idea borrowed from a guy in acid who borroed it from a t-shirt so it s all good outline shade color by filth changes shade color by napalm (c) 99 filthypalms +-- -- -- - - + - ------- ---------------------------+ creators of intense art december 1998 This month has been epic for the Creators of Intense Art as we gain a massive amount of talent and put forth all of our effort to bring you the highest quality artwork possible The pack this month is especially large since we have so many wonderful artists that have contributed to the pack rest assure that each disk is well worth the download time One thing that deserves mention is the joint between Dark Illustrated Blade Nation and CIA that was supposed to happen this month The joint pack has been delayed for the near future We re sorry to disapoint those who were waiting for this to happen ANSI News It s been nuts this month running the ansi division My plans to rebuild the division are working and then some So blahblah check the pack phear it yearn for more next month happy new years Later! Immigrating There were a TON of guys slipping across the border this month Filth Fever and Sultan thought if they hid under a big Legion sombrero we wouldn t LEGION notice them corssing over to join up with their REAL family CIA -Boots Lore delivered Crimson Skye and my padre Ellisdee Wrapped up all nice an pretty in a stinky burrito You shoulda seen Rob s face when I bit into his leg For all of you who thought Spear and Sodium were california - nothing but washed up YOU WERE RIGHT We found their carcasses washed up on the California coastline I singlehandedly (lipdedly ) gave them mouth to mouth and brought them back to bring us some 1999 funk And speaking of drowning I m surprised Whitey can breath under all that ansi he cranked out this month what a pickup he was! h a h a ! Sodium and Spear kept telling me about seeing Twoxfh zipping by them laughing like a maniac in his souped up 1 2 horsepower bathtub! Lord Scarlet didn t think we d notice his trotting across the border behind an ass with his head up the ass s well ass A few months back we found Seltorn selling REAL cheap tacos so naturally we checked him for his green card Somehow he had slipped by us at the border so we fixed the mistake It seems though that during his short stay he managed to impregnate Napalm s grandmother and this month she gave birth to DAMN UGLY little boy thus making Seltorn a legal citizen Welcome back -sorry Seltorn I m sick of these small pics ) Emmigrating Prostethisthisthis and Scrye both misplaced their green cards (or so they say I doubt they ever had them though ) So they swam back over to Mexico Good luck with whatever it is you guys do next ) -Note after talking to Prosthehthishtiehis he s gonna stick around I m too lazy to take it out of this though ) End Notes I took over the CIA ansi division last September and everyone told me I was wasting my time Take a look at this pack and try telling me that now They call this the land of opportunity don t they (Enough with this USA shit Hell I m Canadian ) More End Notes There s one other thing I want to say Might not be the place to say it but I know you ll read it here It seems in last months issue of WOEZINE I was accused of ripping To clear things up NO I did NOT rip More End Notes II I wanna say thanks to President of Ecolove for his nice guest this month I know what you re saying Ecolove What the hell s Ecolove I ll tell you It s a European group President helps run and EACH and EVERY of the 11 packs they ve released to date have been filled with pics with quality like the one he guested with What 11 packs YES 11 packs Get your asses over to cdrom com and grab them all It has the Savage Dragon seal of approval More End Notes III Just wanna say thanks to Bluedevil for the help he s given me this month while I was computer-less (hence the reason I don t have 2 pics finished that I wanted to finish ) And thanks to Ellisdee who s been helping out a bunch since joining just a week or so ago - savage dragon (savageCOW) - email cow@worshipper com (talk about making my part ugly ) Lit News - Rants From the Guy with the Pitchfork Let Me Speak on this! (as K-dog would say) Yea I know I watch way too much wrestling Anyhow let s get to the point Scrollz 5 is here and you all must PHEAR! Another pack goes out and this time the beginning of the New Year Well with a New Year comes New Members Agent 99 Cinimin and Rogan-X has joined the team This month we lost ZeroHour he decided to quit lit and stick with ascii Lots of luck to him Well 1998 sure was fun and as it closed we are 31 members strong Mad props go out this month to Chr0nix and Enzo of Glue! My Glue buddies keep on being sticky! Well we are now 5 packs strong if I have not made my point yet then let me say it again We will not stop we are having fun and that is all that matters Once again let me point out this Scrollz was the ONLY lit group to release in the Fall and Winter of 1998 What that mean Pure and simple like it or not we 0wn the lit scene How can a group that does not release all 4 seasons of the year claim to own the lit scene Survey says It sure as hell cannot! So if I just broke someone s bubble (caugh)(caugh) you know who I am referring to well DAMN I m sorry NOT! Anyways in 1999 we will continue to call out the competition if you want some come get some you will Feel The BANG! (as DDP would chant) Yes I am a nut heh The challenge has been made So either do something about it or shut the FUCK up Cause the train is a rolling and there is no stopping Are you done yet Bd umm No The Agent Invasion start in 1999 CIA will return To Dominate the competition and Scrollz will be right along side with it Mad Want to kill me Comments pls email me at bluedevi@hotmail com Make sure to check us out on the web at www lit org scrollz and send comments to Crowe@darkspiral com Scrollz is also a proud sponsor of Oracle look for its return later this month Well thats it and remember this I am the mad tyrant with the big pitchfork ready to stick it up your *** (Happy New Year!! ) = *** note I watched wrestling while I did this so it is a tad testosterone enhanced ( Really I m gonna seek professional help! heh heh) Mister E Speaks! Yet another impressive month for Scrollz We have gained some very fine literary talent in rogan-x and others that I can t remember right off hand (sorry guys) but I m certain that the quality of the pack is indisputable It s not easy running the best lit group in the scene to tell you the truth it s really boring right now! We need competition and I d love to see some of these other lit groups release a pack sometime soon If you don t have enough lit e mail me we ll get you lit I m just getting tired of being the only ass kickin lit group in the scene Allright enough of my ramblings here is the pack that you all have waited long and hard for enjoy and don t email be for requests because I dont do them peace! ) Mister E cia staff scrollz yourmomma dmartin@columbus rr com ASCII News Ok Cat-Dog here Hopefully you will have enjoyed our third release seperate from CIA This pack takes Hazmat down a new road groupwise We as a while have grown as far as quality dedication and great artists Coming to us this month we have Zerostar this guy has some really mad ascii for you this month Rage you know him from woezine and rebelart normally a font guy he has submitted a pic which is pretty good Minister has submitted a kick ass spidey pic we led him astray from ansi heh I would just like to take this opportunity to thank everyone in hazmat!ascii personally for the great art submitted because that is what makes a pack HI-REZ News Welcome to another CIA Hi-Resolution Division information notification Salutations Humanoids I am Ikarus your HIRES_DICTATOR() DO YOU UNDERSTAND REQUESTS HAVE BEEN MADE TO REMOVE THE SO CALLED CAPS I HAVE RECEIVED SUCH REQUESTS OVER TIME TO THIS MANNER HERE ARE A FEW EXAMPLES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHAT IS THIS YOU BASTARD! WHAT S WITH THE CAPS DICKARUS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ARE YOU TRYING TO BE C00L Y3W M0R0N for this very volume i shall not write in caps ! you shall miss them within 20 seconds you miserable scum of the third planet in the system of sol! I shall tabulate and informinate and exterminate in this volume! First on the month s schedule ofcourse new members Subsonic This THREEDEE guy hails to us from the land of 3d modelling of mystical creatures that do nothing but look quite fruity in rather tight fitting appare - FORGET THAT! actually he just makes little pictures of mountains and stuff like that we here at the CIA HIRES CONSULATE have concluded he is of a terrasexual nature this is due to the fact that he enjoys modelling mounds of dirt! Rob Savage This guy has some style or something what is style you may ask Style is the state of being stylistic! yes that is it my friends Rob Savage hails to us from Iraq he is quite pissed off that his mummy s house has been ravaged from above by taxpayer produced cruise missiles that were bought 5 f0 a d0ll4h at KMART ARMY SURPLUS DEPOT it EXPLODED into massive heaps of flames so his enragement of the stupid american hicks and whitetrash that launched the 5 f0 a d0ll4h missiles ARE REFLECTED into his artwork YES Sinister X Sinister X happens to be one of those people that actually draw stuff! he draws cyborg creatures that look like bluedevil s mum really though his pictures are quite maddening and shall frighten you until you wonder around your ghetto at twilight looking over your shoulder for the following stranger that happens to be SNUFFULUPOGUS FROM SESAMAE STREET !! !! !! DANGER_COLD_NUT_BOB_BRINKLY_DANGER Arsonic This guy is such a geek I mean oh my gosh ! he like wears like KMart trousers that - EH oops wrong file okay I am back on track Let us disect his title ARSE - ON - IK WOW what an exciting titillation I must say Oh yeah his art uhmm he does THREEDEE like Subsonic HE MAKES PEOPLE THOUGH he doesnt make little mounds of dirt his people all look like FAGS I TELL YOU FAGS FAGS FAGS! I M KIDDING ARSEONIK I AM JUST A LOWLY DICTATOR Dominion Look its eyecandied truetype fonts! NON I SAY Dominion creates his own TYPEFACES so if you fucking accuse him we will BOMB YOUR COUNTRY WITH 5 DOLLAH CRUISE MISSLES Dominion s a bastard his father is a drunken moron that goes around sticking beer bottles up the backdoor entrances of a mammal known as the cow why you ask because his father is a drunken moron thats why! WELCOME DOMINION DADDY SAYS Fire From Heaven Our friend firefromheaven has a fetish with animal porno ! I mean damn he went to see A Bug s Life and couldn t get his eyes off of that princess s thorax! PERVERT! actually he photograph s asians that came to America so their children could GAIN EDUCATION! then he mutates their faces so they look like daddy and we all know what daddy does with beer bottles! celebrate FIRE FROM HEAVEN s color use Zelkor This guy is the last d00d in the list this month along with the other slew of incoming THREEDEE artists he is one of our most recent AQUISITIONS we found him peddling child pornography at a local flea market little Suzy was quite an attractive five year - ERR FORGET THAT THAT WAS A MISTAKE IN IN_PUT - yes back we go he draws robots and the such and then puts eyecandied truetype fonts around the locale! yes celebrate the THREEDEE THIS MONTH This month has been rather exciting we have celebrated various holidays including KWANZA in which we frolicked around an african fire in the twilight chanting themes such as MOOMBALAKODOBALA- YEZOBOOM The great SHEIKIMONODO celebrated with us dancing around the fire like a FAIRY Why is my computer going EEP oh wrong key we also consumed some FEET this month ever CONSUME A FOOT the toajam accentuates the rather lucucious amounts of fuzz and dirt contained under the toanail yes yes! damn last month s info file was better ! CIA OWNS ALL FUCK THE CRITICS FUCK THE MARTIANS FUCK THE MEXICANS FUCK MY FUCKING TOE HURTS! (IF YOU WISH TO DELIBERATE MATTERS DISCUSSED IN THIS NOTIFICATION NEVER MIND BECAUSE WE DO NOT CARE TO HEAR THE DILIBERATIONS OF YOUR MORONIC FOOLISH HUMANOID SELF!!) THIS TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY - - theREPUBLICofIKARUS(c)2099worldW1D3 - - - - - Music News The CIA Music Division is gearing up as the release of the CIA Music Disk is on schedule to be released next month with the CIA Pack The music will be in various formats including XM and IT For your listening pleasure the music will also be available on Compact Disk for a small price Look for more news about the music disk as the month moves on Coding Division There were a few bugs and pet peeves fixed in our viewer lately One bug that annoyed everyone that is taken care of is the aspect of the ANSI-VGA viewing People complained that it made pictures look squished even in square aspect video modes This problem has been fixed and your ansis should look just fine now A new command was added to the interface screen you can remove or delete files using the Delete key on your keyboard Be careful that you mean yes if you confirm You can now tag a series of files with the Space Bar If there are tagged files when you press enter the viewer will cycle through each file before returning to the file selection screen To abort this chain at anytime press escape instead of enter If you notice any problems with Wiretap that bug you or there are things you d rather see differently please send me email at bchrome@goodnews net Make sure that you read WIRETAP DOC included with this pack to see who all was responsable for Wiretap being where it is today Joining the Team If you would like to join the team please run the enclosed application generator named APPGEN EXE Pack the output file (CIA APP) with some examples of your best and worst work into an archive (ZIP TAR RAR ARJ) and send to bchrome@goodnews net You can also upload the file to ftp cia dynip com applications for faster processing CIA is looking for artists of all types so if you think that you may have what it takes then apply now! - creators of intense art (1999) - Line 467 - End of File -