hiya kids dat s right psion is back online aha and you thought i was gone for good felt i should release somethin spiffy so ah here is my contribution to the ascii world i used to do some crappy ascii back in the day and i know that all the kids these days wanna do it without giving up the patience and effort so here ya go kids an excerpt from my new book psion s guide to the scene originally posted on the haven in this here sub 3 ascii art vertigonet a simple guide to old school ascii (direct from my book bitch ) this tutorial is gonna teach ya how ta draw old school ascii no no you don t need any experience for this although experience in the usage of acid- draw or some other ansi editor is preferred although not in the least bit necessary so read on little ascii dude uno - bebo unas pocos cervezas whoops shit i m not spanish am i have a few beers if you can walk a straight line afterwards go to step dos otherwise go to step tres dos - drain a bottle or two of tequilla (or any other joy-juice) tres - try to get to the computer without sustaining injuries to your fingers cuatro - boot up aciddraw cinco - try to write a letter to your congressman whoever the fuck he is seis - save the monstrousity siete - pass out ocho - wake up the next day week or year (in case of comatose) and see how you did this method will have you drawing like aXB in weeks if not making you go broke from the booze medical expenses farewell my children and welcome to the new age of art!