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how to play asshole first you need about 4 or more people and sum beer deal out all the cards the person with the 2 of spades goes first then you keep going up (ie 3 4 5) the suit doesn t matter if you lay a card say a 5 then the next person lays a 5 the person after him is skipped and they have to drink if someone lays say a 7 and you lay 2 7 s the next person drinks and to beat the 2 7 s everyone has to keep going higher (ie 2 or more of the same number) now say you lay 7 s the next person can beat that by laying 3 of anything special cards the 2 the 2 s clear say someone lays 3 9 s and you can t beat it but you have a 2 that will clear the pile at that time you just move all the cards aside you can also do the same thing with jacks as you could with 2 s the 3 the 3 is wild so you can use it as anything you like except for clearing the pile the person who runs out of cards first is the president you keep playing until everyone is out the last person out is the asshole and the president can make the asshole do whatever he chooses ie making the asshole drink for any fuck ups * being president 3 times you get to make a rule ^y0E^tHEEZ^pHATTY^rULES^WER^bROUGHT^tOO^yOU^bY^gUTTER^eMAG^ ^gIT^sUM^aT^wWW aNGELFIRE cOM pA gUTTERBONG^iT S^pHAT