ar v o y e u r the creators of intense art monthly newsletter m a y n i n e t y n i n e V oyeur Introduction % written by napalm Attention Operatives Release of confidential documents Cia Conspiracy #63 has been LEAKED to the general public Warning Contents could be damaging to health and cause severe eye irritation abdominal cramping loose stool and even death Classified Contanimation Level Delta 5 Handle #63 with care Do not approach from behind Do not shake Contents under pressure Pregnant women should not handle Cia Conspiracy #63 for fear of certain birth defects The information was delayed for allowance of the finalization of testing (finals) and the discontinuance of incarseration (school) The information contained herein is for your eyes only This info file will self-destruct upon ingestion Oh and enjoy the goddamn pack you wankers -Napalm (cia #1) I ntelligence Division % written by sodium What s up babies sup sluts This appears to be my last month as Cia Intel Director I stabbed Savage Dragon in the back of the head and stole his identity In all seriousness Savage Dragon did an excellent job as Ansi Coordinator some of Cia s best ansi packs were developed under his watchful eye blah blah blah The point is he is a great artist and was a great staff member and hopefully he has fun doing whatever it is he does now No of course I didn t kill him -- sodium(cia) A nsi Division % written by sodium As you just read I stole the position of Ansi Coordinator It s mine hah MINE DAMMIT I OWN IT AND I OWN YOU AND WHY IS IT THAT DURING THE GULF WAR I DID NOT HEAR ONE JOKE CALLING SADDAM HUESSAIN SODOMY HUESSAIN ! HUH WHY IS THAT I MEAN THAT IS SO EASY PEOPLE MADE JOKES LIKE SO-DAMN-HUESSAIN AND LAME STUFF LIKE THAT BUT IT DOESN T TAKE A SODIUM (GENIUS) TO COME UP WITH SODOMY HUESSAIN IF YOU MADE A JOKE THAT REFERED TO SADDAM HUESSAIN AS SODOMY HUESSAIN THEN PLEASE TELL ME AND I WILL KILL YOU AND STUFF YOU AND PUT YOU ON DISPLAY ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR SO I WILL LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE BADASS AND ILL GET A TATTOO THAT SAYS ICE LOGO MAFIA The following people are no longer in Cia Ansi Crimson Skye Ellisdee Kingpin Octopus Offset Prodiac Prosthesis Sultan and Zippy They have all been assasinated and their families Oh yes and I will have a bloody and gut wretching ansi next month -- sodium(cia) H irez Division % written by ikarus APRIL which of course means RAIN rain is NEAT it s like little wiglettes of water coming down and uh knocking people up side their heads HAH! this month was uneventful I have come to the conclusion that half the hirez KREW are lazy bums! i m gonna have to start kicking their ass more or something DICTATOR SHALL HAVE TO COME BACK DICTATOR DECLARES STATE OF GIMME ART DICTATOR SHALL NOT ALLOW LAZINESS LAZINESS WILL BE DEFENDED WITH A LARGE STICK OFFENDERS SHALL BE BEAT AND CALLED SUSAN DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE DOING SO WILL BEG FOR A NEW CELL BUDDY KNOWN AS BUBBA WHO HAPPENS TO BE A RATHER LARGE HEFTY BLACK DUDE DICTATOR SHALL AND WILL OVER USE POWER AT ALL TIMES CIA HOES GIMME SOME MOH BRING ME FOOD WOMAN UH UH UH YES I AM DICTATOR IKARUS ROAR IKARUScommunicationes==republic censordenied ikarusism_in_effect() republic shall deny == A scii Division HAZMAT % written by your secret admirer WHO KNOWS M usic Division CHAOS % written by ^pt^ 2 13 am College is out Music is in Chaos is getting setup to take over the world! We have several projects underway including a phat webpage MP3 and RA streaming and a super secret project we call Project-Fuckshitup i would tell you about it but i would have to kill you Look for us were commin pt-out L iterature Division SCROLLZ % written by bluedevil Begin Transmission Due to Espionage the Scrollz site suffered heavy damage and a mild set back on release time because of this Scrollz will release not just one issue but two They are due later this month or possibly the beginning of next Efforts are being doubled around the clock A black ops is now in effect to hunt down and destroy the saboteurs All other info remains classified on Scrollz wereabouts End Transmission -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this file packaged with the cia conspiracy number sixty three newsletter edited by sodium of cia - voyeur font by argon of ice