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C o N F i N e M e N T - 604's Lamest Text E-Zine.
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This is Number 8! How can something so shitty go so far?
Hey Friday The 13th did.

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Before we continue, greets go out to Nuiwanda. Who has recently
moved out of Deep Cove to North Burnaby.
HA HAH HHA HAH HAH HAH HAHA HAH HAHAH HAH

Ok d00dz time to play Deep Cove's favourite game show,
WHATS NUIWANDA DOING IN NORTH BURNABY RIGHT NOW!?

A.) Laughing at the North Burnaby yearbook.
    (and/or Alpha yearbook.)
B.) Hanging out with the Chinese homeboys.
C.) Beating on the Chinese homeboys.
D.) Plotting to overthrow BcTel & associated lackies.
E.) Plotting to overthrow the entire world.
F.) Smoking a burrito-sized d00b.
G.) Strangling a dwarf named Hype.
H.) All of the above.
I.) None of the above.
J.) Some of the above.

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RAG E-Zine. NOT MORE LOCAL SHIT!?

The other day I was checking out a cool local 'Zine by the name of RAG.
A local group based here in 604. Anyway I was browsing through the shit
when I thought to myself, hey this is a pretty cool 'Zine, and it is.
To date, I believe they have released 3 issues, and if my memory is
correct, it's headed by none other then Jesus Bonehead. (The guy with the
cool purple mowhawk) Anyway, if you like reading this trash, then read
their trash, it deserves to be read.

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  ## # horeline.  The Place To Be?!
######    Yah yah yah, it's 2:15am, I've just returned from Playland after
  ##   12 hours of riding on their little roller coasters and such, and now
       I wanna puke. Sure it was fun tagging along with my friend and his
girlfriend and HER friend, but all in all I think I would rather be buttfucking
a farm animal over a Nazi-Eskimo-Lesbian-Hooker-Animal-Rights-Activist. Yeaahh!
Anyhow I'm chugging back a Cragmont (welfare check) Cola, and I decide to dial
Shoreline, since it's like the only chat board I'm on. Anyway, once I get into
chat, everyone in there seems to be a 34 year old white divorced male who lives
in an apartment in Kits. Heheheh, funny enough, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM was
talking about how many cool tricks their cats can do. No sorry I'm not going to
continue this, this is too depressing...

MIDGET SHUT UP!

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