will be long and hard, but I will be the last one alive. I will be
standing, raising my head, laughing at all the ants and theyre limbs caught
in the cracks of my shoe. the screaches as I stomp on them, giving them
no mercy.
I went back into my house and got out some more hotdogs, and hamburgers.
When I got everything cleaned up and ready for another barbeque I headed
outside toward the rusted, burnt up grill. the ants were reforming and
ready to make theyre attack. I keep one eye on the grill, and the other
on the ants. They will not sneak attack me this time, I am ready.
I had another plan for the next battle. I ran inside and got my quaker
instant oatmeal. When I got back they had already begun theyre journey
toward the grill. They were dieing for my burgers but I would not let them
have it. I poured the oatmeal in there path, and when they arrived to it
they began devouring it. After a few minutes of waiting, the oatmeal began
to do its work. It started expanding in theyre stomaches, and left half
of the ants dead. My battle was almost over.
With my second victory I was very much pleased. More and more ants came out
of the ant hill. I couldnt take it anymore. They wouldnt stop. I pulled
out my hersheys chocolate syrup and began pouring it all over the ants, and
the ant hill. I dropped to my knees and began slurping away at the ants.
Minutes ago I was having thoughts about dropping to my knees and begging
for theyre forgivenes, now I am devouring them.
I sat back on my lawn chair and felt very pleased with my actions. I could
now enjoy myself. I sat back and breathed in the fresh air. I felt a slight
pinch in my stomache. More and more pinches followed. I dropped to the
ground and began screaming. I could not take this anymore! I crawled to my
grill and got the lighter fluid, and chugged the whole bottle down. I got
my grill igniter and stuck in down my mouth into my throat and pressed the
igniter button. The ants are dead.
-rage
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title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
TT
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like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
I was in my backyard setting up the grill, when I realize that ants were
crawling up the legs of the grill and trying to get my burgers. I quickly
grabbed the first thing I saw, some hotdogs. I began smashing the hotdog
everywhere. I nocked over the grill and my lawn caught on fire. I ran
inside and got some water, and started pouring it over the fire.
the fire went out and a little amount of smoke was left behind. my first
battle with the ants left me victorious, but the war was not over. they will
return and I will drop to my knees and beg for theyre forgiveness. the
battle will be long and hard, but I will be the last one alive. I will be
standing, raising my head, laughing at all the ants and theyre limbs caught
in the cracks of my shoe. the screaches as I stomp on them, giving them
no mercy.
I went back into my house and got out some more hotdogs, and hamburgers.
When I got everything cleaned up and ready for another barbeque I headed
outside toward the rusted, burnt up grill. the ants were reforming and
ready to make theyre attack. I keep one eye on the grill, and the other
on the ants. They will not sneak attack me this time, I am ready.
I had another plan for the next battle. I ran inside and got my quaker
instant oatmeal. When I got back they had already begun theyre journey
toward the grill. They were dieing for my burgers but I would not let them
have it. I poured the oatmeal in there path, and when they arrived to it
they began devouring it. After a few minutes of waiting, the oatmeal began
to do its work. It started expanding in theyre stomaches, and left half
of the ants dead. My battle was almost over.
With my second victory I was very much pleased. More and more ants came out
of the ant hill. I couldnt take it anymore. They wouldnt stop. I pulled
out my hersheys chocolate syrup and began pouring it all over the ants, and
the ant hill. I dropped to my knees and began slurping away at the ants.
Minutes ago I was having thoughts about dropping to my knees and begging
for theyre forgivenes, now I am devouring them.
I sat back on my lawn chair and felt very pleased with my actions. I could
now enjoy myself. I sat back and breathed in the fresh air. I felt a slight
pinch in my stomache. More and more pinches followed. I dropped to the
ground and began screaming. I could not take this anymore! I crawled to my
grill and got the lighter fluid, and chugged the whole bottle down. I got
my grill igniter and stuck in down my mouth into my throat and pressed the
igniter button. The ants are dead.
-rage
--index---------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
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