Universal Artists! The Dream Team Sudden Death TaintedX sq2 creator Now lets see how mid-ev0l this bitch can get! Lethal Vengeance! natalee this is going to be too easy cool_g i doodle better than lord jazz natalee thats it die lamer! --------------------- AvengeCult Comics # 0 Natalee vs Cool G written by Blue Devil --------------------- It was a grim day on a week in march in the fair state of Texas Cool G a general annoyance to the scene was strolling down the streets of Dallas Cool G the self proclaimed bad ass of ansi creation decided he would spread his reign of terror to Ft Worth Cool G being the cool mutha he is came into the city and proclaimed himself the high leader to all With BlueDevil awayfor Spring Break the city was left defenseless from Cool G s elite powers of Egoism and ripping Clueless the chief of police called Blue Devil to see what could be done Blue Devil Hello Chief of Police Is this BlueDevil BD Yeah who s this COP This is the chief of police down in Ft Worth Cool G with his elite powershas taken over can you help us BD Sorry Chief but I m on my break however I can call someone to stop him COP Who BD Why who else but the superchick Natalie COP I ve heard about her but doesnt she live in Utah BD No problem I gave her the power to fly at mach speeds she could be there in a gigosecond COP Hurry Cool G s eliteness is making everyone sick Blue Devil then hangs up the phone and tears himself away from the pool he was residing with some bikini babes He gets his AvengeCult Communicator (tm) and and proceeds to call the AvengeCult HQ in Logan Utah With Jenny McCarthy in one hand and Pamela Anderson in the other he dials the numbers with his dick BD Natalie sup girl you there Cool G s terrorizing the city of Fort Worth Natalie What !!! How did that pencil dick loose BD I dunno anyways the city needs you or everyone will die from his elite egoNatalie No prob as soon as I find my super panties I ll be there Natalie then turns off her communicator explains the situation to creator while bending over and calling him daddy and then heads to Texas at her supersonic speed Meanwhile Ft Worth has been ravaged to hell by Cool G s elite powers Cool G Fear my elite Ansi skils Suddenly the house behind Cool G explodes CG is thrown 50 feet and lands on his face (actually adding improvement) CG Who Dares face me!@!#! I will kill j00 with my 3l337ness Natalie It s me bitch Natalie of the avengecult I m here to end your reign of tyranny Natalie then freezes CG with her eyes Pulls out her tennis racket and shatters him into a million pieces The ice pieces quickly melt into liquid and form backinto Cool G s pathetic little body Begging for forgiveness Cool G crawls up to Natalie Lashing her whip around his throat she drags him to the lamer vault Natalie Cool G will no longer raise hell in TX or anywhere again COP Thanks Natalie without your help we woulda had to submit to CG s elitenessNatalie No Problem Now back to Avenge cult HQ By the way that asshole made me break a nail Natalie takes off and flies home and gets a BIG kiss from her man MeanWhile in the lamer vault Cool G I will get those Avenge cult members!@!@!@# Legion member Maybe we can help Cool G Who r you LM I am a member of legion we owe this avengecult when we breakout we will help you take them down Cool G 3l337 the lamer vault is then filled with laughter Next Issue AVENGECULT VS LEGION BTW! THIS IS OLD! AVENGE AND SOCIETY ARE AT A TRUCE! WE WILL UPHOLD!