glue numbah twenty rn march 1999 info file The other day i was walking down the street and i bumped into an old friend of mine she went to public school with me and we had one of those grade 8 boyfriend girlfriend things going on - which ended in highschool cause i was ready to be mackin highschool bitches turns out so was she she s a dyke now This got me thinking about the scene since everything that happens to me in life i relate back to the scene in one way or another see i figure that when kids are young and just doing their thing learning about shit and kind of testing the waters well that kinda relates to groups in the scene when groups form they re new obviously and need to test the waters no one really knows what to expect and then i thought about glue i doubt anyone expected us to reach twenty packs and be this unstoppable ansi producing motivational inspiring artificially insiminated( ) diabolicly schematic driving force that we are today but we re different too different in the same sense that this dyke is she starts out normal like any other little kid but then turns out to be something different that everyone can enjoy because we all know boys and girls alike love lesbos Hey guess what Dissonance joined us yesH that ansi superstar that lead awe for a brief yet successful period until some other boneheads fucked it up has re-joined the glue crew me gives dee1 a high-five welcome home Jordo On another note Quip has been exercising a lot lately he now informs me that last night he successfully managed to suck his own penis i m not sure if i m proud or turned on either way i ve got a bigass smile way to be quip! Ah yeah tainted has left us i say left because i love to use quotation marks you see he has joined this group seven in which he is not allowed to dual Thus he cannot remain on the glue roster because that would be considered dualing however he informs me that he will be releasing on a regular basis with us still so it s all good does this quoting get annoying quote quote Glue s got a mailing list going on if you havn t received any messages from it then get a brain stupid! er i mean let me know cause you ve some how been forgotten if worse comes to worse and you re really pissed off that you didn t get any of the messages blame warpus he doesn t do anything right I regret to inform you that I did not get laid this month or any other month for that matter however i did wack off 69 times this month and shaved my treasure trail one (1) time The following people in glue however did get laid enzo and the ruiner Glue hey i got laid updates will be available every month one point will be awarded every month to those people who get laid the hey i got laid contest ends on glue-69 here s the stats enzo 1 ruiner 1 If anyone is caught cheating they will be deducted 2 points the following do not count as getting laid wacking off head handjobs feetjobs the last one is for warpus he s kinky the following do count as getting laid getting laid rump rides anyways on with the newsletter We rule and i know you want us dead creator told me he was putting up a wanted poster with the entire glue roster s faces on it and offering a 69$ reward to all gluemen if you are captured do not reveil the location of our secret fort that we built from kleenex s dad s woodpile in the backyard as well enjoy the pack don t do drugs and drink as much as possible i mean water hey shouts out to filth keep the gutter bong going i got some bud let s smoke it hi to fever too oh WORD to menace for the DOPE guest! it s nice to see you releasing again bucko ) - cr0tch