is cia pack #58 Welcome to the 58th CIA Conspiracy We hope that you enjoy this pack because we enjoy putting it together every month We have had alot of new things happen since the last release and things continue to get better Next month will be the infamous joint between CIA Blade and Dark Illustrated so there will be no seperate CIA Pack Something that is kinda important is that our viewer is just about completed It has a couple of bugs in the ANSI-VGA viewing and the external viewing wasnt completed yet but you can use Wiretap to view the ENTIRE CIA Pack no not just the Ansi and Ascii the ENTIRE pack including the Hirez If you find any bugs please email me as soon as you can at bchrome@goodnews net - Burning Chrome (CIA President) Ansi Department 1 There ain t a whole grand daddy amount of shit to say for CIA 58 I busted my ass for the last half of this month trying to bring our ansi ranks back to some kind of respectable level We aren t quite where I wanna be yet but I realize it s gonna take us a little more than a month to do it Enough with the sappy shit 2 And now its Member Info time! Members hopping onto the CIA team this month include Scrye noktor (back for round 2) Cleaner and ChronicC (back from the dead) I KNOW this list is gonna keep growing like those damn chia-pets 3 Finishing Words I just wanna say thanks to all the people who guested this month (TaintedX(was iCE now Glue) freezer( ) grymmjack(blade) Knocturnal(Awe) Count Zero(iCE)) And a pre-thanks to the people who are gonna guest next month (GrindStone(iCE) Filth(Legion)) and who knows who else On another note I d like to apologize for my lack of quality shit in the pack I ve been busy with everything BUT drawing ansi Hopefully next month 4 More Finishing Words It s not ansi news but hey I recruited him not 10 minutes before the release of this pack so I ll put him in my part of the infofile My homey Maligore just joined us as a VGA agent and even submitted this pack Werd later Hirez Department This month mister Incognit0 decided bring a pimp was too troublesome so he appointed me Ikarus as hires d00d I would like to say that I am very EXCITED to be hires departmen s DICTATOR yes you heard me For news this month we got Raptor who tends to draw little helicopters he s from AFRICA Then we got drag0n whose elite because he put a ZERO instead of OH he s from CHINA We also have the pleasure of having Bonehead (he s sort of SLOW!) who draws half naked women and came to us from the far lands of MEXICO Next up is Ghostface who is pale as a canuck and comes from CUBA (goddamn immigrants!) And another d00d we got is Pike who s some geek from ANTARCTICA may his frozen ass self be welcomed! and last but not least! some crackhead named Dirtydog came to us from the MOON (sexxyyybooyyyy) he s a pimp like incog! oh yeah and we got one other GIRL (YES SHE S GIRL!) litoz s wOMAN Milie pronounced (MIIIHHLIIEEEEEEEE) who comes to us from ZIMBABWE! She s one of those native chix0rs! And a last minute jiggah Maligore joined he s a kinky GERRRRMANNNN his real name is Eyece Suckts! His VGA s are like german engineered and stuff like PORSCHES and all those other elite cars and last up for the AGENDA is SHART who decided to leave CIA to persue his dream (cia agents tell us he s on a corner uh offering SERVICES ) we ALSO have some other crackheads that for some reason can t use their computer and submit ONE MEASLY PIECE OF ART! these miserable CHAPS are known as black evil satanic sly red star xode zuel annddd phatcap You bastards come back or we ll come and kill you! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION JOIN CIA WE OFFER MANY SERVICES SUCH AS FREE WOODLAND CREATURES TO FONDLE LITTLE KIDS NAMED TODD THAT YOU MAY ALSO FONDLE PORNO GUNS WHIPS CHAINS KINKY STUFF AND A @ THANKS - ikarus (CIA Hirez Dic er Coordinator) Literary Department (Scrollz) Gobble Gobble that s right you turkeys! We are back and better than ever This month has been real exciting! We ve had another good month of high quality lit being produced Even better however we have had several new members join in the past month Maldoror from Mist Dissonance from Awe Devestator Eterna and Cleaner from Remorse Unfortunately we have had some members that are now MIA (Missing in Action) Those members would be Arrogance Demoz and Ralgoth All I can say is godspeed to them and let them return to us soon Speaking of returns! We have had several long lost members return this month namely Crowe Darkmoon Evil Lynn Julian Sunstar and Vader We had no clue where the disappeared to but hey they re back and that s all that counts This month Acolyte and Dopie gave us a few guest pieces I d like to thank Count Zero and Knocturnal for the Scrollz header ansis Catdog for his ascii and Lancelot for his giant ansi he did months ago Scrollz is continuing to grow and with that so does our website! Thanks to Crowe our website has been re-constructed It s new address is www lit org scrollz Every month it will be added to Speaking of websites www lit org is offering free webhosting for any lit group If you are interested email crow@darkspiral com Other websites to mention because of my involvement are Oracle Demented org and Isle of Illusions Demented org Oracle is the newest scene resource for scene news packs reviews etc Crowe and I along with association with Gwydian are maintaining the site and updating it constantly Isle of Illusions is my personal site where it has my 3D renders and soon a compilation of some of my best work so keep visiting the sites frequently for updates If you feel like joining or guesting hunt me down on EFNet in #cia #hirez #lit or #ans or email me at bluedevi@hotmail com Scrollz 5 with the joint pack should be something very interesting! -Blue Devil CiA Senior Staff Coordinator of lit Music Department From the Desk of the Purple Tentacle Announcement -- CIA now has a music department!!! Next month will be the debut of the new CIA music department We are looking forward to an exciting month of debut choons from f7 mortalg0d Nihl Mist and maybe me =) We are releasing in IT XM and MP3 for your lame asses Style s range from house breaks trance to rippin jungle With CD s in the works and music disks being zipped up as you read this you will be hearing a lot from this crew later - ^pt^ (CIA Music Department Head) Mindless ranting Be sure to check out the CIA Web Site (insert that here) as well as www atdt nu vtag Their two really cool sites to impress your friends with and being on these web sites regularly can help you score with alot of chicks because you can brag about their high hitcounts Also be sure to check out the CIA FTP Site which is being ran off of Mister E s cable modem at cia dynip com Joining the Team If you think you have what it takes to be on a team such as CIA run the enclosed application generator and then pack the output file up with some examples of your work using PKZIP or the like Upload it to ftp cia dynip com cia applications or send it to a Senior Staffer listed on the member list via E-Mail or on IRC