voyeur the creators of intense art monthly newsletter N4 april ninety nine N4 Welcome to the Creators of Intense Art monthly Information File! Within this packet you will find updates and other relevant stories regarding your favorite Cia departments! Now for your sake I hope that you are using Wiretap to view this if you aren t already You re not Uh oh can you say reformatted hard drive Contributors Info file layed out and edited by Sodium Cia and Voyeur font created by Sodium Big man with a gun drawn by Offset Introduction designed by Sodium Ansi section written by Sodium Ascii (Hazmat) section rushed by Sodium Lit (Scrollz) section plastered by Blue Devil Hirez section manipulated by Ikarus Conclusion typed by Sodium --- - Introduction Sodium ----- Welcome to another furious month here at Creators of Intense Art I m sitting here in the newly formed Cia Intelligence office out in beautiful (classified) (classified) the extreme west of Cia s headquarters I ve got a sweet surround sound music system in here (with subwoofer of course baby) and one sexy intern What s up sugar honey here s your coffee mr sodium mmm when s your next coffee break Heh Heh she isn t to bright Anyways some big changes went on here during the month of march First of all Burning Chrome has given up his position to become Cia s Godfather Basically he s in charge of kicking ass if people fall out of line just a little bit He murdered his own brother you know Sent him out on a fishing boat Had him shot in the head And the wonderful Napalm returned to the office of Cia President and Cool Guy Numero Uno! (that s the official title) And what else oh yea! Pariah is now head of Cia s Ascii Division Hazmat That really kicks ass cause Pariah is a neato guy and he can run stuff well I guess Well I don t know how good he is at management but he looks cute in silk red boxers and thats all that matters to this sex depraved staff here --- - Ansi Sodium ----- Well here I was writing up this info file when my email program yelled at me and the following message popped up on my screen from Ansi deparment head Mister Savage Dragon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To That Pathetic Whiney Bitch Of Mine (methlab2@hotmail com) From Lex Luther The Man With The Master Plan (cow@worshipper com) I m leaving the writing of it up to you ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh wonderful! And that little smiley just makes it worse! However he gave me all the info and alot of quotes to put in here so I can crank this out in a few minutes and get back to what s really important Coming up with some insane hypothesis to fuck with your cranium Like what if the reflection in the mirror was real and you were the reflection Wow! That would mean if the guy or girl in the mirror moved away you would disappear! Ha Ha! Now you can t ever look in a mirror again and you are going to stop all hygeine and turn into a rubbery faced kid with bad skin and terrible greasy hair Sorry Wendel if I just described you I m sure those fifteen year old bop sluts will still ride your unit Sha right So apparently the last pack was excellent Here is some quotes from some notable people on the scene (These people have power and you should agree with every single thing they say except creator because he runs avenge and that s for wierdos) _sodium this pack simply owned _sodium like 10000000000000 times better than last month (Does this make me a notable person Hey how many times do you have to be noted before you are notable Do you get a ceremony Dammit I want an award show) catch22 CIA IS COOOL catch22 WTF i didn t know smoke was that good crayOFF someone gimme this infamous cia pack P catch22 yay for cia good pack! radman man the cia pack makes me want to merge acid into cia (Okay so I made that one up) creator the pack was dope creator straight up creator oh my gawd the pack ruled@@@ (That one is real) catch22 check the cia pack it s dope ) crayOFF if this cia pack isn t as amazing as you guys make it to be i ll like hate cia even more P chronicc it sucked my hairy nutsak =) chronicc no it was cool way better than last month zeroV the pack was completely awesome _sodium ok uh _sodium T H I S P A C K R U L E D I was very curious as to what made this the most ultimate pack So I took an Irc poll and here are the results Why did Cia Conspiracy number Sixty One Whoop Ass Sodium s Art 99 9% Something Else 0 1% For my benefit I combined every vote other than Sodium s Art into 0 1 percent of a vote and I think it made the results more balanced Fuck you! That s not cheating! I made the rules I can change them whenever I want! You re not the boss of me! Waah! Well Cleaner left to pursue work in THE ASCII FIELD Traitor Good luck with Prelude I guess Jerk ) Ok so our friend Spear is back from some place that I know nothing about Spear is really awesome but I can t hype his return a whole lot because I have to save save all the excitment for the fact that Yes it s true! And I m out of breath now so I d better quit See you next month if I write this thing again --- - Ascii (Hazmat) Sodium ----- Yeah Yeah Pariah is in Dark Entity is out He s still in the group just not bossing around our ascii agents And Nughaud is with us now and that makes me happy because *sniff* i love the little guy --- - Lit (Scrollz) Blue Devil ----- Howdy By now if you have not been paying attention you probably wonder where the hell is Scrollz in the Cia pack Well starting April first Scrollz has ceased to release in the standard scene format Instead it is letting its presence be known to the online world by being produced exclusively on the web That s right folks in order for us to expand we must leave the limited world of zip distribution and hook up to the unlimited access that the world wide web provides for us So to get the total Scrollz package point your web browser to http www lit org scrollz I would still like to reaffirm the fact that Scrollz is a Cia production and will continue its full affiliation with the group For more information about Cia go over to their site at http www creators org This month has been a busy month for our division After no contact from the following members they were all presumed dead and membership in the division has been terminated Demoz Dissonance Frozen Maldoror Jandor and Need May they find joy in the afterlife or future endeavors This month has also brought the resignation of Martyr from his office of staff in Scrollz He left to further improve his Ascii skill and may he find success with it However the door is open if he ever feels like wansering back to us This was not a month of solid departures however Joining our ranks this month is Inazone Rogan-X and Zozzy I would like to make a statement that the rest of the members on the list are active and have decided to continue the journey that Scrollz is on As we enter one year under our belt I feel we are successful and quite triumphant Nuff said --- - Hirez Ikarus ----- March! Springtime is here yet we pumped out some disturbing stuff this month We hope it will blow your minds and make you scream for mummy while under your covers This month has been rather exciting rioting bombing and all Inspirational bliss ( ) Along with the premilenial tension tide has come a few new d00ds First of all there is Avi Das a three dee guy I m pretty sure he joined anyway He said he did but didn t turn anything in Oh well Other d00d we got is Derksar He s a swingy fellow operating out of Pike s backyard (known to have many ikarus approved nekkid women) We ve got Jeeves who waltzed into Cia as well kind of light on the loafers And last but not least comes Chainsaw a talented manniped wandering into the area of toony manip ( ) End_Stuff View_Pack() (!) --- - Conclusion Sodium ----- This infofile was pieced together at the end of March and ended up halfway decent so I am satisfied Now if anyone is really interesting in working with Cia Intelligence well then I must say sorry We are not accepting any more applications at the moment but maybe one day Well thanks for actually reading this far I know you re edgy to check out the pack so I ll let you go now See ya around next month Sweet dreams kiddo voyeur is the creators of intense art monthly newsletter and is published by the cia intelligence office founded march nineteen ninety nine all material is copyrighted by creators of intense art (cia) nineteen niney nine (c) !