_ __ __________ __ ______ - ______ _ __ _ -- ____ __ _ __ _____ _ __ - _______ __ ___ ___ __ ______ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _ ______ _ _ _ __ _ ____ ___ ______ ___ __ ___ - __ ____ --- ___ __ - ______ polyester newsletter - the lord god mHz ACiD !@#$% odd that when you have to pee bad and when u do you feel good !@#$% ack another month another newsletter forced upon you phooze shall be all newsletters now on and that is part of this months news that will revealed to you in a matter of moments(or never if your scroller broke) regardless polyester is on pack number two brief discussion of this is later !@#$% artificial intelligence is _no_ match for natural stupidity %$#@! ok now on with the good sctuff (ugh isnt that a cool word sctuff it just kinda rolls of your tongue schtuff anyway on with the massacre here at polyester we are so talented that we know stuff (schtuff maybe) that is beyond the call of your average ansi ascii group yes we dare to know something (irc log from late dec late night) koDEN there s some guy in #rgu trying to say a t1 is faster than a t3 phooze #rgu koDEN #rgu = home of the 714 elite phooze oh phooze but a t1 is faster here s why koDEN ) phooze ok a t1 has one byte of transmittion for each byte of data ( +hence t1 ) while a t3 has three transmittions for each byte of data +one for the CTS byte another for actual data and the 3rd byte for the +CRC on the second so therefore the t1 is faster but less reliable for +errors that come from line noise (gotta have fiber optic line noise ) (koDEN doesnt respond personally i think he realized he was wrong!) !@#$% two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks - intensity %$#@! (intensity grabs the keyboard and demands himself to be heard ) ok i am here i came into the group hrm what was it saturday yeah saturday the 20th so i have been here for a short amount of time at first it was just a casual thing to do over xmas break but polyester is an intersting combination akin to the diamond in the rough theory of course there are a bunch of lameass groupie people who are in for no reason i can see (not mentioning any names) but there is some true raw talent that is improving sure this is nothing like acid or any other groups i have been in because it is close-knit and relatively politics free group high productivity - due to less critisism and more help anyways enough chit-chat my intentions are to simply ride along & help along with tK and some other backbone members things will start to rock here and we will prolly take the scene by storm ) anyways on to less personal stuff (as if there is much heh ) -+-chapter 2 whoops -+- i came in this month replacing drseuss as inet coordinator in addition to being a senior staffer he was then reduced to a vga primate gopher grey became the new ascii dpt head replacing empty who quit due to time management problems (cough) traitor (cough) kryptik aka dead elmo became a groupie non-official but hey he s our human pinata bC was christened senior staffer for no apparent reason (biased cmnt) phooze is now the offical pr head (bwahhaha ) who after all that hard work on the spiffy website needed some sort of title x (phooze pipes in www cris com Lobe poly) stupid people were bountiful on the net ranging from your average joe lamer to super-morons (cough) pyscho (cough) people who had fruitcake this season die the first of 97 i am running out of goodies due to uhh sleep deprivation so must not give keyboard back to phooze must not must *clunk* !@#$% everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people %$#@! did you ever wonder me too no seriously take a moment to think taken it good ok your brain is all warmed up remember those little sleepovers you used to go to where the guy who fell asleep first always pissed his pants what ever happened to this common yet old fad why did it disappear solve that one yet ok so you think you re all good now well (courtesy of RaD #10) why did the toga go out of style it was relatively comfortable and nice looking on both men and women so what led to the toga s demise (see they get harder!@) why do computers work sometimes after cold booting their sorry ass uh huh and now for the case cracker where in the hell can i find polyester ! that s a hard one if youre an average joe so get a dog and name him clue we are on irc (efnet servers) at #polyester www cris com Lobe poly in which you can a) vote on our work b) view our latest news 4) view our member listing ) (members only available pdq) login to the polyester message board ) download any pack so mozilla your sorry ass to poly www site and repent for not going sooner !@#$% old king cole decreed it & ever since its known as coles law %$#@! on a final note our guest member this month (liquid soap) did not have any submissions and he wouldnt tell us why (hes also planning to join so i hear anyway i was asked (as a hierarchal thing you never mention who ) but that s quite peculiar he cant tell us keep an eye on him hehehhehehwhahabhwhahahwmuhahwhahaha