avg 27inch #1 Infofile Love Diary 27 inch and your probaly thinking that we have egos the size of our penis s and thats probably true infact thats DAMN TRUE! I bet right now your wondering why would we call such a group 27 inch and here are our reasons on why we called ourselves this proposterous name 1 enzo has 27 different sex partners not to mention his deadly 27 diseases 2 avg is the only person in this group with a 27 inch penis! (avg did not write this!) i swear 3 it only took 27 seconds for spear to undress have sex have a shower and drive home 4 it took fever 27 times to find the right hole in his inflatable love doll also known as betty 5 The number of pages stuck togethor in Enzo s Kama Sutra book Our memberlist could be easily misunderstood with an U N meeting considering we have members all around the world Usa Australia Brazil Sweden Uganda Poland and Uzbekistan We have a Small lineup of artists (but we make up for it in other ways) but it s a tight group (tighter than your momma s bunghole) Jivanisevic (aka Avg) War refugee from Croatia keeps a secret since he was in Glue and made sexual favors to catch22 He sle eps with a bugs bunny baby doll Juan (aka Enzo) A machine sent from the future to change the life of one unlucky man (spear) 27 stitches later enzo still plays with his bumhole like its a womans clitoris Jamal (aka Fever) Brookylin born and raised this kid thinks he s a G I Joe since he left Twilight to join the National Guard We cant blame him where else would you have sex with the sgt and still be ca- lled an army man However The Creep Fever is the pinnacle of our ANSi group and we can only hope to GOD that we could ever be like him I want to take this moment to thank him thank you - Not edited by fever I promise mother fucker! - fever John (aka Spear) Half human half elf and half sasquatch That s our West Virginia representative which owns the group s mascots two litle cute pit-bulls that you will be able to choose their names (email suges tions to radman@acid org) - winner gets 1yr of free art Johan (aka quasar sven hans volvo) Compulsive meatball eater belong to some forgoten king dynasty from Denmark but found happiness directing swedish pr0n gay movies (If you have a big dick you can also apply thro ugh radman@acid org a photo would be greatly appreciated) Julio (aka smooth) Hawaiin god of surfing and pimping Smoothness is tricky and hosts a weekly party with 100 strippers ( all of em as hot as fever s m0m ) Too bad he can t have sex with em since we were all invited grammatical obsurdities by - avg and enzo 27inch #1 Infofile ANSi Activity To address the status of todays ANSi Scene activity is very low and steadily decreased since the disappearance of Revival Not a very big deal Art scene activity always changes with the seasons and months Generally this activity peaks around May and June and declines slowly into it s trough around December There s nothing we can do about this it happens every year All the same So my point is it s time to get active again with Sense and now 27 we re going to see some nice productivity again So show your passion and get at it again You may not feel very inspired but remember how others inspire you Well you inspire others the same way Every artist counts in this underground world Create and Inspire it s the motto for 2003 Some ideas to stay active in the scene #1 BBS there are plenty of bbs s out there #2 View current and old artpacks that you love(d)! #3 Read or write something you re obviously cool if you re reading this #4 Encourage other ansi artists to create #5 Chat in #ans on EFNET IRC don t just idle #6 DRAW! find some source of inspiration and create some artwork! The most common excuse for not drawing ANSi has ALWAYS been I don t have time We all know that this may shake the current conversation but it simply isn t true When I was working 60 hrs a week going to school and raising a baby boy I still has time to draw and play basketball It s just that you have to love ANSi love it like a baby and hold it in your fucking arms forever!@ We ve seen several comeback groups since 1998 starting with The Legion after Twilight died and ending with the most recent groups ANSI groups come and go like NOTHING and it means nothing but as long as you re alive you ll always b an artist Nothing can take that away from you and you will always have the ability to inspire others with your talents no matter what medium you choose Fortunately for us you ve found the ansi underground - tcf 27inch #1 Infofile Official irc channel #lesbians Email radman@acid org Below added by tcf 11 20 97 4 34am my message to the scene - by maestro 1993 the year my life changed it was a warm summer afternoon i was sitting in my basement playing on the new computer mom and dad brought home i should have been outside taking in the sun with the rest of the teens but i was the new kid in town and didn t have many friends yet a kid i met at the bus stop had told me about bulletin boards and given me a few numbers so i decided to use the afternoon to give them a try and see what they were all about after all it was alot easier to talk to another computer than to talk to another face after spending an hour or two trying to get my comm program working i finally connected to my first bulletin board the first thing to catch my eye was the graphic that slowly displayed on my screen it was crude and kind of ugly but at the same time it had a certain charm to it it was ansi as weeks passed by and i became more familiar with this new realm i became more interested in this simple graphic local artists were showcasing their poorly drawn pictures all over the message boards bbs advertisements were being included in zip archives and online door games were coming to life in 16 colors it was obvious that this artform played a significant role in the bbs world beacause it was everywhere i connected to i had pretty much learned all there was to know about being a bbs user now it was time to move on to something else i wanted to learn more about these images i was seeing all over the place in early 93 i downloaded my first ansi pack not knowing what to expect little did i know that that pack would have such a dramatic impact on my life it was the most amazing thing in the world i was absoloutely astonished by what i saw i couldn t believe the types of things these artists were doing with these odd sized blocks and limited number of colors i downloaded pack after pack taking in as much as i could leaving no file unviewed i decided that night that i was going to be a part of it i was going to draw ansi i ll never forget the excitement do you remember the excitement do you remember seeing your first ansi do you remember downloading your first pack do you remember proudly showing off your first pic where did those days go what s happened to the excitement it s been forgotten what has happened to us we have forgotten what it s like to be artists we have forgotten what it s like to have passion we have forgotten what it s like to push ourselves to be the best we have forgotten what it s like to be astonished ansi is not dead and as long as i m still drawing it will always be alive in my heart because that s where i draw from it s not about bulletin board s it s about art it s about making time to sit down in front of that computer and draw because you want to and because you love to the once great computer underground art scene known to us as the ansi scene has changed because we have changed we re all guilty and instead of wasting time pointing fingures why don t we do something about it do you understand that we have all helped in one way or another to keep this legacy alive that s right a legacy that s what we have created a bunch of people most of us teens from all over the world have united with one common love ansi a silly 16 color graphic that s probably not important to alot of people but it s important to us i don t want to see that legacy die i don t want to see the excitement forgotten it s time for a new era it s time for a change like anything in life the scene is what you make it you can make it great again by bringing back that personal enjoyment you once knew you can bring back that level of excellence that once existed by putting your heart into those blocks and having some pride in the art you release all it takes is a little effort in the ansi scene wanting to be one of the best is what makes it so exciting because that attitude is reflected through the images we all see i wanna be the best! i want to outdo you and i want you to try and outdo me! i want my group to be #1! i want people s jaw s to drop when they take a look at my pack! and i want my jaw to drop when i take a look at yours! i want to see some competition damnit! whether you re in my group your buddies group or your own group you can make a difference it s time to draw it s time to be the best its time to inspire join my legion and help me keep this legacy alive - maestro egod@berkshire net - eof thanks