27inch.nfo

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block by block nonstop ! __ _ $ p q$$$ pack 008 twentyseven nFO BiTCH August 2004 ! - --------------- - -- - vomiting! +++ **INTERNATIONAL LAW** b_ $$$ ALL of the 27inch packs MUST _ $$$ be released late d = _$ _ b if these rules are not followed p we will be forced to stab you in the - eyeball with a rusty spoon q _ If that is not enough for you we + will then sell your eyeball on the Chinese black market which will then be sold back to Americans who will turn it into dog food which your little neutered dog will eat for dinner and vomit part of it back up while dumping the other half in your backyard Whilst your little offspring plays in the backyard and manages to munch on some of that good old dog poo Then you are forced to clean it up off their clothes and YOU manage to get that shit all over your hands Later on in the night YOU get all freaky with your husband and you put your hand on his cock and you forgot to clean your hands so the next day he has this fungal disease on his penis and now you blame HIM on cheating when it was your shit infested hands that did this to him WOMEN ARE FUCKED THANK YOU but not by avg I guess that gives a new meaning to keeping your eye on something The moral of the story is don t keep it there too long or you ll get an infection _ avg ** BREAKING__ NEWS - imodium and noches join 27inch ** enzo has said this same line in previous pack We are not the backstreet boys but we are back again Another pack new members same eleetness First of all we would like to thank aveBM and grymmjack for guesting with us !!!!! but we cant forget ETO the pablodraw guru with out him my life would be boring with masturbation as main activity WE LOVE YOU CURTIS!! (and your 5yrs old sister 2) You know this pack is obviously delayed and THIS IS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT ok ! Im tired of this Jesus role alright and Im tired of ppl trying to chat with me on irc in spanish ! I dont speak SPANISH goddamnit!! Its portuguese Im not mexican i dont eat burrito and dont sleep with my dog! Ok _ enzOlito Gonzales ivan is a dirty logo procrastinator the first pic i ve ever drawn that i m proud of (after a long break) and he volunteers a font for it well 93 103 hours later after several excuses about how he could not give me the logo because it got caught in his vaginal canal and had to be surgically removed by his mom with a pair of sears craftsman brand pliers and he still hasn t given it to me even if it was in his vagina i still want it for the evolv3 millitant gorilla pic i hope it is a good font after all of this anticipation it better be!@ ) p s avg really doesn t have a vagina and i don t know if his mom would or would not extract anything from it even if he did have one but i am just venting because i m excit to see the logo! i love ivans work he is a very sexy manbeast and i am dying to see the logo he crafts displ ayed on my pic giving it much more worth than it does by itself (even with the help of erics fire bg which owns) so yeah oh also i m not in 27 inch but i have a ansi in this packet so they said i could do something on here so i am and did and that s it see you! - grymm ** TO ANYONE WHO DRIVE THEIR CAR AT 4AM ** Sure it s fun to get bitches drive around town all night long with your little fiat allstar car with your sub woofers pumpin out snoop doggy dogg tunes you constantly press the brakes because you want people to THINK you have hydrolics in your ride and hopefully more bitches will notice you if you wanna be noticed driving at those odd hours of the morning you should just drive around the area doing burn outs and smoking the street up or goto some old womans house and just honk your horn untill the front light goes on BUT ENZO HE DEFIES ALL RULES WHEN IT COMES TO THAT it s 4am his fiat can t do a burn out and his horn doesnt work so he s helpless Instead he uses his creativity to his piece of shit car and decides to aim it straight at the fig tree (he s seen the madonna film clip) and tried to replicate that ONE BROKEN ARM LATER he suceeds! its my first appearance in a 27inch nfo file and i just want to say fuck you in the ass with ivan s cock _ Aesthetic Smith ** Hey Dave! Thats ok man we know you wanna join us Send samples of your artwork to RaDMaN@TheFarts oRg ** bullshit! enzo DOES eat burritos i ve seen him and instead of sleeping with his dog he sleeps with fellow 27inch members i know this firsthand damnit! anyways it s been another 22 months since the last bomb-ass 27 pack and here s another dedicated to the whiney bitches out there who idle on irc daily twiddling their little pecker just awaiting the next release all in all i m just glad i got a chance to come back and find that people were still drawing ANSI WILL NEVER DIYEE! and last but not least the pharcyde is back to fullfill your daily crack addict telnet pharcyde ath cx 27 WHQ as of well a few days ago when it went back up and on that note greets to everyone still bangin out blocks and uhh enzo we still up for that date later D _ Access Denied Once again I have abosolutely nothing interesting at all to say I m a quite boring specimen really However unlike last pack I did manage to draw a few things and I would have drawn even more if it hadn t been for those meddling ascii artists in SARS! j k I lo(ath)ve you guys Oh and watch out for SUKOF it may or may not be coming soon FIN -knocturnal iRC #27inch on Efnet contact spear_27inch@hotmail com BBS WHQ telnet pharcyde ath cx ansi by taintedx roodolph enzo and avg heart B3475