20001018.ANS

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(TM) zII zII BUTTRAIDERZ #02 A day with zII october 18 09 55 Something is growing out of my elbow I think it s a hair dryer If this continues I might be able to make a living this way 11 00 I have grown a new organism unknown to man in my navel I feed it hamburgers and strychnine 13 46 On my daily jogging trip I once again got the sensation somebody s watching me There s a horse parked outside my apartment all the time and a man sitting on it with a camera I can t tell who it is he wears dark sunglasses 14 14 My plans to blow up the american embassy once again failed my bicycle ran a flat And I just can t carry the RPG that far 14 56 I m out of strychnine 16 01 Two attractive women asked me what time it was as I was walking to the store today I offered to sever their heads from their bodies instead pulling my broadsword since they wouldnt need time if their heads were severed for some reason they didn t appreciate my offer They were very rude and even sprayed something in my eyes I killed them both 18 51 Killing turned out to be fun! I ve killed six people since I slain the two girls I have my doubts about the last person (a 6-year-old girl) however since the man on the horse saw me and immediately reached for a cellphone He s talking very rapidly I hear sirens approaching 18 57 I don t understand They told me to drop my sword and I said it might get dirty so I didn t wanna drop it And after arguing a little while I walked towards them so I could give them the sword and they shoot me in the face! It really hurt I just had to kill them aswell 22 45 Bedtime I found a comic under my bed I haven t read in a long time Goodnight! Zzzzz Greetings! I represent the dark and evil side of Buttraiderz! Now you might not consider a group with the name Buttraiderz dark or evil but we are! We ve made many ritual sacrifices including (but not limited to) talking to Lord Jazz s mother over the phone (or well standing *really* close to someone who did) and all sorts of ill shit! What our next sacrifice will be is yet unknown But make sure to lock your doors before you go to bed You never know what might happen during the darker hours of the night! As for ANSi we re by far the most active group around And let s face it it s not like we have much competition Thus we declare war on the entire ANSi scene! If all groups combinded release more packs (by packs I mean more than 5 ansis) than us in a month you win! That won t happen but I d sure like to see you try! Oh and by the way cause Sobriquet is so damn good we ve decided to make him the leader! - Somberlain YEAH MAN! this is Zeus 2000 taking you to the next millenium!! (3000 that is ) I just want to state that we totally dominate and all you other guys out there can just takeover our channel and fuck us up the ass and see if we care! and steal our women! and scow is sexy! Rumor has it that jason is going to start drawing ansis he ll be doing a 600 liner for the next pack lOOK OUT! and scow owns my ass! Rumor also has it that all the ansis in the pack are hallucigenic! don t look too long (and we know how hard it is not to) or you might go insane! and scow has huge tits! The last and final rumor is that we re going to merge with a secret group I won t tell you what it s called but there is a guy called RaD_Man involved and scow takes only $5 for a blowjob! we are also available at http www scowwillsuckurdikforphivedollaz org or just supasomfan@usa net