iCE iCE iCE iCE iCE iCE NFO NFO NFO NFO NFO NFO at tt M A R C H 2 0 0 0 1 Taking a solid shot to our thick iCE fortress walls this month temperatures soared in most parts of the states - allowing outsiders to see inside at all of the new art we have in progress Our Canadian fortress was however unscathed as the temperature there is ALWAYS FRICKIN COLD 2 The Knave was nominated this month for best flash interface at the Flash Forward 2000 conference in San Francisco His site was up against a number of other Flash sites from around the world While Knave s site was just edged out in the voting his exposure has garnered him offers to work with Fox Studios among others 3 As times change so does the face of iCE Senior Staff It s a new millennium and we re allowing some of our hardest workers to move from the top ranks of management into the senior citizens home - er the plush all-expense-paid vacation called iCE Alumnus Force Ten is taking a drive into the distance for awhile and Cold and Ugly is working hard on becoming a doctor Just because Syntax Error was able to do it for all those years while HE was in medical school however shouldn t dishearten good ole CnU Afterall we can t all get gay with kids like Snax did This leaves Mass Delusion and Lord Soth to bear all of the love children to populate our little team 4 While we were evaluating our management we asked Microsoft trial Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson to also do a finding of facts regarding iCE members Here is what he determined (while spending just over $44 6 million of taxpayers money) * Syntax Error is very busy * Vesalius has a fecal fetish * Trip forgets things * Darkmage needs his own pair of breasts to be satisfied * Spacedev is good with stocks * Knave is pretty good at Flash * Mass Delusion mollests collies In conclusion we paid through the nose to learn things we already knew Thanks Attorney General we appreciate your work! 5 After nine years of april fools packs and jokes this year we decided to fool you all once more by having our april fools pack in (or NOT in as the case may be) March For those dedicated iCE followers who were met with dysfunction and low blood sugar when realizing there would be no 02 00 (March) iCE Pack - you may now breathe deeply and rejoice as the release of our 03 00 (April) pack also sees the release of our March pack And to know some of you thought we would be like ACiD and miss a pack Shame on you! 6 Until next time we tantalize your tastebuds with candy for the eyes keep it tuned to iCE Radio Ok it s not really radio Yet ) -Mass Let me sell out pleeeeease! Delusion -Lord hey! Yours doesn t look ANYTHING like mine! Soth Mass Delusion Lord Soth