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y0lk 65: UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME.
arent you getting tired of this yet?
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hehe... this was my first k-rad lit. i still think its pretty funny.
Blood is dripping from my teeth,
Sweat drips off my brow
I just went to the slaughterhouse
And ripped apart a cow
I know that most you people use
A chainsaw or a gun
But what my problem is with that
Its Just not any fun!
First I like to mangle it
Then I like to maim
Then I shatter all its bones
And make the moo-cow lame
I take the scissors from my bag
And then the cow doth shudder
For what I am about to do
Is rip apart his udder!
By now, I hope, the cow is dead
My victory so sweet
But what I need at that point
Is a quarter pound of meat!
I do not use a knife or fork,
I just begin to chew
I do think that this gentle beast
Has mooed its final moo...
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uhm, i dunno.
I have been shot
I have been stabbed
Theres no escape
From what ive had
I try to feel
But theres no pain
Wish i could hurt
Am i insane?
These numbing scolds
Of higher ones
These wretched cries
Killed a thousand sons
But all the hurt
Becomes a haze
Over and over
A thousand Days
The wound wont heal
Its much too late
I struggle hard
To dodge my fate
Ive killed myself
But i cant die
And hopes and dreams
Become the lies
I wish you luck
My hopeful friend
You live your joy
As I reach the end.
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uhh, i think this poem has something to do with some hallucinogen. i dont
know. weird.
Hopeless little fuck
Living off of dirt
Buried in this muck
Buried in this hurt
Maybe he is gifted
Maybe he is strong
Maybe this young shit has
Never done us wrong
Maybe he should die
Maybe im a fascist
Living off of lies
Trapped in this elastic
Look at all the bugs
Falling off the ceiling
Maybe im just nuts
Maybe this has meaning
Shoes are filled with blood
Making all my socks red
Maybe slinging mud
Maybe throwing hot lead
Teeth are falling out
Crumbling into paper
Maybe scream or shout
Maybe i should hate her
When i was a dog
I blew up my friends house
Then i was a log
So i killed a field mouse
Maybe im insane
Instead of being crazy
Maybe ill be tame
Then i wont be lazy
All these words may rhyme
But then i would be scary
Maybe shes sublime
Maybe im just hairy
Who the hell am i?
Why do owls hoot?
Why do flowers die?
Whats electric grapefruit?
Stagnent pools of sand
Swirling in my closet
Used to have a hand
Then i think i lost it
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
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