creators of intense art march99 Special agent Sodium here Upon contacting Savage Cow for the month s ansi information I was completly horrified to learn that our ansi coordinator had been taken hostage by our sworn enemies the evil (your group here) and was sold to #warez99 who forced him to do nothing but draw ascii for their fileservers Closer inspection of his home turned up a stretched pantyhose with something hastily scribbled on it (and loaded with spelling and grammer errors) WHOEFER GETZ THIS HERE IS THE CEE EYE A ANSI INPHO FOR MARCH!! - sc Written on the other side I did indeed find some tasty tidbits and used them to write this section Don t worry about Savage Cow Dragon though I plan on resucing him after getting some strategy from the movie Navy Seals Here goes Cia field agents raided various hideouts this month resulting in the capture and assimilation of the following ansi agents barebonez - who was tortured with the barbra streisand film festivial before breaking down and joining us barebonz FUCK BARBRA STREISAND this also proves that barebonz is indeed Joan Cuzack from In and Out and wants to be touched barebonz IS EVERYBODY GAY ! anvilhead - who actually defected two days before the raids took place and cranks out tons of shit As Savage said savageCOW the next zerov of the scene or something anvilhead is from a european country currently classified zippy - has been busy working incognito down in texas trying to get the lowdown on that Bluedevil character I haven t read his entire report yet but as far as I know bd is a masterbating machine most often to napalm pron barebonz I SWEAR EVERYBODY EVERYBODY IS GAY! unseenf8 - also a euro uneenf8 stormed into the offices of cia dressed in a catwoman costume with a giant dildo strapped to his head and demanded to see napalm napalm unseenf8 i m not leaving TILL I GET PAID! photek - photek swam across the atlantic to pursue religious freedom in the states and was captured and brainwashed to fight for us Due to complications with the enemy the following agent was forced to change his names and enter our protection program minister of light - know known as offset ! These three agents we re forced to leave the company 4th disciple - defected to the organization known as real life stuff twoxfh - missing in action and presumed dead gloss - returned to ice advertisments who is now hunting me down due to something I said in #ice _sodium i lied once to work at circuit city and said i was in RED SECTOR radman ahahhahah basehead sodium i will KILL you _sodium hahahahahahaha radman AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH basehead that is RIDICULOUS radman TRISTAR _sodium it wasnt even on my app it was during my interview basehead what are you thinking man radman you said you were in Red Sector basehead +k anyways Now for those cia ansi agents who are tired of chatting with the bozos from our lit and hirez departments get your asses over to #creators the cia ansi department thursday is bongloads and beer night b y o s If you are not on the mailing list (god knows why) then email cow@worshipper com Remember we are watching you Speaking of emailing Killah Priest needs to mail Savage Dragon assuming that he can recieve it in the sweat shop he s stuck in Big thanks to Minister for helping out a bunch that joker Creator for our diz and Prosthesis for the info file layout that I shaded at the very last minute thank you very much -sodium And thanks to Sodium for writing this damn thing ) -savageCOW hirez division February the month of love Choclate too! Bonus that explains this month for CIA =) Everyone must have been going down on blowup dolls Exactamondo NO new members this month Oh well =) I m going to be kicking a few members off le list for being LAZY INACTIVE AGENTS =) Right REFER TO MEMBER LISTING We got creators org back this month too I feel so elite with ikarus@creators org (!) Infofiles are no fun anymore People may get offended Precisely GO VIEW HIREZ NOW! I will return you to your exciting life of IRC Totally creators of intense art - pack #61 Happy Viewing