--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk: bedazzled by the eliteness.
--oh my gawd!----------------------------------------------------------------
--its creed!----------------------------------------------------------------
bedazzled by the eliteness... freaked by the familiarity of that cheesy
ascii header. amazed by the return of the great one. ME. ME, ME, ME, ME, ME,
ME, ME, DAMNIT!*@* im so damn eleet. i could kick your ass with both
dicks tied behind my back. i dont even have to slay you. i could just ask
someone, and hed do it. just because im creed, and I AM GOD.
yeah, im back. after weeks of sitting on my ass and goofing on MUDs,
ive decided to maintain my reputation as a good leader and someone who
actually WRITES for his own zine. well, here i am. are you afraid? good.
--you rock!!!----------------------------------------------------------------
yeah, i know. ive said it before, its a chore being me. heh. well,
you wouldnt believe it. this is the second time ive written this issue. and
right now, im really pissed.
what happened? well, just say that toshiba needs to be a bit more
considerate about where they put their power buttons. heh. well, go. lets
rock. on with the issue. va-VOOM!
--go speed racer, go!--------------------------------------------------------
well, i didnt start writing this zine with anything in mind, so i
guess right now ill have to put in a stupid little aNaRKiDDie section.
--ANARCHY!!!-----------------------------------------------------------------
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: i didnt do it.
HOW TO KILL SOMEONE IN THE WILD WITHOUT A GUN:
stuff youll need: nothing! 09/28/95 11:56pm
this is a little technique i learned while i was trying to be some kind
of rugged nature boy dork. i was acting cool, and i was taking my monthly walk
outside, and i was wondering how i could kill someone in a forest like the one
i was in.
heres what you do: lead the victim up to a tree, preferably one with
branches. when your victim isnt looking, break a branch off of a tree, and
beat him to death.
WARNING: this may take a while, and if the branch isnt porportionately
big enough, as compared to the victim, your plan may backfire.
if you are interested in simply shooting a hole in someones head with
a gun, please see previously released issues of y0lk.
--that was so ELiTE!---------------------------------------------------------
yep. well, i still dont know of anything interesting to write about,
so im going to put in a few fake irc quotes.
--cool-----------------------------------------------------------------------
edi damn, y0lk rocks. i thought i had something going for a little while
with jonas, but i guess i dont kick quite as much ass as you, creed.
too bad you can keep up all those wacky titles and ascii and stuff. now
youre an elite demigod and im a zero. i cant even get ops in zines.
mogel wow, creed, you rock. i thought i was pretty cool when i wrote h0e and
dto, but now that i see y0lk, i realize ill never be as cool as you.
i guess ill hang out in zines for a couple more hours.
hooch haha! im bootlegging secret issues of y0lk and selling them to
iranian soldiers for 20 bucks apiece! you are nothing! I OWN y0lk!!!!
*radman* hey, what do you think about starting up a zine section for ACiD?
bEdlAM hey man, i took a shower! wicked!
creed the next person that refers to my mag as yolk is gonna get his flesh
torn off and eaten.
creed dig the zero!
God hey, can you greet me in the next y0lk?
creed uhm, i dunno, man...
God come on... please?
creed sorry, man... i dont do greets.
*** Signoff: creed existence reset by God ***
--those rocked!--------------------------------------------------------------
i know. its weird. god is jealous of me cuz i write an elite zine
and he doesnt. I AM MORE ELITE THAN GOD HIMSELF.
--the end--------------------------------------------------------------------
so long, goodbye, i hope you liked my show. but right now im really
pissed and really tired cuz i had to write the stupid thing twice. but who
cares, i think i did pretty well. the irc quote thing was kinda neat. dig it!
were y0lk! we rool!
--adios----------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk: bedazzled by the eliteness.
--oh my gawd!----------------------------------------------------------------
--its creed!----------------------------------------------------------------
bedazzled by the eliteness... freaked by the familiarity of that cheesy
ascii header. amazed by the return of the great one. ME. ME, ME, ME, ME, ME,
ME, ME, DAMNIT!*@* im so damn eleet. i could kick your ass with both
dicks tied behind my back. i dont even have to slay you. i could just ask
someone, and hed do it. just because im creed, and I AM GOD.
yeah, im back. after weeks of sitting on my ass and goofing on MUDs,
ive decided to maintain my reputation as a good leader and someone who
actually WRITES for his own zine. well, here i am. are you afraid? good.
--you rock!!!----------------------------------------------------------------
yeah, i know. ive said it before, its a chore being me. heh. well,
you wouldnt believe it. this is the second time ive written this issue. and
right now, im really pissed.
what happened? well, just say that toshiba needs to be a bit more
considerate about where they put their power buttons. heh. well, go. lets
rock. on with the issue. va-VOOM!
--go speed racer, go!--------------------------------------------------------
well, i didnt start writing this zine with anything in mind, so i
guess right now ill have to put in a stupid little aNaRKiDDie section.
--ANARCHY!!!-----------------------------------------------------------------
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: i didnt do it.
HOW TO KILL SOMEONE IN THE WILD WITHOUT A GUN:
stuff youll need: nothing! 09/28/95 11:56pm
this is a little technique i learned while i was trying to be some kind
of rugged nature boy dork. i was acting cool, and i was taking my monthly walk
outside, and i was wondering how i could kill someone in a forest like the one
i was in.
heres what you do: lead the victim up to a tree, preferably one with
branches. when your victim isnt looking, break a branch off of a tree, and
beat him to death.
WARNING: this may take a while, and if the branch isnt porportionately
big enough, as compared to the victim, your plan may backfire.
if you are interested in simply shooting a hole in someones head with
a gun, please see previously released issues of y0lk.
--that was so ELiTE!---------------------------------------------------------
yep. well, i still dont know of anything interesting to write about,
so im going to put in a few fake irc quotes.
--cool-----------------------------------------------------------------------
edi damn, y0lk rocks. i thought i had something going for a little while
with jonas, but i guess i dont kick quite as much ass as you, creed.
too bad you can keep up all those wacky titles and ascii and stuff. now
youre an elite demigod and im a zero. i cant even get ops in zines.
mogel wow, creed, you rock. i thought i was pretty cool when i wrote h0e and
dto, but now that i see y0lk, i realize ill never be as cool as you.
i guess ill hang out in zines for a couple more hours.
hooch haha! im bootlegging secret issues of y0lk and selling them to
iranian soldiers for 20 bucks apiece! you are nothing! I OWN y0lk!!!!
*radman* hey, what do you think about starting up a zine section for ACiD?
bEdlAM hey man, i took a shower! wicked!
creed the next person that refers to my mag as yolk is gonna get his flesh
torn off and eaten.
creed dig the zero!
God hey, can you greet me in the next y0lk?
creed uhm, i dunno, man...
God come on... please?
creed sorry, man... i dont do greets.
*** Signoff: creed existence reset by God ***
--those rocked!--------------------------------------------------------------
i know. its weird. god is jealous of me cuz i write an elite zine
and he doesnt. I AM MORE ELITE THAN GOD HIMSELF.
--the end--------------------------------------------------------------------
so long, goodbye, i hope you liked my show. but right now im really
pissed and really tired cuz i had to write the stupid thing twice. but who
cares, i think i did pretty well. the irc quote thing was kinda neat. dig it!
were y0lk! we rool!
--adios----------------------------------------------------------------------
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