______ _____ _ __________ _( ________ )_ _______ )_ __ __ X (___ (__ _____ __ ____ _ __ mer _ ____ ) _ ____ _ _ _ _ ___ w3 lUV j3w _ ________ ___ __ _ _- _ ) __ __ ___ _____ _ bL4Ck aZz! (_____ ___ oO __ __ _ ___ _____ _____ _ - ++ __ _ r e m r s e _____ hP! t w t h i r t y __( _ _ _ _ _ ____ _ _____ _ _ ____) _ - ---------------(_ __ ____)-- ___ _____ ---- - ---- ---- ^ +aFS-REq! ^ One more time We OWN I own Fuck everyone 1981 X - Thoughts merlin@remorse org - Feelings hiro@remorse org F O R E W A R D --------------- I just read R-TM TXT I m dead Kill me now before I try my next colly I m very excited about Remorse s current lineup I think with the addition of the new members this is the best lineup we ve ever had It also helps that some of our best artists ever who usually don t draw have come up to draw So while #32 rocks #33 is going to be just as good Thanks Remorse Members! - Chef Whodini aka Agent 614 aka Prisoner #103 T H E M E S S A G E -------------------- It s beginning to look a lot like Christmas everywhere I go But that s not THE message THE message can be found in r-tm txt nestled snugly within the vast pillowy cleavage of the porn queen we lovingly call Remorse Nothing I can say about The Message will do it justice so just make sure you check it out for yourselves So what s new since rmrs-31 Well if you look back I made a comment about something coming on April 1 that could be a great April Fool s joke As it turns out I was suprisingly accurate A certain merger was squashed resulting in us getting exactly what we wanted while having to give up nothing in return Ha! We are also doing something new in leadership Starting with (I assume) this pack there will be two administrative teams working on assembling the product every time out It looks to have a lot of potential and I will be intrigued to see what becomes of it Did I tell you to check out r-tm yet Do it anyway In fact go check it now I ll still be here when you get back Done Good Let s continue with the happenings of our wacky family As thoughts turn to spring fever and summer lust we once again find ourselves in a period of membership flux People come and people go but only the ones that join really matter in the grand scheme of things Coming on board this time around are kayozz subsonic sudiphed and kaeslogic Our belated apologies go out to polymorph for omitting him from the last member listing Anyone interested in pictures of the monstrosity I call my left testicle in a pre-operative state should contact me (WindRider) as soon as possible Get your requests in soon because before too long it will just be normal sized Trust me you ll be sorry if you miss out Just something for everyone to consider Get out there enjoy life and never forget that once you re dead and gone few men will give a damn about you or what you ve done All you can hope for is to make a positive impact on the people around you Help out where you can but don t sell your future short This one s for you Krissy We believe in you -WindRider May 1 1999 The Elitist Leadership (sponsored by Gatorade) Necromancer WindRider Cain Pariah Whodini unnamed guy Oppressed Bastards (sponsored by Nike) Arlequin Axel Barebones Badspirit Baltazar Black Dawn Biogen Brane Cannabis Computerman Cypher Hex Emok Erick Sermon Erupt Gwydian Hex Corrupt Hiro Protagonist KillaHertz Merlin Mjolnir Palmore Poskgubbe Sairoku Spinsane Tzeentch The Upright Man zerohour Zerostar Alumni (sponsored by Depends undergarments ) Arrogance Enigmatic Fahrenheit Kaleidas Megga Hertz The Messiah Miasma Mr Kite Necronite Omicron Terminator2 Tinyz and all our forgotten friends Official Mascot (and the guy who still hasn t sent my ACiD n64) RadMan with special appearances by RadBaby and RadFiancee * if you were left off the list contact the leadership C L O S I N G W O R D S ------------------------- Whatever forms they come in be they physical or computer getting a virus can be a real bitch So far we have two confirmed cases of CIH wiping out the machines of members Make sure you get to your doctor at least once a year for a general check-up Invest in (or just warez) a good anti-virus program for your computer Take care of both of them like your life depended on it because it does Do yourself a favor tomorrow Turn off the computer grab a book and get outside If you can go for a leisurely drive in the country At the very least just get out and enjoy the sun Spring is here in full force I could bullshit you about rebirth and renewal but that s what spring is Good things are coming Hopefully you ll be here to witness them So to all the nay-sayers and doom merchants out there here s a heartfelt sentiment sure to make your day Until the end of time you re here because of those who have gone before Without them you are nothing Bow down and worship accordingly Now get out there and have some fun -WindRider $n ^ $!n !n ^ +$$$$$$$n ^ !n ^ $!n !$$$!+n n!$ $ +$$P n $REMORSE 32 $ _ + _j$May 2 1999 $i + _ji i + _jn n- !$ $$ !$$$$$$ !$#ss#$ !$$$$ !$ $$i $$$$$$i $$$$$$i $$$$i $$$iss#$$$$$$$$iss#$$$$$$$$iss#$iss#$$$$$$$$#sssss#$$