SO! A tourist from zijuatiayalamabuwuggy willamojaravillemille decides to visit Canada What the heck even this little banana republic has airmiles Once here he discovers he doesnt know how to use a toilet and trying to dig a hole in the hotel floor has proven useless So he yoinkes off his sock and does his dirty business in there (#2) He thinks well now what do I do with this So he schwings it around and sploits it agains the ceiling The bell boy chooses that moment to deliver the meal Our foreign friend takes him to the big ol ceiling hershey drip and says I ll give you $20 to clean this The bellboy looks at the feces hanging from the ceiling with a sock dangling from it and says I ll give you $100 if you tell me how you did that