your cat is so full of angst it doen't even like catnip and fuzzy string. your dog is so angst filled he eats the postman and his car too. Session Start: Sun Jun 23 03:57:10 1996 *** Now talking in #angst grr grr grr * Timer1 activated * Timer2 activated * Timer3 activated * Timer4 activated * Timer5 activated * Timer1 activated <_8ball> GRRR * Timer2 activated * Timer3 activated * Timer4 activated <_8ball> ANGST * Timer5 activated * All timers halted * Timer1 activated * Timer2 activated * Timer3 activated * Timer4 activated * Timer5 activated * Timer1 activated * Timer2 activated * Timer3 activated <_8ball> angst; nothing personal * Timer4 activated <_8ball> heh * Timer5 activated GRR. GRR. -> -#angst- GRR. GRR!! oh... -> -#angst- GRR. ACTION GRR. YOUR PET FISH HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT IT STAVES ITSELF TO DEATH & PLAYS WITH THE SNAILS!!!!!! ANGST! GRR. GRR. -> -#angst- GRR. GRR!! -> -#angst- GRR. ACTION GRR. GRR. GRR. -> -#angst- GRR. GRR!! -> -#angst- GRR. ACTION GRR. YOUR COMPUTER HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT AUTOGENERATES VIRUSES JUST TO PISS YOU OFF!@ * All timers halted <_8ball> i need to waste three minutes so GRRRRRRRANGSTGRRRR YOUR PET TURTLE IS SO ANGST FILLED IT FLIPS _ITSELF_ ON ITS SIDE JUST SO IT CAN PISS IN YOUR FACE. *** _8ball changes topic to "those damn ukranians & their virii" *** matias (-idem@du45.impsat1.com) has joined #angst *** matias (-idem@du45.impsat1.com) has left #angst <_8ball> matlas; FINE! LEAVE! GRRRR. *** matias (-idem@du45.impsat1.com) has joined #angst *** matias (-idem@du45.impsat1.com) has left #angst <_8ball> AGAIN <_8ball> he's asking for it. <_8ball> i think this mbbs board is going down for the night soon. <_8ball> sigh YOUR ENCYCLOPEDIA IS SO ANGST FILLED IT YELLS AT YOU FOR ANSWERS * Timer1 activated * Timer2 activated * Timer3 activated * Timer4 activated * Timer5 activated * All timers halted * Timer1 activated * Timer2 activated * Timer3 activated * Timer4 activated * Timer5 activated YOUR GRANDMA HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT SHE KEEPS HER DENCHERS OFF JUST TO GIVE YOU A BONER! ANGST! * Timer2 activated *** _8ball (change@wcos.com) has left #angst YOUR BIBLE IS SO ANGST FILLED IT WORSHIPS SATAN * Timer3 activated * Timer4 activated * Timer5 activated grr. grr. -> -#angst- grr. grr!! YOUR PHONE BOOK IS SO ANGST FILLED IT LEFT THE HOUSE are you guys reading this out of a book... YOUR CD PLAYER IS SO ANGSTY IT PLAYS METALLICA EVEN IF THERES BOYZ 2 MEN IN THE \FUCKING PLAYER -> -#angst- grr. ACTION grr. grr. it's good stuff... grr. -> -#angst- grr. grr!! -> -#angst- grr. ACTION grr. grr. grr. -> -#angst- grr. grr!! -> -#angst- grr. YOUR TV IS SO ANGSTY THAT ALL IT PLAYS ALL DAY FOR YOUR FAMILY IS _90210_ ON SLOW MOTION!!! MY KEYBOARD HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT IS TYPING THESE THINGS FOR ME... ACTION grr. motion grr. grr. -> -#angst- grr. grr!! -> -#angst- grr. wait wait...hehe you guys are going too fast... ACTION grr. * All timers halted don't have time to write these down... YOUR TOOTHPASTE IS SO ANGST FILLED, IT PUTS ON BOXING GLOVES AND _KNOCKS TEETH OUT_ YOUR COMPUTERS MOUSE IS SO ANGST FILLED IT BITES YOUR FINGERS OFF AND SPITS THM AT THE MONITOR YOUR MOM IS SO ANGSTY SHE LETS YOU USE IRC ALL NIGHT ONLY IF YOU GO IN LAME CHANNELS & FUCKING TAKE THEM OVER * Timer1 activated * Timer2 activated * Timer3 activated * Timer4 activated * Timer5 activated * Timer6 activated YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT YOU REPLACED THE BILL OF RIGHTS WITH Y0LK #1 angst you have no ANGST you must leave at once or else show us your angst * Timer2 activated * Timer3 activated * Timer4 activated * angst doesn't think you know what angst is... * Timer5 activated * Timer6 activated * Active timers: * Timer1 60s delay grr. * Timer2 60s delay grr. * Timer3 60s delay /notice #angst grr. grr!! * Timer4 60s delay /notice #angst grr. * Timer5 60s delay /msg #angst ACTION grr. * Timer6 60s delay /topic #angst grr grr. YOUR EARS ARE SO ANGST FILLED, THEY APPEND CURSES TO THINGS YOU HEAR grr. -> -#angst- grr. grr!! Oooh, that was a good one, dimes. You're finally getting the hang of it. -> -#angst- grr. * angst agrees YOUR NACHOS HAVE SO MUCH ANGST THAT UH .. THEY'RE NACHOS. FUCK YOU1!! ACTION grr. *** Doh (smpatel@lennon-c30.aa.net) has joined #angst *** Gaurdian changes topic to "grr" grr. YOUR OCAL MCDONALDS HAS SO MUCH NGST IT ONLY SERVES ANGST MEALS grr. -> -#angst- grr. grr!! local -> -#angst- grr. YOUR SALSA HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT MAKES YOUR TONGUE MELT & IT FUCKING HURTS!@ YOUR LUNGS ARE SO FILLED WITH AIR & ANGST THEY WHEN YOU BREATH YOU BREATH "GRR." ACTION grr. *** Gaurdian changes topic to "grr" grr. grr. -> -#angst- grr. grr!! -> -#angst- grr. YOUR SKIN HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT DEVELOPS SCARS RANDOMLY & GETS A TATTOO THAT SAYS "FUCK YOU!!" ANGSt!!!1 ANGST@@$##@$$#$#@$#@ ACTION grr. *** Gaurdian changes topic to "grr" YOUR PENCIL IS SO FILLED WITH ANGST IT SPEWS OUT OURS OF GOTHIC SATANIC CHANTS ON THE WALLS BY ITSELF. grr. grr. YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST SHE DOESNT HAVE A CAR, SHE HAS A FUCKING TANK YOUR EYEBALLS HAVE SO MUCH ANGST ALL YOU SEE IS NAKED FAT WOMEN -> -#angst- grr. grr!! Gaurdian: I'm so full of angst, I'm gonna so your asshole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you... -> -#angst- grr. Now that's angst! Grr! ACTION grr. Gaudian make that sew your asshole shut.. *** Gaurdian changes topic to "grr" grr. grr. hey angst you here? YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST SHE SPENDS MONEY ON ALL YOUR FRIENDS & NOT YOU!!! ANGST!!! *** crank (briang@eagle.ais.net) has joined #angst -> -#angst- grr. grr!! U GUYZ R FUQD *** crank (briang@eagle.ais.net) has left #angst somewhere... YOUR MOUSE PAD HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT IS BUMPY AND DOUBLES AS A MAXI PAD. -> -#angst- grr. remember when you TA-ed BMGT301? ACTION grr. Did you even grade our projects? or just look at the cover and guess? :-) yup... *** Gaurdian changes topic to "grr" grr. grr. take a guess... YOUR COLOR PRINTER HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT PRINTS EVERYTHING IN RED!@ hahahahahahahahahha -> -#angst- grr. grr!! That's was the best class.... yup.... -> -#angst- grr. ACTION grr. whatcha doing up so late? * Added eerie-kun (eerie-kun!*mike@hiway1.exit109.com) to user list Late? It's 2am *** Gaurdian changes topic to "grr" what are you doing up so late-- It's 5am over there.. grr. ah...you're on the west coast.. grr. writing my thesis... YOUR TEACHER HAS SO MUCH ANGST GIVES YOU MORE HOMEWORK & KEEPS YOU AFTER CLASS!!!!!!! ANGST!!!!! Yup... I graduated last month and shipped out.. -> -#angst- grr. grr!! -> -#angst- grr. great! whatcha doing now? ACTION grr. YOUR LINUX BOX AS SO MUCH ANGST IT BOOTS UP WITH A C:\ PROMPT. Software Development *** Gaurdian changes topic to "grr" grr. awesome... YOUR PRINCIPAL HAS SO MUCH ANGST HE GIVES YOU EVEN MORE HOMEWORK WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT THE COURSE IS ABOUT * All timers halted YOUR LINUX BOX HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT BOOTS UP WITH AIX:> you like it? Yeah it's pretty cool-- I'm in Seattle now, it's a really nice city... And the work atmosphere over here is SO lax.. it's really awesome.. oh...where you working... YOUR LINUX BOX HAS SO MUCH ANSGT THAT IT RUNS ON A 300 BOARD CONNECTION. I'm working for Progressive Networks (The people who make RealAudio) yea...know what you mean...I been in boston for the last year... very nice... YOUR IRC SERVER IS SO ANGST FILLED IT ONLY LETS YOU CHANGE YOUR NICK TO "FUCK YOU" ANGST!!! cool.... * Added dimes (dimes!*doomed@omni1.voicenet.com) to user list this is an interesting channel you've got here.. this is the most I have hd on in a long time.. usually I am here alone... YOUR GIRLSFRIENDS TITS ARE SO ANGST FILLED FROM BEING NEGLECTED, _THEY FEEL YOU_ YOUR FTP SERVER HAS SO MUCH ANGST THE ONLY SITE IT LETS YOU GO TO IS THE RUSSIAN COMMUNIST PARTY SITE!@ so what do you do in seattle for fun? to get away from all the angst... Not too much yet, I've only been here for 2 week-- But I've visted some of the clubs down here... We've got a great music scene MINDCRIME HAS SO MUCH ANGST HE FELL ALSEEP BECUASE OUR LEVEL OF ANGST WAS _BORING_ BY HIS STANDARDS. YOUR WEB BROWSER HAS SO MUCH ANGST, IT STICKS TO THE NETSCAPE HOME PAGE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO yeaah...heh! home of nirvana, pearl jam..eh... YOUR PPP CONECTION HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT URINATES. Soundgarden, etc.etc.etc YOUR PENIS HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT IT SAYS "GRR! I AM SMALL! ANGST!" boston is good for the ska music scene... whoa-- dimes is really actually funny :) YOUR DNS HAS SO MUCH ANGST NO MATTER INTERNIC'S INVOLVEMENT, IT STILL RESOLVES AS FUCKYOURDUMBASS.COM now you know why I keep him around... hehe hell hardly anyone ever comes here...I'm not left this guy go... SEATTLE IS SO FULL OF ANGST THAT GRUNGE WAS CREATED THERE. oh wait, bad example. YOUR ATM MACHINE HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT YOU WITHDREW A $100 AND IT ONLY SPIT OUT "DIMES" find a decent plaace to stay in seattle? YOUR ANGST HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT IT SAYS "FUCK YOU! I'VE GOT ANGST!" hehe ANGST HS SO MUCH ANGST, HE NEEDS A FULL DAY TO OP SOMEONE SO HE CAN PROTECT HIMSELF WITH SATANIC RITUAL. * Active timers: * Timer1 1 time(s) 10s delay /msg #zines [eerie-kun:#ANGST]: YOUR ANGST HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT IT SAYS "FUCK YOU! I'VE GOT ANGST!" * Timer2 1 time(s) 10s delay /dec %queue 10 * Timer3 1 time(s) 20s delay /msg #zines [dimes:#ANGST]: ANGST HS SO MUCH ANGST, HE NEEDS A FULL DAY TO OP SOMEONE SO HE CAN PROTECT HIMSELF WITH SATANIC RITUAL. * Timer4 1 time(s) 20s delay /dec %queue 10 agnst: yeah, I'm living just outside of downtown, about 5 mins walk from work.. It's a simple 1bedroom apt, but it works pretty well angst: I've got a decent view from here too (10th floor) I wanted to get a studio apartment...but too expensive... *** joltcola (~tns@alaska.magpage.com) has joined #angst YOUR PHONE HAS SO MUCH ANGST NO MATTER WHAT YOU DIAL YOU GET A TELCO OP. SAYING "FUCK Y0E SHIT NIGGUH!" cool... YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST SHE SPITS AT PEOPLE AFTER DRINKING A FULL BOTTLE OF TABASCO SAUCE!@ I don't like stuido's too much, All you have is one room view's alway a good thing to have... * No active timers *** joltcola (~tns@alaska.magpage.com) has left #angst YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST WHEN YOU YELL FOR BREAKFAST SHE SITS ON YER FACE AND LAYS A DOZEN EGGS. yes, but it's one very very big room... YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT SHE MOVED TO CANADA & WASN'T BORED!!! ANGST!! YOUR SISTE'S VAGINA HAS SO MUCH ANGST, SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED A TRUCKER PULL-IN STOP THEREIN BUILT. YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST WHEN SHE COOKS EGGS SHE KEEPS THE SHELLS & SOMETIMES ADDS BLADES IN THE MIX that's true...but mostly yuppies rent out studio apartment...they eat out most of the time not much need for a kitchen... YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT SHE'S BLUE & SHE SMELLS BAD & SHE SAYS "HEY." & UH .. ANGST@#$&$#&@%@&@&#%#@%&$@ yeah I guess, I kinda like my kitchen though... YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST SHE GIVES A SERIOUS OF DANGEROUS PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES IN FESTIVLY WRAPPED PACKAGES DURING CHRISTMAS. you always find them at harvard square in coffee shops... There aren't too many of them out here... YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST WHEN YOU ASK FOR ASPIRIN SHE GIVES YOU PCP!@ There aren't really an extreme freaks over here-- Just lots of sort of freaks YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST MISTER PERFECT LOOKS FOR LIKE MR. O.J. OR JOHNNY UNABOMBER EVERYDAY they all think that if you eaat granola you can say the world.. yeah... save.. the world YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST SHE EATS WATERMELLONS HOLE AND SHITS THEM IN YOUR MOUTH *** kkrazy (kkrazy@thymaster.interaccess.com) has joined #ANGST YOUR UNIVERSITY HAS SO MUCH ANGST THEY FORCE YOU TO BUT THE ENTIRE SET OF MASTERPEICE THEATRE VIDEOS!!! well I am going to go and work on my thesis some more... nice talking with you though... have fun-- I'm gonna go to sleep in a few mins too glad to see you are doing well... good luck with it... you too YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT DAD AND THE KIDS RUN FOR THE BOMB SHELTER drop me a line if you can... bye... *** angst has quit IRC (Leaving) YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST WHEN SHE DECORATED YOUR ROOM ALL SHE BOUGHT STUFF AT PUNK ROCK GIGS (LIKE POSTERS & STUFF) - ANYWAY SHE WENT TO THOSE SHOWS TO SMASH SOME KIDS, TOO!@ YOUR DAD HAS SO MUCH ANGST HE CUT HIS DICK OFF TO BECOME MOM... ANGST!!! ANGST! ANGST! YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS SO MUCH ANGST SHE PRACTICED KNOT-TIEING ON YOUR PENIS YOUR WEED HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT LIGHTS YOUR ASS UP AND SMOKES YOU! YOUR SHOES HAVE SO MUCH ANGST YOU LOST ONE OF THEM!@!@!@!@ warez da angst? this is exactly what i came for. *** kkrazy has quit IRC (=--> SPAMFx '96 "so 'leet we're a year ahead!" <--=) YOUR WAREZ HAVE SO MUCH ANGST THEY CONTAIN ONLY THE .NFO FILE... YOUR CAR HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT LETS THE GAS SPILL!@ YOUR CABLE TV HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT ONLY GETS THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK YOUR CABLE TV HAS SO MUCH ANGST YOU NEED AN ANTENNA. YOUR ANSI HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT IT WAS RIPPED OFF OF A RADMAN ANSI, EXCEPT IT'S EVEN WORSE!@ * Added Doh (Doh!*smpatel@lennon-c30.aa.net) to user list YOUR SATELITE DISH HAS SO MUCH ANGST ITS A PAPER TOWEL... YOUR PET BIRD HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT FLEW AWAY SAYING "GRR! I'VE GOT ANGST!" ANGST! YOUR VEGATABLES ARE SO ANGST FILLED, FROM A LIFE OF SLAVE DRIVING BY THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT, THEY'VE DECIDE THEY'LL EAT _YOU NOW_ YOUR MOM IS SO FULL OF ANGST SHE FORCES YOU TO DO THE SATTELITE DISH IN THE FUCKING SINK!@ YOUR SHIT IS SO ANGST FILLED, IT ALSO NOW.. . SHITS! YOUR ANSI ARE SO ANGST FILLED IT IS TEXT YOUR PRINTER HAS SO MUCH ANGST IT PRINTS 1 DPI *** Gaurd is on IRC *** dimes is now known as cerkit anyone kept captures of this? I can probably capture my scroll back buffer doh - get all you can!@ we need those babies one min *** cerkit has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) I've got them all since I joined.. Lemme cut out the crap doh - whats the first one you got? doh - save it now!@!@ & send it! MCD's ANGST meals one min

YOUR PET FISH HAS SO MUCH ANGST THAT IT STAVES ITSELF TO DEATH & PLAYS WITH THE SNAILS!!!!!! ANGST! what do you want with it? That's the first one I have. where do you want me to send it? guar - really? send that over! Session Close: Sun Jun 23 04:35:58 1996