Fuck John Gotti and his mobb we are the infamous Serial Killers Cthulu Ironghost The Green Hornet watOr mist cia rile dark echo sargon aaaaaahhhhh! - That s right I m going to tell you a little story We were all incarcerated - locked away without a key The Joker Lex Luthor Sean Connery and me Tucked away inside the safest place the penal system has the floating island fortress of impressive ALCATRAZ Now tonight like every other night I had a shifty plan - to conquer right the planet - making servants of all man This would not be a problem but my dreams and fancies paled with the grim reality that I was stuck inside a jail! My brainless henchman Pinky was released out on parole - no doubt taking the opportunity to drink a few and smoke a bowl So it was up to me alone to get my freedom and my chance to crush the human race like it was just a hill of ants! In the corner of the chamber where the windows leaked in rain I collected heavy water that spilled out over the drain I kept it in a bucket that I d made of stolen spoons and the water level rose over a span of many moons Now I knew my friend The Joker in the cell right next to me had a very small amount of deuterium-233 (It apparently was smuggled in a package that was fake as the centre of his mother s homemade choco-carrot cake ) If we brought our toys together we could really make a boom and we d crawl to our escape out the hole that was our room We d die of cancer granted given ten or twenty years but the world would be our oyster - and everyone would PHEAR us! (beware!) Tgh - da j0xor So the mouse he said to me So are you pondering Ho ho! I tapped my pale forehead and said to him Let s go! And I laughed my merry laugh and I grinned my trademark grin and I took the water bucket and I dropped my metal in and I tightly shut my eyes and I quickly plugged my ears and then there was a great big flash that followed by our cheers We stumbled slow but urgently out of the mound of rubble that had been our holding place because we d gotten into trouble And we turned around and looked right back in dark before the dawn and saw with great success the entire cell block was gone! There was no one left to be worried or to call the alarm! We could go on our way without causing any (more) harm! Swimming across the bay towards San Francisco s water the situation grew more tense it got a little hotter They d found our ruse - they knew we d fled - the search teams scurried out but we were long long gone - we were splashing right about seven miles out to sea - they would never find us now Then they sent their helecopters out to spot us in the night but we thought that our puny shapes were safely out of sight Unfortunately our great ESCAPE wasn t quite a walk in the park - because of our escaping plan we glowed bright in the dark! They picked us from the water and they sent us back to prison - this time in lead-lined cells to prevent our evil fission I guess we ll have to try again tomorrow night! w I lay before you life and death a blessing and a curse choose life hchoose life so that you may live --- da endx0r ---