____ ________ ______ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ T$$ $$$ $$ l$$$$ a TTT %%l l$ -- Vegan s $ $ $$ $$$$$$l $ ## $$$$$$ll R Us T $$$$$$ $ aaa $ $ T$$ $yyyyyy$ Joe -- aT l T %% $$$$$$$i ## ## $$% aaa aaaaa Taaa $$$$$$$$$$l l$$$$$$T%% $$ T$$ + l$$$$$$$$$$$ # ## $$$$$$$$$$$ T aTTaaaTa $$$$$$$$$$T $$$$$TT$$$ T$$ $$$$ ______ TT$$$T ______ ay $$$$i yyyy TT $$$$$$$Taa ____ ____ aTT$$$$$$$Ta __ _ a _ _______ $l %$$$$l l$$$$$ $$$ T$ $$$$$$$T%% $$ T $$$$$ $$ $$ $$$l$$ l$ One day Joe was waiting by his favorite store %%$$$$ $$$ $$ $ vegans R us for a new tofu flavor that just arrived $$ $$$i$$i $ (btw did i mention Joe was a Vegan ) Anyways % %$$ l$$T $l _ $ little did he know the shipment was highjacked and ___$$$$ l all the tofu had been kid-napped!! i and you can imagine what his reation was look down here --- $$ $$l _ aaaatTTTTTTTTTTtttaa $$ $$ $$$ $$$$$$%$%% %l $$l $$$$%% % $$$ l$$$TT% %$l $l ___ ____ $yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy aT$$$$$l T$$T$$l %$$$$$% l$ l$i$$i $$ $$$$$$ l$ $$$$l $i T$$$$TT$i T$$$$TT$$ _ a a T$TaaaT $$$$$ TaaaaT$ a$T Ta $$ $$ $l $$ $$ $$ _ __ ____ $$ $$ %$$Ta T$$ $$ T$TayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyT$ You think a little high jack will stop Joe from having his tofu I think NOT! yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so Joe decided to goto the scene of the crime yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy $ $$ $$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$$$ $ $T $$ $$ $$$$ i $$ $$ $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$$ $$$$$$ $ $$ $$$$ $$a $$ $$$$ $$$$$$ $$ $$$$$$ $$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and to his surprize he found a LEGO PIECE __ aT$$T$$$a _y_y_y_y $$$ ________ $$$$$$$$ a$$$ aT _ __ aaTTTTT$$T + TTaa$$$$ $$$$ %%$$T $$$$$$l %$$i _ T$$$$$i $$$$$$ $$$$$$l --------+----+-----+----+-------+--+-+- + + + + So Joe decided to check out Lego Land! duh TTT a $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ l$$$$$$ $$$l $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ aaa $$$$ Lego land $$$T T$$$ T l Ta $$$$ i$$ aaaT $$$$ l$$l aT + $$$$i $$$$ $a_ _ aTaaaTTa $$$$l $$$$$aal $a$$$ TaTT $$$$ $$T $$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$ i$$$$ ya $$$$$$$$ l$$$ l$$$$% l$ TTT $T $$$$$ T $$l$$$ $$ $$$ i$$i$$$ _ l$ T$$l Joe found a secret back door and snuck in all the stolen tofu was here!! he had solved the mystery!!! ______ $tofu$ ______ _____ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ ___ $$$$$ $$$$$$ $tofu$ _ a Ta $tofu $$$$$$ $$$$$$ _ a f u Ta a o T a_ t $$ a_ _ aTT aaaTTT stranger - Hey you what are you doing here Joe Shit your gig is up what s with all this tofu stranger alrite i give up I am Trafous the last of the Tofu Worshippers i stole d tofu to sacrifise to the almighty Tofu God in the sky! Joe Well you ve been found U must go to jail for this this hidious crime! stranger i will not go with out a fight if i can t sacrifice Tofu i will sacrifice MYSELF!!! muhahahahah Joe NOOooooooooooo yyyyyyyy yyyyyyy yyyyyy yyyyyyy $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$yyyy $$yyy$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$$$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$yyyy$$ _ _ _ _ __ _ aT$$ ___ _ ___ T $ so much blood for such a tiny hole i -trent reznor The End