That s really entertaining Seriously Read it Thats the best conversation i ve ever had on #mimic I ve even edited the colors for better understanding And god knows im a lazy bastard - David The greatest conversation on #mimic Featuring +-- david____ as aeternam +-- robin____ as drshizuma +-- jeff_____ as black jack +-- lame as lame The plot David talked to a girl in his city bus And his dick was out of his pants -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Start of #mimic buffer Fri Jun 09 20 35 14 2000 this town and meeting new people blk_jack Where ya moving out to ) lame Edmonton! blk_jack In latest news lame I ll give you the url for the apartment ) blk_jack DAVID S DICK WAS HANGING OUT OF HIS PANTS blk_jack AND HE DIDN T NOTICE blk_jack UNTIL AFTER HE GOT OFF THE BUS blk_jack CAUSE HE S A DUMBASS lame Heh SO i am hearing blk_jack David how could you NOT notice ! david____ i didnt david____ thats all blk_jack Did you walk all the way to the busstop like that blk_jack What the fuck ! lame hahahah david____ no david____ i crouched when i entered the bus david____ thats prolly when it got off blk_jack I see blk_jack Man blk_jack You know what would ve been perfect If she had grabbed your dick & started licking it blk_jack But she didn t sucka lame haha blk_jack David man blk_jack I didn t know your actual dick was hanging out blk_jack Man blk_jack You dumb dumb ass ) *** blk_jack is now known as jeff____ lame Was it actually hanging out not just visible robin____ huh *** jeff____ is now known as jeff_____ jeff_____ WOO david____ my shirt was in my pants jeff_____ It was visible jeff_____ His dick was HANGING OUT OF HIS PANTS jeff_____ How could this happen ! david____ i told you robin____ david____ i crouched robin____ did this happen david____ and since my fly was unzipped robin____ or is jeff playing games david____ and there s no buttons on my boxers david____ it got off lame http www bestplacetolive com template cfm cid=296 lame check out the cool virtual tour robin____ heh david____ thats prolly why she giggled or whatever robin____ robin____ what the hell david____ robin____ scroll up robin____ i saw jeff saying first robin____ so like david____ my fly was unzipped david____ i entered the bus david____ kinda crouched david____ and my dick got off david____ and i noticed when i got off the bus robin____ is this a joke robin____ hahaha lame did you sit down robin____ dear god lame or just crouch the whole way robin____ and nobody in the bus stared at you robin____ or lauged robin____ laughed jeff_____ Or went david____ i dont remember robin____ jeff_____ Excuse me sir your cock is hanging out of your pants robin____ and you had a conversation with this girl david____ robin____ yeh robin____ while your dick was hanging out david____ i was standing up jeff_____ Hahahah jeff_____ HAHAHAHA lame hahaahahaha robin____ what the fuck david____ she was sitting in front of me robin____ this is the weirdest crap ever jeff_____ How could you not notice david____ and i was standing up in front of her david____ jeff_____ i noticed david____ i told you robin____ hahahaha jeff_____ AFTER robin____ standing infront of her jeff_____ I would ve noticed the second I felt my dick come out of my pants robin____ with your dick out robin____ oh man robin____ david this could be very good for you or very bad robin____ heheh jeff_____ Yea jeff_____ Did she wink jeff_____ and or lick her lips david____ no robin____ oh man lame If your cock was hanging out of your pants HOW CAN YOU NOT FEEL IT jeff_____ lame EXACTLY david____ she had this weird look on her face lame it s mind -boggling robin____ yeh david you are uncircumsized david____ lame i didnt notice david____ stress i guess jeff_____ David probably has a numb dick from jerking off too much robin____ like you are extra-sensitive to the temputures robin____ man lame well at least you didn t get a boner robin____ hahaha robin____ lame maybe he did jeff_____ lame Oh man david____ i didnt jeff_____ That would ve been the worst lame that would have been the best jeff_____ When you were talking to her Daivd robin____ if he didn t notice he had it out he may of not noticed that either jeff_____ Was she looking at your face david____ jeff_____ no david____ i dont really remember though jeff_____ robin____ how could you not notice ! jeff_____ Dude blind people notice that shit robin____ man i would be traumatized jeff_____ Anyone can sense it jeff_____ robin____ Me too david____ i didnt have a boner jeff_____ David s taking it pretty well robin____ yeh david____ jeff_____ i just realized it jeff_____ JUST david____ yeh david____ well jeff_____ AS soon as I got off the bus I would ve been like OH NO MY DICK! robin____ maybe you are mistaken david____ that she saw me david____ when i got off the bus david____ i thought about it david____ got it back in my pants lame AS soon as My dick popped out of my pants I would be like oh no my dick jeff_____ lame me too david____ so yeh david____ i got it back in my pants david____ then like jeff_____ Oh well maybe she didn t notice my dick inches away from her face robin____ how did your dick get out of your pants david____ robin____ my fly was unzipped robin____ yeh david____ and i had to crouch kinda robin____ and jeff_____ and his boxers button is missing david____ when i got in the bus robin____ hahaha david____ and my shirt was in my pants lame man you must have flung that thing david____ flung jeff_____ Yea robin____ david must have a numb dick jeff_____ How violently did you crouch david____ numb jeff_____ Did you like duck & roll or something ! david____ i just crouched man david____ because i kinda missed a stair jeff_____ Hahahah lame did you have a boner at the time david____ lame no lame ) robin____ this is why i wear tight underwear jeff_____ Tight david____ so y know * jeff_____ cringes robin____ heh david____ i got it back on jeff_____ I wear boxers david____ came back home david____ drank a coke can david____ and everything was back on the rack jeff_____ The actual can lame I can t get the image of a french kid falling on to the bus poking his dick out and than talking to a girl lame out of my head david____ not a girl david____ the girl jeff_____ Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the spouse is taking his her jeff_____ sweet jeff_____ time! jeff_____ jeff_____ 1 Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in jeff_____ people s carts when they don t realize it robin____ i am just surprised this girl did not act compleatly horrified jeff_____ Guys it was a THE girl robin____ she must of seen a lot of dick david____ robin____ she sounded weird though lame hahahaha jeff_____ A GIRL IN DAVID S BUS SAW HIS DICK! david____ robin____ shut the fuck up jeff_____ Yea lame david____ maybe its a good thing david____ maybe lame maybe she ll ask to see it again david____ but im thinking about it *** robin____ changes topic to 7 days until pack release #24!! - A GIRL IN DAVID S CITY BUS SAW IS DICK! robin____ heh david____ that was the fail in my plan david____ i didnt think about the jeff_____ Seeing a dick randomly out in the open wasn t a big deal to her apparently robin____ david don t think anymore jeff_____ She must get it a lot lame jeff_____ must be a french thing robin____ thinking at the point will get you in trouble jeff_____ Yea a french thing jeff_____ OR A SLUT THING!! jeff_____ ) david____ that was the fail in my plan david____ i didnt think about the david____ maybe my dick will fall off my boxers jeff_____ Hahah robin____ heheheh david____ so yeh i ll ask her monday jeff_____ Ask her what ! ! david____ if she saw my dick when it was out of my pants robin____ about robin____ no!! jeff_____ Hahahhahaha david____ why not robin____ don t ask her! jeff_____ Don t do that! lame Hahahahahahhahahahahah robin____ act like in never happened! robin____ and if she points it out robin____ say so jeff_____ Hey girl I was wondering uhm did you see my dick out of my pants on the bus the other day robin____ hehehehe jeff_____ Why yes David may I suck it jeff_____ IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN jeff_____ CAUSE IT WON T! robin____ jeff no way man robin____ yeh lame Than she ll just call you City Bus Penis Boy robin____ you can t ask her if she saw! david____ why not robin____ that is the worst thing to do! jeff_____ Yea she s like david____ there s nothing wrong in going jeff_____ David i saw your dick lame WHAT IF SHE DIDNT SEE IT jeff_____ So what baby david____ My dick was out of my pants last thursday Did you notice david____ lame i dont know david____ yeh robin____ david nonono david____ i wont ask her lame than its like uh I was just kidding david____ lame not really jeff_____ 19 25 05 david____ My dick was out of my pants last thursday Did you notice That s the motherfucking mimic #24 file_id diz quote robin____ carry on with just doing the same thing david____ i could go mib style with her david____ with the red flash david____ or whatever jeff_____ Hahah robin____ wait david____ *RED FLASH* jeff_____ Man Quebec is fucked up lame I think you ve flashed her enough robin____ was this the 1st time you talked to her david____ hahaha robin____ or like today david____ ahahahha jeff_____ lame AHHAHahahahahha david____ hahah david____ hahahah lame jeff_____ hahaahaha robin____ david____ hhfkjhfghaaha robin____ not that funny lame heh jeff_____ Yea it was that was great jeff_____ I m lol ing robin____ robin____ ! david____ im rotfling jeff_____ I m roflmao ing david____ so yeh david____ what should i do lame I m masturbating robin____ lame er wait david____ not talk about it jeff_____ david____ Dunno you re fucked now robin____ david wait robin____ let me know something here jeff_____ Wait you have a 9 inch monster frenchman dick right jeff_____ So the fact that she saw it is no big deal right robin____ i heard frenchies have small dicks jeff_____ robin____ yea I d imagine that too jeff_____ All those years of assfucking has genetically altered their penis length to be skinnier robin____ david okay you talked to her like for the first time yesterday robin____ is this when it had happened robin____ or robin____ was it today jeff_____ Yesterday david____ robin____ yesterday jeff_____ HEh david____ when i talked to her robin____ okay jeff_____ The only day he talked to her jeff_____ and it happened robin____ so the first time you talked to her robin____ you had your dick hanging out robin____ heh jeff_____ That s hurtin david____ yeh it wasnt that great of a first impression eh robin____ i dunno lame At least it can t get worse right david____ ( robin____ david i would say ignore it david____ robin____ should i talk to her monday david____ and hope she didnt notice jeff_____ David robin____ go ahead yeh lame david____ she didn t run away crying so obviously she didnt mind too much jeff_____ Call her! robin____ and if she points shit out jeff_____ lame Heh robin____ you better pretend it didn t happen ) robin____ heh jeff_____ girl AHHH!! PENIS! robin____ OR jeff_____ david____ WHERE WHERE david____ should i go david____ it was my tie robin____ if you like this better act like you don t care david____ or my belt robin____ because you already seem to not care much about it david____ robin____ i do care david____ i fucked up my first impression robin____ not as much as the average person david____ how come robin____ you didn t fuck up it is fucked up ) lame haha david____ what tells you im not freaking out here jeff_____ Uhm girl incase you were wondering that wasn t my dick on Thursday it was a fake dick I did it to uh impress you! lame Dirk diggler lame style robin____ dav and you could be wrong robin____ so i wouldn t say anything lame Did you see her today david____ no school lame ah david____ anyway david____ monday i wont put my shirt in my pants david____ and wear two pairs of boxers david____ and zip my fly lame I think just having your pants done up is the main point to work on robin____ maybe get rid of your dick too jeff_____ Yea robin____ to be safe jeff_____ cut it off jeff_____ Just to be safe lame then he would just have a stump hanging out robin____ re-attach it when you really need it jeff_____ hahaha david____ maybe kind missle is like me david____ thats why he did a detachable penis tune robin____ yes david____ so yeh i fucked up eh robin____ no lame nah robin____ not exactly robin____ it is a twist of fate david jeff_____ What do you guys mean no jeff_____ His dick was hanging out jeff_____ That s NEVER happened to me lame jeff_____ maybe if it did you d meet french chicks too jeff_____ Hrm maybe david____ lame lets say you talk to a girl you wanted to talk to for like 4months she s sitting in front of you and your dick is hanging out of your pants david____ what would you do lame how that s a good thing I odn t know david____ hey stop doing those french chicks jokes lame david____ Uh Move lame to edmonton robin____ it s just a twist of fate david robin____ it happened david____ robin____ i dont give a fuck it happened david____ what can i do robin____ you have no controll now ) jeff_____ Oh well David robin____ i think this will take a life of its own jeff_____ You re okay unless she saw your tattoo of the word Robin on the side of your shaft jeff_____ cause if she saw that you re fucked lame david____ just try it again to see what she does robin____ david____ if i end up going out with her when i ll get my pants off she ll prolly say something im experiencing deja vu or whatever robin____ you guys have shit advice david____ yeh david____ robin is the man david____ richard is a faggoth david____ but a faggoth with pants david____ ( robin____ sometimes when you re building up to one point david____ you know how i felt robin____ like unexpected shit can happen david____ i felt like in brad the game robin____ it s like the universe invested in that moment david____ yeh i know lame david____ if she doesn t care it probably shows that she likes you david____ lame she did care david____ she had this weird look on her face robin____ at this point i can not really see you not hearing from her again lame by care I mean get completely grossed out or laugh in your face or run away etc robin____ it could be bad or good robin____ i dunno lame Of all the days jeff_____ I dunno Rob jeff_____ Remember the first time we met robin____ robin____ yeh what about it jeff_____ You were in the chair at the institute jeff_____ Reading jeff_____ Well imagine I was walkiung up to you & I had my dick hanging out of my pants jeff_____ and I never noticed david____ thats what i think too jeff_____ and my dick was just swinging around & I was like Hey Rob what s up! robin____ hurm jeff_____ and then imagine I turned suddenly and my dick smacked you in the eye & you yelled out AHH MY EYE! jeff_____ and I bent down to help you and in the process I thrust my dick into your open mouth jeff_____ and then imagine we had a homoerotic experience robin____ i think i would of had an other mental breakdown david____ so yeh david____ god david____ waiting for the good occasion wasnt good david____ i cant believe my dick was out of my pants lame I don t think anyone can lame I m taking this girl to the movies tomorrow david____ thats cool lame Yea I don t know what she thinks of me though lame I fell with my head in her lap last friday lame Fell asleep that is david____ you know what to do david____ zip your fly lame I don t think I will _ever_ forget to zip my fly after today *** Retrieving #mimic info david____ why ) lame no reason ) david____ op me lame We don t need protection against anything anybody might say! lame op me david____ erm yeh david____ D lame heh *** jeff_____ sets mode +oo david____ lame *** jeff_____ sets mode +v wkz jeff_____ bbiaf jeff_____ Ident with the bots *** david____ changes topic to 7 days until pack release #24!! david____ guys jeff_____ You fags ) david____ it was a joke! david____ she didnt see my dick david____ but this is our secret eh ) lame heh End of #mimic buffer Fri Jun 09 20 35 14 2000